The Rants, Raves and Crazy Days of an ER Nurse
Funny, True Life Stories of Medical Humor from the Emergency Room
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Narrated by:
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Cody J. Johnson
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By:
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Dani Jacobs
About this listen
Get your scrubs on, and don't forget your stethoscope. Welcome to the ER.
This book is not about life and death struggles. This book is the polar opposite. It is about the absolute, over-the-top insanity that I have witnessed during my time in the ER. This book is the untold, unseen, and unshared rants and raves of an ER nurse who has been slowly driven mad by his patients. I want you, the listener to step into my scrubs, see this bizarre world through my eyes, and understand that once you stop laughing in the ER, it's time to quit.
This book is the stupid stories that I still don't believe. It's the codes gone crazy. It's the "I can't believe you said that." It's a testament to everything an ER nurse puts up with on a day in and day out basis that most people don't know exists. It makes Scrubs, E.R., House, and all the other medical shows look like fairy tales.
As an ER nurse, I want to let the world know that when we pull that curtain and leave the room, we are laughing because let's face it, it's funny. Please don't listen to this book if you think you are going to hear about nursing at its finest. This is not Florence Nightingale's kind of nursing; this is the grit, spit, vomit and s#!t that comes with the job I love and hate so much.
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An epic story told by a unique voice in American medicine, One Doctor describes life-changing experiences in the career of a distinguished physician. In riveting first-person prose, Dr. Brendan Reilly takes us to the front lines of medicine today.
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Simply Brilliant
- By Jan on 06-20-14
By: Brendan Reilly
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Confessions of a Surgeon
- The Good, the Bad, and the Complicated...Life Behind the O.R. Doors
- By: Paul A. Ruggieri MD
- Narrated by: Eric Martin
- Length: 8 hrs and 2 mins
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As an active surgeon and former department chairman, Dr. Paul A. Ruggieri has seen the good, the bad, and the ugly of his profession. In Confessions of a Surgeon, he pushes open the doors of the OR and reveals the inscrutable place where lives are improved, saved, and sometimes lost. He shares the successes, failures, remarkable advances, and camaraderie that make it exciting.
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Enjoyed the anecdotes!
- By suzanne on 07-31-17
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Do No Harm
- Stories of Life, Death, and Brain Surgery
- By: Henry Marsh
- Narrated by: Jim Barclay
- Length: 9 hrs and 33 mins
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With compassion and candor, leading neurosurgeon Henry Marsh reveals the fierce joy of operating, the profoundly moving triumphs, the harrowing disasters, the haunting regrets, and the moments of black humor that characterize a brain surgeon's life. If you believe that brain surgery is a precise and exquisite craft, practiced by calm and detached surgeons, this gripping, brutally honest account will make you think again.
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Uneven
- By Scott on 06-02-15
By: Henry Marsh
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Chicken Soup for the Nurse's Soul
- Stories to Celebrate, Honor, and Inspire the Nursing Profession
- By: Jack Canfield, Mark Victor Hansen, Nancy Mitchell-Autio, and others
- Narrated by: Jack Canfield, Mark Victor Hansen
- Length: 1 hr and 13 mins
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This collection of true stories champions the daily contributions, commitments, and sacrifices of nurses and portrays the compassion, intellect, and wit necessary to meet the challenging demands of the profession.
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Great collection of stories, mixed narration
- By Mark and Amy Acker on 09-12-12
By: Jack Canfield, and others
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- By: Robin Cook
- Narrated by: George Guidall
- Length: 11 hrs and 45 mins
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The explosive new thriller from New York Times best-selling author and master of the medical thriller, Robin Cook. Lynn Peirce, a fourth-year medical student at South Carolina’s Mason-Dixon University, thinks she has her life figured out. But when her otherwise healthy boyfriend, Carl, enters the hospital for routine surgery, her neatly ordered life is thrown into total chaos. Carl fails to return to consciousness after the procedure, and an MRI confirms brain death. Devastated by Carl’s condition, Lynn searches for answers.
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I've read this before...
- By Christopher on 10-23-15
By: Robin Cook
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My Glory Was I Had Such Friends
- A Memoir
- By: Amy Silverstein
- Narrated by: Erin Moon
- Length: 12 hrs and 20 mins
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Nearly 26 years after receiving her first heart transplant, Amy Silverstein's donor heart plummeted into failure. If she wanted to live, she had to take on the grueling quest for a new heart - immediately. A shot at survival meant uprooting her life and moving across the country to California. When her friends heard of her plans, there was only one reaction: "I'm there." Nine remarkable women - Joy, Jill, Leja, Jody, Lauren, Robin, Valerie, Ann, and Jane - put demanding jobs and pressing family obligations on hold to fly across the country and be by Amy's side.
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Great listen!
- By Natalie on 05-13-23
By: Amy Silverstein
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Last Night in the OR
- A Transplant Surgeon's Odyssey
- By: Bud Shaw
- Narrated by: Jonathan Yen
- Length: 8 hrs and 21 mins
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The 1980s marked a revolution in the field of organ transplants, and Bud Shaw, MD, who studied under Tom Starzl in Pittsburgh, was on the front lines. Now retired from active practice, Dr. Shaw relays gripping moments of anguish and elation, frustration and reward, despair and hope in his struggle to save patients. He reveals harshly intimate moments of his medical career.
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Expect alot of bad language!
- By Lynn L. on 08-10-16
By: Bud Shaw
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Paradise General
- Riding the Surge at a Combat Hospital in Iraq
- By: David Hnida M.D.
- Narrated by: George K. Wilson
- Length: 9 hrs and 56 mins
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A family doctor with limited surgical experience, Dr. Dave Hnida volunteered for two tours of duty in Iraq - first as a battalion surgeon with a combat unit and then as trauma chief at the busiest Combat Support Hospital (CSH) during the Surge. Like a modern-day M*A*S*H, Dr. Hnida and his team conducted surgery under terrible conditions in a series of tents connected to the occasional run-down building.
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Fans of M*A*S*H will enjoy this book!
- By Elle Kay on 06-18-16
By: David Hnida M.D.
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After the Fire
- A True Story of Friendship and Survival
- By: Robin Gaby Fisher
- Narrated by: Richard Powers
- Length: 6 hrs and 42 mins
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On January 19, 2000, a fire raged through the freshman dormitory at Seton Hall University in South Orange, New Jersey, killing three students and injuring 58 others. Among the victims were Shawn Simons and Alvaro Llanos, roommates from poor neighborhoods who made their families proud by getting into college. They managed to escape the fire, but both were burned terribly.
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Incredibly Inspirational
- By Angie on 01-13-12
What listeners say about The Rants, Raves and Crazy Days of an ER Nurse
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- Kimberly Thibault
- 10-26-17
Great listen
I listened on my way to work.....RN ER, IV team. I work the swing 1-130am. I loved it, very funny and relatable! Thanks, 25+yrs RN
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- Jane Baker
- 01-05-16
Funny, funny, and true
Would you recommend this audiobook to a friend? If so, why?
As a nurse I found the stories and situations both hysterical and true! I laughed a lot which got a lot of stares on a quiet subway train when I was listening.
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It gives an insiders look at what an ER is like and how people really act which is both ridiculous and stunning.
Have you listened to any of Cody J. Johnson’s other performances before? How does this one compare?
This was my first listen to this reader. Did a great job bringing out the humor and emotions or the stories.
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- Avid Reader
- 06-22-16
interesting, but.....
Not as enchantingring as I thought. stories seemed rushed.. This is a nurse with an attitude.
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- Brenda J Pugh
- 07-10-24
Felt like I was there. amazing story!
I love ER stories and this one was great! Thank you for a great book!
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- Susan Close
- 07-15-17
So real!
I've worked in an ER for several years and I could so relate to you all the things this nurse had to say. I laughed, I shook my head yes, shook my head no as I thought about all those crazy things that happen daily in every ER across the country.
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- Crazyone
- 09-22-17
Nurses life
Played this on a road trip with my family and everyone loved it. This isn't just about ER RN's. I don't care if you work on the floor or in the unit you have to put up with this stuff. Dani did what we all think of doing when you leave the patient room, go to the nurses station, look at your coworkers and say, "We've got to start writing this S@!/ down, no one would believe it". Found myself laughing and nodding along with the book.
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- Teri-Ann
- 08-12-24
The comedic quips
The major complaining. Needs more positiveness to offset it. I see a verry unsatisfied nurse that should have left the field way before this was written.
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- Tiffany Layton
- 06-06-19
Funny
This book was hilarious, working in ER for over 15 years makes it very relatable.
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- Diane
- 07-31-18
good book, poor performer
very awkward chapter transitions. emotions hard to detect in performers voice. topic and story entertaining
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- Shanonymous
- 09-02-20
Makes fun of patients
Horrible. I tried to listen but couldn't get past half of chapter 3. He's not funny to make fun of patient care. He's sarcastic and cruel - He shouldn't be in nursing. This makes me feel judged and no more than unacceptable gossip fodder between nurses, while I writhe in bed, sick and really needing help.
Also, the cover is terrible: a nurse with a beer, then a nurse/doctor pulling his hair with frustration. Finally, the big-eyed fish/girl in the front w with her mask on her neck needs to shave her mustache.
Get Adam Kay's "This is Going to Hurt"!!!! THEEEE funniest and true story of a young man describing his beginner Intern years through becoming the highest level of doctor, who not only cares immensely about his patients, never makes fun of them, and he tells HILARIOUS stories about his experiences - you won't be able to stop laughing. PERFECT if you want to laugh hard enough to get a belly ache. I've listened to it 4 times and it gets funnier every time. All very short experiences that easily paints a picture in your mind, definitely doesn't drag on like this cruel "Rants..." book, which makes me never want to be a patient, lest I be judged by those in charge of my care.... and it's all true.
I'm American, so usually British books turn me off, but Kay's book is super easy to understand, and again, SUPREMELY THE funniest book - on becoming an "Obs and Gynie" (obstetrics/gynecology) doctor, where he loves that he's in a department where one person comes in and goes out as two - "I'm looking at you, Geriatrics!").
Simply the BEST book I've heard in months if not years. One thing I wasn't expecting but really loved is his comparison between UK's Universal Healthcare (and private healthcare, also available in the UK), vs. our American private insurance care. It's a brief introspection of universal healthcare with valuable info. GET THAT BOOK INSTEAD, AND IT'LL TURN A BAD DAY INTO A GREAT ONE, and a good day into an unbelievably better one.
I ended up immediately buying his other 2 books which is simply just a hysterical conversation with a friend (and educational too - like the name of the doctor who discovered hand-washing, and why, and what each organ does: for instance, did you know your red veins are oxygenated and move away from the heart, and your blue veins return to the heart to retrieve more oxygen?)
I love the little quizzies at the end of each chapter which is totally chock full of fun facts and trivia.
* The book of Kay discussing human body organs with his funny friend (Mark Watson, I think?) is jam-packed with truisms similar to the following:
Smallpox is deadly to your system. However, if you've been exposed to Cowpox (a much milder illness than Smallpox) your system has already built the same antibodies; Cowpox essentially "tricks" your system into preventing Smallpox, as you already possess the antibodies - your body has become immune to Smallpox - thanks to having received Cowpox as a vaccine.
[ A neat fact (this is not mentioned in the book); here's a tidbit of the kind of unique info that you'll learn from the book featuring Adam Kay and his friend Mark Watson(?): the word "vaccination" was created because Vaca means "cow" in Spanish. ]
I also bought his most recent book featuring a plethora of famous people and is dedicated to the NHS,(there's a third book that's available in the US, and that totally bums me out).
DON'T WASTE A CREDIT ON THIS RN/RANTS... BOOK!
Seriously get Kay's "This is Going to Hurt," and/or his book with the dialogue between him and Watson. Both of those are worth, like 10 stars for each!!!
*Finally, I am NOT related to Kay, nor a friend of, nor an acquaintance with, nor a patient of, nor even someone who has ever met Kay or Watson, nor any of their friends or acquaintances - or ANY British doctors for that matter.
I've never even been to Europe, South America or Africa. Just your average USA citizen who has never even owned a passport. Therefore, to be clear, I have received NO compensation for writing this review. Kay's books are SO infinitely much better than this book that you're considering and for which you're here reading the reviews.
You will thank me for leaving this review and encouraging you to GO AWAY from this "Rants..." book, and get "This is Going to Hurt, " by Adam Kay.
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