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William Hrdina
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William Hrdina
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An irreverent collection of 11 anti-corporate short stories by William Hrdina. Instead of your typically dour stories about the plight of the working man - here you will find satirical and funny anti-corporate fairy tales as told by a sarcastic elf with tendency towards the surreal.
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