
World's Dumbest President
A Compendium of the Funniest Jokes about America’s Worst President
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The Pope leaned towards Trump and said, “Do you know that with one little wave of my hand I can make every person in this crowd go wild with joy? This joy will not be a momentary display, like that of your followers, but will go deep into their hearts. For the rest of their lives, whenever they speak of this day, they will rejoice!"
Trump replies, “I seriously doubt that. With one little wave of your hand? Show me!”
So the Pope slapped him.
Brought to you by the comic geniuses of Mad Comedy, World's Dumbest President is a rich compendium of the funniest Donald Trump jokes ever collected.
Q. How many White House advisors does it take to change a light bulb?
A. None. They’re supposed to keep the President in the dark.
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- ROYGBIV
- 01-25-25
Hilarious
Very funny , crude and thoroughly deserved. The Donald roasted wonderfully and quite cleverly (even if some of the stories are old jokes)
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- Laura Benken
- 12-22-24
Funny
I needed this today! Very witty collaboration of let’s say factual events. Let’s see what happens next in his return to the “ old man sleepy trump” status.
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- K. Douglas
- 09-23-24
must listen, mad comedy at is finest
right wing or left wing, it's all the same bird, fly fly away while laughing your ass off
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