The Usual Santas
A Collection of Soho Crime Christmas Capers
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Sixteen delightful holiday short stories by some of your favorite Soho crime authors! Featuring short crime fiction by: Helene Tursten, Mick Herron, Martin Limon, Timothy Hallinan, Mette Ivie Harrison, Colin Cotterill, Ed Lin, Stuart Neville, Tod Goldberg, Henry Chang, James R. Benn, Lene Kaaberbol & Agnete Friis, Gary Corby, Cara Black, Stephanie Barron, and Peter Lovesey.
This captivating collection of short mysteries and crime capers - which features New York Times best-selling authors, Crime Writers Association Gold and Diamond Dagger winners, and Edgar Award nominees - contains laughs aplenty, the most hardboiled of holiday noir, and heartwarming reminders of the spirit of the season.
Nine mall Santas must find the imposter among them. An elderly lady seeks peace from her murderously loud neighbors at Christmastime. A young woman receives a mysterious invitation to Christmas dinner with a stranger. Niccolo Machiavelli sets out to save an Italian city. Sherlock Holmes' onetime nemesis Irene Adler finds herself in an unexpected tangle in Paris while on a routine espionage assignment. Jane Austen searches for the Dowager Duchess of Wilborough's stolen diamonds. And other adventures will whisk listeners away to Christmases around the globe, from a Korean War POW camp to a Copenhagen refugee squat to a Thai street child's quest for the perfect gift for her friend.
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Josie O'Conner travels to San Francisco in 1951 to locate her gay brother, a private dick investigating a blackmail ring targeting lesbians and gay men. Jimmy's friends claim that just before he disappeared he became a rat, informing the cops on the bar community. Josie adopts Jimmy's trousers and wingtips, battling to clear his name, halt the blackmailers, and exact justice for the many queer corpses.
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Fine Writing, Beautifully Read
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Superheroes
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Modern gods and goddesses, remote, revered - and like the pantheon of heroes and heroines of ancient myth - possessing great power tempered with flaws. Now, find within this anthology great tales by gifted and award-winning authors who move superheroes from the four-color panels of comic books to the fantastic pages of fiction, stories that will remind anyone who ever wanted to wear a cape or don a cowl of the extraordinary powers of the imagination!
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Pretentious tired old concepts
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Following a scalding row with her mother, 15-year-old Holly Sykes slams the door on her old life. But Holly is no typical teenage runaway: A sensitive child once contacted by voices she knew only as "the radio people," Holly is a lightning rod for psychic phenomena. Now, as she wanders deeper into the English countryside, visions and coincidences reorder her reality until they assume the aura of a nightmare brought to life.
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Not Short Listed, This Time
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The Ghost and Mrs. McClure
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Young widow Penelope Thornton-McClure and her old Aunt Sadie are making ends meet by managing a mystery book shop - a quaint Rhode Island landmark rumored to be haunted. Pen may not believe in ghosts, but she does believe in good publicity - like nabbing Timothy Brennan for a book signing. But soon after the bestselling thriller writer reveals a secret about the store's link to a 1940s murder, he keels over dead - and right in the middle of the store's new community events space. Who gives Mrs. McClure the first clue that it was murder?
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Creative take of a ghost detective
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Stories
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Something for Everyone
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Poke Rafferty was writing offbeat travel guides for the young and terminally bored when Bangkok stole his heart. Now the American expat is assembling a new family with Rose, the former go-go dancer he wants to marry, and Miaow, the tiny, streetwise urchin he wants to adopt. But trouble in the guise of good intentions comes calling just when everything is beginning to work out.
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Ever been to Bangkok?
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Private Investigator Smokey Dalton works for Memphis, Tennessee’s black community. He has almost no interaction with the white hierarchy, even though they exist only blocks away. So he’s surprised the day a white woman walks into his Beale Street office. Laura Hathaway has sought him out because he’s a beneficiary in her mother’s will, and Laura wants to know why. So does Smokey. He’s never heard of the Hathaways, but his search will take him on a journey that will change everything he’s ever known.
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For 60 years Jewish refugees and their descendants have prospered in the federal district of Sitka, a temporary safe haven created in the wake of the Holocaust and the shocking 1948 collapse of the fledgling state of Israel. The Jews of the Sitka District have created their own little world in the Alaskan panhandle, a vibrant and complex frontier city that moves to the music of Yiddish. But now the district is set to revert to Alaskan control, and their dream is coming to an end.
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Didn't finish...
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The Eighth Commandment
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When the Damaretion, the prized Greek coin from Archibald Havistock's collection, disappears and appraiser Mary Lou "Dunk" Bateson comes under suspicion, Bateson, a cop, and an insurance investigator set out to solve the crime.
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It was a nice listen
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When Gravity Fails
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For a new kind of killer roams the streets of the Arab ghetto, a madman whose bootlegged personality cartridges range from a sinister James Bond to a sadistic disemboweler named Khan. And Marid Audrian has been made an offer he can't refuse.The 200-year-old godfather of the Budayeen's underworld has enlisted Marid as his instrument of vengeance. But first Marid must undergo the most sophisticated of surgical implants before he dares to confront a killer who carries the power of every psychopath since the beginning of time.
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Library of the Dead
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A murderer is on the loose on the streets of New York City: nicknamed the Doomsday Killer, he's claimed six victims in just two weeks, and the city is terrified. Even worse, the police are mystified: the victims have nothing in common, defying all profiling, and all that connects them is that each received a sick postcard in the mail before they died - a postcard that announced their date of death. In desperation, the FBI assigns the case to maverick agent Will Piper, once the most accomplished serial-killing expert in the bureau's history, now on a dissolute spiral to retirement.
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Ok towards the end
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The Letter Writer
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Who exactly is Danziger? He's a writer of letters for illiterate immigrants on Manhattan's Lower East Side - "a steadfast practitioner of concealing and forgetting" for his clients, and perhaps for himself: He hints at a much worldlier past. What and whoever he really is or has been, he has a seemingly boundless knowledge of the city and its denizens. And he knows much more than the mere identity of the floating corpse.
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Mobsters and Cops, NYC, 1942
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- Zebadiah D.
- 03-17-21
interesting collection of short stories
good collection of short stories. there was a couple I really didn't like but most were quite enjoyable
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- 🔥 Phx17 🔥
- 12-07-23
18 Xmas crime stories run the gamut
The cover art is misleading, but the summary better forecasts shorts with “laughs … noir … heartwarming” vibes … just not together. The time periods, settings, and moods are all over the map (literally in the case of the settings). While Christmas is a theme in all of them, the real connection is crime and thus, as you might expect, the overall tone is darker than I care for when looking for holiday mysteries. There are 18 stories by London authors, each generally between a half hour and an hour.
This was entertaining enough as a free listen.
For a better Christmas anthology, I recommend Wolfsbane and Mistletoe,
with 15 urban fantasy shorts about werewolves and Christmas.
I have a pet peeve for anthologies that don’t bother to give tables of contents, especially here where it appears two authors didn’t get recognized in the summary. So, here’s a list with some rough descriptions to see if any of these might float your boat:
Ch 1 introduction
1. Ch 2 Joy to the World by Helen Turston - elderly killer Maud is more concerned with the noise than the fact that it stems from a victim of domestic violence. Some F bombs. Other shorts featuring Maud are currently free in The Elderly Lady Is Up To No Good.
2. Ch 3 The Usual Santas by Mick Herron - Cheeky and my favorite of the lot, perhaps explaining why it gets to headline the anthology (and perhaps the cover art is just to honor this one?). ⭐️
3. Ch 4-5 PX Christmas by Martin Limon - 1970’s Korea, noir following two shady military men as they help a fellow soldier’s wife out of trouble with a brothel and crime boss.
4. Ch 6 Cha-Li Nativity by Timothy Hallinan - street kids in Thailand make do for Christmas. Sad.
5. Ch 7 The Cuban Marquis’ Jewels by Theresa De La Padre - some sort of con, maybe? I didn’t get it.
6. Ch 8 A Mother’s Curse by Mette Ivie Harrison - theft as a gay-Mormon prepares for his mission
7. Ch 9 Silent Night by Jonathan Contrew - zippy Thailand noir, is that a thing?
8. Ch 10 Martin by Ed Lin - three guys share the worst thing they’ve done.
9. Ch 11 Queen of the Hill by Stuart Neville - dark, vicious manipulation
10. Ch 12 Blue Memories Start Calling by Todd Goldberg - broody and jaded cop story with body parts, dead kids, and gruesome death. ⭐️
11. Ch 13 Vengeance by Henry Chang - all about the Chinatown vibe
12. Ch 14 Red Christmas by James R Benn - POWs from Korean War struggling to survive. Dark. ⭐️
13. Ch 15 When the Time Came by Lene Kaaberbol & Agnete Friis- Immigrant struggles in Copenhagen.
14. Ch 16 Hairpin Holiday by Sujata Massey - 1920’s Bombay, should please Agath Christie fans. ⭐️
15. Ch 17 The Prince of Peace by Gary Corby - Machiavelli navigates between two would-be princes. ⭐️
16. Ch 18-19 Kaxxxxx Assassin (? Not sure of title) by Cara Black - espionage, France, and Sherlock. Mood.
17. Ch 20 Jane and the Midnight Clear by Stephanie Barron - Jane Austin and a jewel caper. Cozy. ⭐️
18. Ch 21 Supper With Miss Shivers by Peter Lovesey - mystery with manners
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- David Pousho
- 09-16-23
Love what I listened to!
Had the collection in my queque. Got started late so listened to maybe 4 stories, but it disappeared before I could finish. Not a short story fan, but piqued my interest b/c collection from some of THE best international thrill and crime writers along with THE best narrators. Looking forward to finishing somehow!
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- Deanna Luster
- 11-20-23
Misleading title and cover
I did not like this book and I could not finish it. To me, "Capers" means light-hearted, but these stories are too bleak. To each their own - it just wasn't for me.
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- Kellie without the K
- 02-11-20
UGH!
There was one beautiful story about two orphan girls, which I wish were a long story. Several other stories are so and so, but when you reach the story that was probably written by a teen boy, when you have to listen to the "fire in his loins" ad nauseam that is when I return my credit. The narrators are excellent, but the collection of stories are definitely not the best. Pass this one.
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- PKsweets
- 02-05-18
Not Cheerful..... and NOT usual!
There were a couple of good shorts in there-- but on the whole a very dark and dreary lot! If you get it on a daily deal..... maybe! I don't see myself returning to this one yearly!
Ho, Ho, Hum.....
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