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Narrated by:
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Chris Patton
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By:
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Joseph Caldwell
About this listen
A pig escapes from its pen and roots up the garden of Kitty McCloud, a best-selling novelist who "corrects" the classics. What the obstreperous little pig unearths is evidence of a possible transgression that the novel's three Irish characters - the plagiarizing Kitty, her blood-feud rival Kieran, and a sexy swineherd named Lolly - are convinced the other has probably benefited from.
How this hilarious mystery is resolved inspires both comic eloquence and a theatrically colorful canvas depicting the brooding Irish land and seascape.
©2008 Original material © 2008, 2009 Joseph Caldwell. Recorded by arrangement with Delphinium Books. (P)2011 HighBridge CompanyListeners also enjoyed...
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Critic reviews
Except for the pig. And I'm sure that's because in the authors skewed idea of writing, something unpleasant is described as appealing. And I'm not particularly fond of pigs but twenty minutes into the book, I'd rather spend time with it than the protagonist.
Sorry. This books going back.
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The book is beautifully written but the story just seemed silly. I really didn't care who killed Declin Toby.A Very Light Read
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The Pig did it
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Over written
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so much fun to listen to
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