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Simon Dornet
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D. N. Bryn
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Vincent Barnes has suffered four years as a vampire, and they've been the most miserable years of his pathetic life. Too poor for black market blood, he feeds from sleeping humans to survive. He tries to never intrude on the same prey twice, but after a single delicious taste of a long-lost childhood neighbor, he can't help returning for seconds.
Wesley Garcia has been waking up with fang marks. Lucky for him, he needs a vampire—to use as bait. He's certain Vitalis-Barron Pharmaceutical killed his mother, but to gain access to their covert research labs, he has to bring them a bloodsucker for their experiments.
Step one, a dramatic offer: Stay, and you can bite me.
Vincent leaps at the chance to gobble Wesley up.
Wes's plan is perfect. He'll befriend the vampire, then trick him into coming to the lab. No fighting, no fuss. But Vincent is more than Wesley has bargained for: sweet and shy, with intoxicating fangs that awaken new desires in Wes. As the two bond, Vincent believes he might have finally found someone worth putting his trust in . . . and Wes fears neither of them will survive the betrayal he has planned.
Contains mature themes.
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- By David Scotto on 09-10-24
By: Craig Montgomery
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Only One Coffin
- A Paranormal MM Romance
- By: A.J. Truman
- Narrated by: Nick J. Russo
- Length: 4 hrs and 42 mins
- Unabridged
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I’m stuck sharing a coffin with the world’s perkiest vampire. This vacation is going to suck. After centuries of eternal existence, and still mourning the loss of my lover to vicious slayers, I needed a few days of peaceful solitude at the Hotel Draugr. But thanks to a double-booking mishap, I’m forced to share my coffin with Kilroy, a freshly bitten vampire who loves his new afterlife as much as he loves hanging ten. My unexpected roommate is determined to show me how “totally awesome” being a vampire can be.
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Clever and sweet
- By Jackson on 10-21-24
By: A.J. Truman
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Patience
- Damned Connections, Book 1
- By: Lark Taylor
- Narrated by: Will M. Watt, Dan Calley
- Length: 10 hrs and 28 mins
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Ferryman. The Grim Reaper. La Muerte. La Pelona. Shinigami. Charon. I've been called many names over the millennia, all thanks to my role in Hell—ferrying dead souls over the river Styx. Few know the demon behind the legend, how I came to be here, or the freedom I sacrificed to save the man I love.
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Quite literally couldn’t get enough
- By Lila Woods on 08-23-24
By: Lark Taylor
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Infamous Park Avenue Prince
- Park Avenue Princes, Book 1
- By: Ella Frank, Brooke Blaine
- Narrated by: Perry Bishop, Aiden Snow
- Length: 10 hrs and 7 mins
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I’m never one to turn down a bet. Especially not when it comes to retaliating against the dean for pulling a dick move before summer break. So when the dean’s golden child arrives at Astor for his freshman year, my fellow troublemakers throw down a wager I can’t resist. The target: the dean’s son, John Thomas Hawthorne, or “JT”. The bet: corruption in any way I choose. It should’ve been easy. With his mess of brown curls, pouty lips, and good-boy reputation, JT is the perfect revenge. And even better? He’s straight.
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Could have been better SPOILER WARNING!!!!
- By Treunna on 05-20-24
By: Ella Frank, and others
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Death Eternal
- Necromancer Rising, Book 1
- By: Richard Amos
- Narrated by: Cooper North
- Length: 8 hrs and 24 mins
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On my first day in the town, I get caught up in a strange murder case, and Death saves my life. Yes, the Death. The delectable, mysterious Death. Goodness, he is hotness personified. But what happened to make him walk away from his responsibilities? And why is he so deliciously tempting, my desire a raging inferno every time he looks at me with those incredible eyes? I shouldn't be thinking of an immortal being like this, but with every passing hour I can't stop myself from falling deeper into infatuation.
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Great story. Great narration.
- By Aethena Drake on 12-21-24
By: Richard Amos
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Swordcrossed
- By: Freya Marske
- Narrated by: Omari Douglas
- Length: 14 hrs and 18 mins
- Unabridged
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Mattinesh Jay, dutiful heir to his struggling family business, needs to hire an experienced swordsman to serve as best man for his arranged marriage. Sword-challenge at the ceremony could destroy all hope of restoring his family's wealth, something that Matti has been trying—and failing—to do for the past ten years. What he can afford, unfortunately, is part-time con artist and full-time charming menace Luca Piere.
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loved this book
- By Anonymous User on 11-05-24
By: Freya Marske
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Fall for Him
- A Novel
- By: Andie Burke
- Narrated by: Kyle Omori, Liam DiCosimo
- Length: 10 hrs and 56 mins
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Dylan Gallagher’s hot neighbor loathed him from the second he moved in, and causing a flood, falling through the floor, and landing directly onto that same neighbor’s bed probably means that’s unlikely to change. The poorly timed “It’s Raining Men” joke didn’t help. Meanwhile, ER nurse Derek Chang’s life is a literal when-rains-it-pours nightmare. A man he hates dropped into his life along with an astronomically expensive problem originating from Derek’s own apartment’s plumbing.
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I wanted to like this more.
- By SB84 on 11-04-24
By: Andie Burke
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The Insanity of Reincarnated Mages and Amorous Vampires
- Spellbound, Book 1
- By: AJ Sherwood, Devon Vesper
- Narrated by: Max Meyers, Derek Prince
- Length: 9 hrs and 54 mins
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Hi, I'm Kit. Immortal vampire and technomage extraordinaire. You know how it goes. For the record, I am absolutely not stalking my reincarnated husband. Okay, I am, but it's for his own good. And mine. Er, assuming I can somehow figure out how to tell him he's reincarnated and a mage, and we all live in a sentient library. Any thoughts on that? I'm currently taking suggestions. One thing's for sure. He's not dying on me again. Never again.
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I think I got a cavity
- By Minge&MurkinsMom on 08-17-24
By: AJ Sherwood, and others
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- Mai Shaina
- 08-09-23
Fantastic Fluff Gay Vampire Novel
The novel overall was very good and I couldn’t stop listening! The characters are very likable and relatable. The end was unfortunately a little underwhelming. The characters’ thoughts are very explicit towards one another throughout the novel and you expect to hear/read their first time, but it fades to black. Other than gore and touching, there’s no explicit content.
If you like wholesome and emotionally intimate romance, this is for you!
The narrator is very good and distinguishes the voices very well!
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- :)
- 04-27-24
I finished it in one day
And I already want to listen to it again. Everything was so cute and well paced. This is my first vampire novel I've read but I couldn't have chosen a better start! I already bought the second book T.T I hope there's more to come!
The narrator was also perfect loved their voice!
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- V
- 03-21-25
Such a good book!
10/10 so cute! This book is cute and chaste. The plot sucks you in! The characters are lovable and the narrator was amazing!!
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- Amanda P
- 08-25-24
Sweet romance
I loved the story and the flirting between the two main characters. Wished it was longer and with more spice
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- Toby
- 12-09-24
i liked this! (it was also definitely a fanfic)
you cant tell me this wasn’t originally a viktor x jayce fanfic lmao. wasn’t crazy about some of the plot but had some great moments! well written for sure but this is absolutely an arcane fanfic lmao
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- Anonymous User
- 02-19-25
love it!!!
love the story I was hooked throughout the entire Reading! I can't wait to read the others apart of this series!!!
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- Linda Yancey
- 08-16-23
Speed ran this in two days!
A lovely story with two very goofy but sweet characters. Plot was good, simple and contained, which I think did this book well as I enjoyed the characters dynamic more than the revenge plot. 10/10 would vampire again
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- Charlotte Atena
- 12-03-24
totally worth it.
ahhhh, I did not expect this story to be this funny and sweet. Omg, totally worth it. The audiobook is amazing, the narrator did an amazing job and I think it complemented the story perfectly.
Wes and Vincent are adorable. They are adorable together, and separately. I am so glad they got to meet again and be part of each others life properly this time. I think they got to have their kinda second chance when the time was right and when they needed each other the most.
This book has no spice, so if you are looking for that, you will not find it here, but the story does not need it in order to be perfect.
I highly re you to give a chance to this book/audiobook.
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- August
- 08-16-23
Sweet, low but satisfying spice, mlm romance
I loved this book. Writing was captivating and enjoyable! loved the characters so much!
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- Anonymous User
- 02-02-25
Surprisingly Sweet
From the cover, I expected this book to be filled with more... debauchery? More of a "trashy" yaoi style story tbh. But it surprised me with way more depth and sweetness than I expected. Thought provoking social commentary too. I also like how the traditional hot vampire characteristics were subverted in having him be insecure and awkward, in addition to being poor AF. But he was still portrayed as desirable!
Featuring the mutual pining trope, it all made for a very enjoyable read!
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