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Stan Chandler
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Bill Kirton
About this listen
Chris Machin may think he's just a teacher, but the bottom feeders in Aberdeen squabbling over North Sea oil and gas contracts prefer to use his code-name - Sparrow. When his garden explodes he takes flight, unleashing various forms of Scottish mayhem.
More complications are added by his ex girlfriend and a sociopathic policeman whose hobbies are violence, making arrests and, best of all, combining the two. Several murders later, two wrestlers, a road trip to Inverness, a fishing trawler, a Russian factory ship, and some fragments of a postman complete the enigma of...
... The Sparrow Conundrum.
Winner of the Readers' Choice Award for Humor and Satire at Big Al's Books and Pals 2012. Also winner of the Humor category in the 2011 Forward National Literature Awards.
©2015 Bill Kirton (P)2015 Thorstruck PressListeners also enjoyed...
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