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Suppose there really were vampires. Dark, stalking, destroying. They’d have to be killed, wouldn’t they? Of course they would. But what kind of fools would try to make a living at it?
In best-selling author John Steakley's vampire classic, one tightly knit band of brothers devotes itself to hunting down the monsters that infest the modern world—for a price. An exciting blend of horror and western genres, Vampire$ is a twenty-first-century Ghostbusters with an edge.
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ARMOR: The Complete Series chronicles the journey of a tank crew through the Second World War, from North Africa to Berlin. Action-packed, authentic, and filled with flawed but tough men of the Greatest Generation, ARMOR drops you straight into the horror, brotherhood, and triumph of armored warfare. You'll fight alongside the crew as they go head-to-head with Tigers at Kasserine Pass, race to Palermo in Sicily, land during the horrific first assault wave at Omaha Beach, crash against the Norman hedgerows, and more.
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This is a fun listen. I highly recommend it for tank nuts.
- By S. H. Moore on 08-04-20
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My Dead World
- By: Jacqueline Druga
- Narrated by: Vanessa Johansson
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Since childhood Nila Carter has been made to spend every weekend at the family cabin. In her teenage years she believes it to be a prison; as an adult it becomes her sanctuary and means to survive. When a mysterious outbreak occurs in India, Nila's brother, Bobby, a virologist with the CDC, places the family on a precautionary alert to be ready to bug out. Unlike anything he's ever seen, the rabies-like virus is not just deadly; it causes extreme violent behavior in those infected.
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- By Nicole Jackson on 10-30-17
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Children of the Night
- By: Dan Simmons
- Narrated by: George Ralph
- Length: 14 hrs and 30 mins
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In a desolate orphanage in what remains of post-Communist Romania, a desperately ill infant is given the wrong blood transfusion - and flourishes when he's supposed to die. The discovery of his unique immune system may hold the key to the long-awaited cure for cancer and AIDS - and a link to a clan of vampires.
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needs a different reader
- By Kelly Howard on 09-12-08
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The Last American Vampire
- By: Seth Grahame-Smith
- Narrated by: MacLeod Andrews
- Length: 14 hrs and 16 mins
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In Reconstruction-era America, vampire Henry Sturges is searching for renewed purpose in the wake of his friend Abraham Lincoln's shocking death. It will be an expansive journey that will first send him to England for an unexpected encounter with Jack the Ripper, then to New York City for the birth of a new American century, the dawn of the electric era of Tesla and Edison, and the blazing disaster of the 1937 Hindenburg crash.
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Werewolves, READ THIS! Not as good as Abe...
- By avoidthelloyd on 01-13-15
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Necroscope
- By: Brian Lumley
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Harry Keogh is the man who can talk to the dead, the man for whom every grave willingly gives up its secrets, the one man who knows how to travel effortlessly through time and space to destroy the vampires that threaten all of humanity.
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ONE MUST NOT CURSE THE DEAD
- By Jim "The Impatient" on 01-08-16
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Armor
- By: John Steakley
- Narrated by: Tom Weiner
- Length: 13 hrs and 38 mins
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The planet is called Banshee. The air is unbreathable, the water poisonous. It is the home of the most implacable enemies that humanity, in all its interstellar expansion, has ever encountered. Felix is a scout in A-team Two. Highly competent, he is the sole survivor of mission after mission. Yet he is a man consumed by fear and hatred.
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An intense and unusual work, wonderfully performed
- By George Dean on 03-19-13
By: John Steakley
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ARMOR, The Complete Series
- Books 1-5
- By: Craig DiLouie
- Narrated by: Garrett Michael Brown
- Length: 22 hrs and 1 min
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ARMOR: The Complete Series chronicles the journey of a tank crew through the Second World War, from North Africa to Berlin. Action-packed, authentic, and filled with flawed but tough men of the Greatest Generation, ARMOR drops you straight into the horror, brotherhood, and triumph of armored warfare. You'll fight alongside the crew as they go head-to-head with Tigers at Kasserine Pass, race to Palermo in Sicily, land during the horrific first assault wave at Omaha Beach, crash against the Norman hedgerows, and more.
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This is a fun listen. I highly recommend it for tank nuts.
- By S. H. Moore on 08-04-20
By: Craig DiLouie
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My Dead World
- By: Jacqueline Druga
- Narrated by: Vanessa Johansson
- Length: 8 hrs and 1 min
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Since childhood Nila Carter has been made to spend every weekend at the family cabin. In her teenage years she believes it to be a prison; as an adult it becomes her sanctuary and means to survive. When a mysterious outbreak occurs in India, Nila's brother, Bobby, a virologist with the CDC, places the family on a precautionary alert to be ready to bug out. Unlike anything he's ever seen, the rabies-like virus is not just deadly; it causes extreme violent behavior in those infected.
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- By Nicole Jackson on 10-30-17
By: Jacqueline Druga
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Children of the Night
- By: Dan Simmons
- Narrated by: George Ralph
- Length: 14 hrs and 30 mins
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In a desolate orphanage in what remains of post-Communist Romania, a desperately ill infant is given the wrong blood transfusion - and flourishes when he's supposed to die. The discovery of his unique immune system may hold the key to the long-awaited cure for cancer and AIDS - and a link to a clan of vampires.
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needs a different reader
- By Kelly Howard on 09-12-08
By: Dan Simmons
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The Last American Vampire
- By: Seth Grahame-Smith
- Narrated by: MacLeod Andrews
- Length: 14 hrs and 16 mins
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In Reconstruction-era America, vampire Henry Sturges is searching for renewed purpose in the wake of his friend Abraham Lincoln's shocking death. It will be an expansive journey that will first send him to England for an unexpected encounter with Jack the Ripper, then to New York City for the birth of a new American century, the dawn of the electric era of Tesla and Edison, and the blazing disaster of the 1937 Hindenburg crash.
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Werewolves, READ THIS! Not as good as Abe...
- By avoidthelloyd on 01-13-15
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Necroscope
- By: Brian Lumley
- Narrated by: James Langton
- Length: 17 hrs and 24 mins
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Harry Keogh is the man who can talk to the dead, the man for whom every grave willingly gives up its secrets, the one man who knows how to travel effortlessly through time and space to destroy the vampires that threaten all of humanity.
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ONE MUST NOT CURSE THE DEAD
- By Jim "The Impatient" on 01-08-16
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Empire of the Vampire
- By: Jay Kristoff
- Narrated by: Damian Lynch
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It has been twenty-seven long years since the last sunrise. For nearly three decades, vampires have waged war against humanity; building their eternal empire even as they tear down our own. Now, only a few tiny sparks of light endure in a sea of darkness.
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- By donna on 09-16-21
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Suffer the Children
- By: Craig Dilouie
- Narrated by: R.C. Bray
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Suffer the Children presents a terrifying tale of apocalyptic fiction, as listeners are introduced to Herod's Syndrome, a devastating illness that suddenly and swiftly kills all young children across the globe. Soon, they return from the grave, and ask for blood. And with blood, they stop being dead. They continue to remain the children they once were, but only for a short time, as they need more blood to live. The average human body holds 10 pints of blood, so the inevitable question for parents everywhere becomes: How far would you go to bring your child back?
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Brilliant, Well Done!!!!!
- By Jim "The Impatient" on 12-08-16
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Midnight Mass
- By: F. Paul Wilson
- Narrated by: Jamie Renell
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Vampires have always lived in Eastern Europe. But with the fall of the Soviet Union, they began to spread across the continent, then the world, turning whole populations into vampires - or human cattle. Having overrun India, the far East, and the great cities of North and South America, the forces of Night are now spreading into the countryside to consolidate their conquest.
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- By Ashley Pingatore on 12-23-20
By: F. Paul Wilson
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Guilty Pleasures
- An Anita Blake, Vampire Hunter Novel
- By: Laurell K. Hamilton
- Narrated by: Kimberly Alexis
- Length: 9 hrs and 46 mins
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Published almost 10 years ago, Guilty Pleasures marked the debut of a writer who was destined to grow from cult favorite to a major bestselling author. Now, for long-time Anita Blake aficionados and newfound fans, Guilty Pleasures makes its debut in downloadable audio
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Narration is just plain awful!!!
- By NiceGirlsBkBlog on 09-03-09
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The Lesser Dead
- By: Christopher Buehlman
- Narrated by: Christopher Buehlman
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New York City in 1978 is a dirty, dangerous place to live - and die. Joey Peacock knows this as well as anybody - he has spent the last forty years as an adolescent vampire, perfecting the routine he now enjoys: womanizing in punk clubs and discotheques, feeding by night, and sleeping by day with others of his kind in the macabre labyrinth under the city's sidewalks.
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NICE GUYS NEARLY ALWAYS FINISH LAST
- By Jim "The Impatient" on 05-27-17
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Forging Hephaestus
- Villains' Code Series, Book 1
- By: Drew Hayes
- Narrated by: Amy Landon
- Length: 26 hrs and 58 mins
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Gifted with meta-human powers, Tori Rivas kept away from the limelight, preferring to work as a thief in the shadows. But when she's captured trying to rob a vault that belongs to a secret guild of villains, she's offered a hard choice: prove she has what it takes to join them or be eliminated. Apprenticed to one of the world's most powerful (and supposedly dead) villains, she is thrust into a strange world where the lines that divide superheroes and criminals are more complex than they seem.
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A Nice Surprise with some Really Fun Characters
- By Small Mountain on 09-29-17
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Fledgling
- By: Octavia E. Butler
- Narrated by: Adenrele Ojo
- Length: 12 hrs and 22 mins
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This is the story of an apparently young, amnesiac girl whose alarmingly unhuman needs and abilities lead her to a startling conclusion: She is in fact a genetically modified, 53-year-old vampire. Forced to discover what she can about her stolen former life, she must at the same time learn who wanted - and still wants - to destroy her and those she cares for and how she can save herself.
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Why is everyone okay with the child porn imagery?
- By JG on 07-18-20
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The Southern Book Club's Guide to Slaying Vampires
- By: Grady Hendrix
- Narrated by: Bahni Turpin
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Patricia Campbell's life has never felt smaller. Her ambitious husband is too busy to give her a goodbye kiss in the morning, her kids have their own lives, her senile mother-in-law needs constant care, and she's always a step behind on thank-you notes and her endless list of chores. The one thing she has to look forward to is her book club, a close-knit group of Charleston women united by their love of true crime and paperback fiction. At these meetings they're as likely to talk about the Manson family as they are marriage, motherhood, and neighborhood gossip.
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Not my cup of tea
- By NorthernPerson on 04-21-20
By: Grady Hendrix
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Clown in a Cornfield
- By: Adam Cesare
- Narrated by: Jesse Vilinsky
- Length: 8 hrs and 43 mins
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Quinn Maybrook and her father have moved to tiny, boring Kettle Springs, to find a fresh start. But what they don’t know is that ever since the Baypen Corn Syrup Factory shut down, Kettle Springs has cracked in half. On one side are the adults, who are desperate to make Kettle Springs great again, and on the other are the kids, who want to have fun, make prank videos, and get out of Kettle Springs as quick as they can.
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Bad Narrator
- By Amazon Customer on 08-26-20
By: Adam Cesare
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Mimic & Me
- By: Cassius Lange, Ryan Tang
- Narrated by: Ryan H. Reid, Dorrie Sacks, Jeff Hays
- Length: 16 hrs and 57 mins
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Betrayed and left for dead by a group of slaving nobles, he thought there was nothing left but to bleed out as he counted the number of bricks on the ceiling. But fate had other plans.
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loved the narration. The story is OK, but
- By Michael Wilson on 08-18-23
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Service Model
- By: Adrian Tchaikovsky
- Narrated by: Adrian Tchaikovsky
- Length: 12 hrs and 21 mins
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Humanity is a dying breed, utterly reliant on artificial labor and service. When a domesticated robot gets a nasty little idea downloaded into its core programming, they murder their owner. The robot discovers they can also do something else they never did before: They can run away. Fleeing the household they enter a wider world they never knew existed, where the age-old hierarchy of humans at the top is disintegrating into ruins and an entire robot ecosystem devoted to human wellbeing is having to find a new purpose.
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Another banger from Tchaikovsky
- By J. C. Amos on 06-09-24
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Hyperion
- By: Dan Simmons
- Narrated by: Marc Vietor, Allyson Johnson, Kevin Pariseau, and others
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On the world called Hyperion, beyond the law of the Hegemony of Man, there waits the creature called the Shrike. There are those who worship it. There are those who fear it. And there are those who have vowed to destroy it. In the Valley of the Time Tombs, where huge, brooding structures move backward through time, the Shrike waits for them all.
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The Shrike Awaits. Enter The Time Tombs...
- By Michael on 10-13-12
By: Dan Simmons
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- Lowly customer
- 03-23-10
Novel that puts vampires in their place...
...As blood sucking fiends, who can only fake human sexuality to feed and control. John Steakley is one of my favoite writers and story tellers. I am glad audible released his two books to date.
Gritty, emotional, a great train ride...
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- Jeremiah Glaeser
- 04-21-23
Half baked
There is a really strong idea for a cool vampire book, or even a series in here. But the great ideas are brief and the reader is left with a lot of unresolved questions. The stuff we want to see is glazed over to favor drunken ramblings of the protagonists.
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- Guillermo
- 04-01-10
Champions Eternal
I very muched enjoyed this John Steakley "Vampires Inc." story narrated by Tom Weiner. The other book "Armor" by the same author and same narrator is one of my all time favorite books and audio books, and Vampire$ brought back that same kind of excitement (perhaps only 90% as much as Armor, but 90% of best is still better than almost everything else).
I was particularly grateful to John Steakley for bringing to life another incarnation of his Jack Crow and Felix characters. I view them much like the Champion Eternal characters of Michael Moorcock where Moorcock made several incarnations of the same anti-heroes (Elric, Corwin, Hawkmoon, etc.). Vampires is basically a new incarnation of the same wonderful anti-heroes that Armor had but in our world instead of the future.
At first I thought, "Gosh this sounds a lot like John Carpenter's Vampires" but with much more character development. I looked up imdb and saw that Steakley wrote John Carpenter's Vampires. But as I progressed in this book I was grateful to learn that this is not only more complex, it's a totally different story (and way better). For one thing, John Carpenter's movie doesn't even have the Felix character, and for another thing the this book takes advantage of Steakley's strength which is character develpment and battles with ones self rather than with evil.
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- Amazon Customer
- 10-11-21
good story
While the story was good to listen to it was hard to follow because the narrator seemed to read and double speed and often his infliction was kind of messed up.
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- Terry
- 03-04-21
same characters as Armor
it's almost a rehash of Armor.
A Jack Crowe and Felix adventure, but very enjoyable and entertaining listen.
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- Thomas W Rossiter
- 07-07-17
The quintessential vampire novel
I've read or listened to this many times over the years. Steakly has a unique voice and characters that you care about. This novel, with its pure evil vampires ruined me for any romantic or sympathetic portrayals that have been so popular.
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- Margaret DeLong
- 01-02-18
Full of Nostalgia.
What did you love best about Vampire$?
This is a reread from back when I was in High School. Now that I have ...matured a bit more, some of this is a little grating. But it was fun!
Full on action and vampires. Gotta love it.
Who was the most memorable character of Vampire$ and why?
Cherry. For sure.
Any additional comments?
DO NOT WATCH THE MOVIE. JUST. DON'T.
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- Captain Spanky Of Nazareth
- 10-02-23
Great.
I read it in paper form eons ago… now returning it’s still fantastic. The movies are terrible … basically irredeemable.
But the audiobook is really well done … there’s absolutely no explaining why the narrator thought that Little Cat had a New Jersey accent, and a nasal problem… (he didn’t and he doesn’t) but aside from that one bizarre choice, it’s perfect.
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- David M. Baer
- 09-08-24
Fantastic, visceral storytelling
The narrator really brought the novel to life. Very scary! enjoyed the storyline very much!
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- Anne
- 04-17-10
What a relief
From the sappy Twilight franchise, but as a previous reviewer said, reminiscent of John Carpenter's Vampires, was not a big fan of the film but this book was OK, a bit too much about the hunters, not enough about the vampires.... better yet...try Interview with a Vampire or Salem's Lot.
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