
Watch Me Die
A Novel
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Luke Daniels
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By:
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Lee Goldberg
About this listen
Harvey Mapes is a 26-year-old security guard who spends his nights in a guard shack outside a gated community in Southern California, reading detective novels, watching reruns, and waiting for his life to finally start…which happens when Cyril Parkus, one of the wealthy residents, asks Harvey to follow his beautiful wife. The lowly security guard jumps at the opportunity to fulfill his private eye fantasies and use everything he’s learned from Spenser, Magnum, and Mannix. But things don’t exactly go according to the books…or the reruns. As Harvey fumbles and stumbles through his first investigation, he discovers that the differences between fiction and reality can be deadly.
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Critic reviews
Quick and easy listen that's well written!
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Language
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I should probably point out, the book isn't for everybody. It can be a bit crass. Despite this, I found the story enjoyable and the main character a likable, flawed guy. I'd like to see Goldberg write another of these, though something tells me he won't. High literature this is not, but it is fun escapist fiction with a postmodern sense of self awareness about the detective genre.
A Fluff Read for Fans of 70's and 80's detectives
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Very Entertaining!!
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What made the experience of listening to Watch Me Die the most enjoyable?
The main character is so human it's funny. You don't get James Bond here, but a likable almost looser who starts to better himself in very humorous situations.Did the plot keep you on the edge of your seat? How?
The plot did keep me listening. I listened on a long drive to Colorado and enjoyed it the entire time.Have you listened to any of Luke Daniels’s other performances before? How does this one compare?
No, but I will look for more of his books.Any additional comments?
This book is funny, but crass. It has language and some images of bodily fluids and bedroom activity. Not for the kids, but funny for the adults.My kind of humor, silly and unpredictable
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The story was better than the cliches it copied
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The main character is quite a like-able fellow and I found myself on his side and robustly rooting for him as he stumbles his way through this rigorous and fast paced caper. A number of reviews commented on the over-abundance of swearing in this story, but that didn’t really bother me as the swearing seemed to fit in with the overall tone of the story.
Great narrator!!
A Lot Of Fun!
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weird that he couldn't pronounce Camarillo
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Exciting and humorous
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oh and the narrator did a fantastic. His delivery of certain lines really had me sold on what he was selling and also had me laughing at all.the right placed.
Awesomely Good
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