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The Twat Files

By: Dawn French
Narrated by: Dawn French
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Discover the truth behind the many, many times Dawn French has been a complete twat over the last sixty years.

When I was younger I wanted to be an interesting, sophisticated, semi-heroic, multi-layered person.

BUT.

That kind of perfect is impossible. Being an actual twat is much more the real me. Sorry to boast, but I am a champion twat.

In The Twat Files I will tell you about all the times I've been a total and utter twat. The moments where I've misunderstood stuff and messed up. In my life these have been key because:

Mistakes tell us about ourselves.

Mistakes tell us about others.

Mistakes are hilarious.

Mistakes expose our flaws.

Mistakes show us ourselves honestly.

Mistakes are gloriously human.

My hope is that these stories might fire up yer engines to remind you of just what a massive twat you also are.

Let's celebrate and revel in this most delightful of traits together.

That would be perfectly twatty.

©2023 Dawn French (P)2023 Penguin Audio
Entertainment & Celebrities Personal Development Personal Success Funny Witty
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'Dawn French is a wonderful writer' Daily Mail

'This woman is a national treasure' Mail on Sunday

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I loved how well Dawn read it. Every chapter was like attending her stage show!

Hillarious!

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The book is a balanced history of the adventures of Dawn French, the French & Saunders team, and relatable cringe-worthy personal disasters.

Love Dawn, refreshing theme

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Dawn is so entertaining, the stories recent deprecating and hilarious and relatable. And she performs them rather than reads them. Loved every second!

A total delight

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