
We Are Experiencing a Slight Delay
(tips, tales, travels)
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Gary Janetti
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Gary Janetti
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INSTANT NEW YORK TIMES BESTSELLER · A RUPAUL'S BOOK CLUB PICK
A Town & Country Must-Read Book of Summer 2024!
One of Vulture's Best New Audiobooks of 2024.
""A delightful and sharp-witted tour through a lifetime’s worth of travel exploits and misadventures. . . . Readers are bound to catch the travel bug.""—Publishers Weekly
In this hilarious and often touching collection, the author, television writer, and producer takes us with him on travels across the globe.
Gary Janetti has gained a devoted following, with a huge audience on social media, and two bestselling collections of essays under his belt. His new collection will prompt laughter but also delighted recognition as Janetti tackles the absurdity and glory of travel.
In We Are Experiencing a Slight Delay, he shares stories of his varied trips around the world. Tag along as he enjoys an unexpectedly transformative stay at a rigorous Italian spa where he and his husband go from deep grumpiness to exaltation. Take a ride on the Orient Express to Venice and discover a surprising side of London, including a hilarious dinner with actress Maggie Smith. And pull up a deck chair to watch the entertainment as Gary embarks on a family cruise on the Queen Mary 2.
Interspersed with recollections of his trips are personal meditations on dining alone as well as journeys to such diverse destinations as Mykonos, Australia, a Noma pop-up, and other glamorous spots. Gary is unabashedly frank about his very exacting travel needs, and delivers practical advice on all aspects of the traveler’s life, from very precise packing instructions, suggestions on how to get upgrades, and restaurant and hotel recommendations in his favorite cities.
Aspirational, charmingly acerbic, and as diverting as the best vacation can be, delivering both laughs and moments of sharp recognition, Gary’s funny collection is the perfect getaway companion, for both seasoned nomads and curious armchair travelers.
©2024 Gary Janetti (P)2024 HarperCollins PublishersListeners also enjoyed...
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Four years after their bitter divorce, Claire and Aaron Litvak get a phone call no parent is prepared for: their 22-year-old daughter Lindsey, teaching English in China during a college gap year, has been critically injured in a hit and run accident. At a Shanghai hospital they wait at her bedside, hoping for the best and preparing for the worst.
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dark
- By Maryanne T. on 04-30-25
By: Jennifer Haigh
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Oryx and Crake
- By: Margaret Atwood
- Narrated by: Campbell Scott
- Length: 10 hrs and 30 mins
- Unabridged
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The narrator of Atwood's riveting novel calls himself Snowman. When the story opens, he is sleeping in a tree, wearing an old bedsheet, mourning the loss of his beloved Oryx and his best friend Crake, and slowly starving to death. He searches for supplies in a wasteland where insects proliferate and pigoons and wolvogs ravage the pleeblands, where ordinary people once lived, and the Compounds that sheltered the extraordinary. As he tries to piece together what has taken place, the narrative shifts to decades earlier. How did everything fall apart so quickly?
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Brilliant Science Fiction
- By Michael on 05-20-03
By: Margaret Atwood
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What I Ate in One Year
- (And Related Thoughts)
- By: Stanley Tucci
- Narrated by: Stanley Tucci
- Length: 8 hrs and 2 mins
- Unabridged
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Food has always been an integral part of Stanley Tucci’s life: from stracciatella soup served in the shadow of the Pantheon, to marinara sauce cooked between scene rehearsals and costume fittings, to home-made pizza eaten with his children before bedtime. Now, in What I Ate in One Year Tucci records twelve months of eating—in restaurants, kitchens, film sets, press junkets, at home and abroad, with friends, with family, with strangers, and occasionally just by himself.
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Boring. Don't bother.
- By Heather Flynn on 10-17-24
By: Stanley Tucci
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ADHD Is Awesome
- A Guide to (Mostly) Thriving with ADHD
- By: Penn Holderness, Kim Holderness, Edward Hallowell - foreword
- Narrated by: Penn Holderness, Kim Holderness, Nathan Rosborough, and others
- Length: 8 hrs and 50 mins
- Unabridged
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You live in a world that wasn't designed for you. A world where you're expected to sit still, stay quiet, and focus. Because of the way your brain is wired, you can feel like you’re failing at life. But you are not failing. You are awesome. Award-winning content creators Kim and Penn Holderness are on a mission to reboot how we think about the unfortunately named "attention-deficit/hyperactivity disorder." As always, they are doing it by looking in the mirror, because they don't just study ADHD; they live it.
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Couldn't take constant jokes and narrative style
- By Lisan on 05-15-24
By: Penn Holderness, and others
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Be Ready When the Luck Happens
- A Memoir
- By: Ina Garten
- Narrated by: Ina Garten
- Length: 8 hrs and 47 mins
- Unabridged
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In her long-awaited memoir, Ina Garten—aka the Barefoot Contessa, author of thirteen bestselling cookbooks, beloved Food Network personality, Instagram sensation, and cultural icon—shares her personal story with those hungry for a seat at her table. Here, for the first time, Ina Garten presents an intimate, entertaining, and inspiring account of her remarkable journey. Ina’s gift is to make everything look easy, yet all her accomplishments have been the result of hard work, audacious choices, and exquisite attention to detail.
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I love that Ina narrated it.
- By Tricia on 10-06-24
By: Ina Garten
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Famous Last Words
- A Novel
- By: Gillian McAllister
- Narrated by: Emilia Fox
- Length: 13 hrs and 5 mins
- Unabridged
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It is June 21st, the longest day of the year, and new mother Camilla’s life is about to change forever. After months of maternity leave, she will drop her infant daughter off at daycare for the first time and return to her job as a literary agent. Finally. But, when she wakes, her husband Luke isn’t there, and in his place is a cryptic note. Then it starts. Breaking news: there's a hostage situation developing in London. The police arrive, and tell her Luke is involved. But he isn't a hostage. Her husband—doting father, eternal optimist—is the gunman.
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Not my favorite
- By Brian D Loeffler on 03-13-25
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Dream State
- A Novel
- By: Eric Puchner
- Narrated by: MacLeod Andrews
- Length: 13 hrs and 44 mins
- Unabridged
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Cece is in love. She has arrived early at her in-laws’ beautiful lake house in Salish, Montana, to finish planning her wedding to Charlie, a medical student with a brilliant future. Charlie asks Garrett, his best friend from college, to officiate, though Cece can’t imagine anyone less appropriate for the task; Garrett doesn’t believe in love, much less marriage. But as she spends time with Garrett, and his gruff mask slips, her long-held expectations for her life with Charlie begin to crumble, her feelings for Garrett—haunted by a tragic event from his past—become impossible to bury.
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An Enthralling Listen
- By Regina on 02-20-25
By: Eric Puchner
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- Joanna
- 07-21-24
Pure Entertainment!
Love how he expresses what everyone (or most everyone!) is thinking as he meanders from place to place. His love of Brad is evident and I enjoy hearing how compatible they are and respectful of each other’s foibles. I do find his voice and cadence to be a bit too annoying at times — his voice just doesn’t jive with his good looks! But I do love listening to an audiobook especially when the author is reading — and in this case I had the fun of hearing the foghorn….very funny book overall plus we get a lot of great insights into cruising and into the cultures of various countries. Appreciate all the tips at the end too!
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- KW
- 10-02-24
So fun!
Gary is witty, snarky and honest. Such a fun book! Can’t wait to explore his other books!
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- Brianna Jones
- 08-30-24
Loved it!
I’m a huge fan of Gary’s (and Brad’s, obviously)! I’ve listened to his other books, and this one had the same very Gary humor, but I also loved how sweet it was. It felt very special being able to hear Gary’s inner thoughts while he pursues his passion of travel. I will dream of visiting some of the places he recommends at the end. Looking forward to the next one!
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- Mara Campo
- 10-17-24
Laugh out loud funny
This may be my favorite Gary book yet! A great mix of humor and sentimentality.
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- Dawn E. Cummings
- 07-12-24
LOL
I love Gary’s humor!! I laughed so hard my stomach was sore the next day.
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- Besodemuerto
- 08-16-24
Hysterical and Super Fun!
This book is exactly what you need for a fun summer read, especially while traveling! He is always witty and clever…listening to him is so entertaining!
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- Jennifer
- 07-13-24
Easy, enjoyable, laugh out loud, charming!
After listening to Gary, I’d like to meet him at one of his favorite places. This book is the perfect mix & you won’t want it to end, like you do the lol fog horn! (But Gary, I won’t talk to you on the plane! He even manages to be bitchy I’m just the right dosage.)
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- HepCat
- 09-10-24
Always 5 stars
Everything he writes and narrates is 5 stars. Always funny and heartfelt. Only wish he wrote books more often!
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- Tina RobinsoN
- 07-15-24
Unexpected what I was expecting
Gary is such the story teller! I absolutely fell in love with him. I love how he breezed through his travels I felt I was with him traveling beside at each destination.
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- Carol
- 07-11-24
Honest
These essays were so real, so raw, and so honest. Plus hysterical. loved it. so entertaining and relatable. a fun quick summer read.
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