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The unauthorized autobiography of Donald J. Trump
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- 07-02-24
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I've heard a lot of audio books on that douchebag and this one summarizes it perfectly in every way!!
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- 02-09-25
Hilarious take on Trump’s first term
This is a great satirical look at the idiocy in Trump’s first term. The best way to look at this time is through laughter.
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