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Weedeaters: The Complete Acropalypse
- Cinema of Awesomeness, Book 1
- Narrated by: Karl A. Nordman
- Length: 7 hrs and 3 mins
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Here it is: the blood-and-sap-splattered epic of gritty, wisecracking survivors turned mutant warriors in a global apocalypse against gigantic man-eating...dandelions.
One sunny morning, the world awoke to the revenge of their own well-manicured lawns: Seeded by chemtrails and radiated by black-ops satellites, innocent little weeds swelled to massive size and uprooted themselves from the broken earth and raced off hungrily toward their new menu - mankind!
In the wake of the devastation, the survivors soon discover they will have to go to some truly bizarre extremes if they hope to avoid species extinction. Featuring all five action-packed stories originally appearing in the star-studded Straight to Video anthology series, this special edition also includes a bonus installment "Weedeaters 2.5" never before appearing in print.
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John is a father, but that wasn't his day job before the Zombie Apocalypse. Seven months after the events in 900 Miles, we pick up with John and Kyle who are bunkered down with their newfound community back at Avalon. Unexpectedly thrust outside the protection of Avalon's walls, they're forced back into the world of the dead on a scavenging run that should be routine. However, they quickly learn that there are forces at play making this journey anything but...
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started off oddly like the game Undead Rising 2
- By Midwestbonsai on 03-10-16
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Earth Unknown
- Forgotten Earth, Book 1
- By: M.R. Forbes
- Narrated by: Jonathan Davis
- Length: 10 hrs and 3 mins
- Unabridged
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Two hundred years ago, a fleet of colony ships left Earth and started a settlement on Proxima Centauri. Centurion Space Force pilot Nathan Stacker didn't expect to return home to find his wife dead. He didn't expect the murderer to look just like him, and he definitely didn't expect to be the one to take the blame. But his wife had control of a powerful secret. A secret that stretches across the light years between two worlds and could lead to the end of both. Now that secret is in Nathan's hands, and he's about to make the most desperate evasive maneuver of his life.
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Half a story.
- By RBD 2 on 03-29-21
By: M.R. Forbes
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Without Warning
- By: John Birmingham
- Narrated by: Tom Weiner
- Length: 17 hrs and 56 mins
- Unabridged
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On the eve of the U.S. invasion of Baghdad, as the world waits for war, a miles-high energy wave cordons a vast area from southern Canada to northern Mexico. In a moment, 99 percent of the U.S. population has been wiped from the face of the earth.
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Language in book is a bit over the top.
- By John R. Dritenbas on 07-07-10
By: John Birmingham
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Monster Hunter International
- By: Larry Correia
- Narrated by: Oliver Wyman
- Length: 24 hrs
- Unabridged
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Five days after Owen Zastava Pitt pushed his insufferable boss out of a 14th story window, he woke up in the hospital with a scarred face, an unbelievable memory, and a job offer. It turns out that monsters are real. All the things from myth, legend, and B-movies are out there, waiting in the shadows. Some of them are evil, and some are just hungry. Monster Hunter International is the premier eradication company in the business. And now Owen is their newest recruit.
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Suprizingly entertaining
- By Konstantin on 02-17-12
By: Larry Correia
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Extinction Red Line
- The Extinction Cycle
- By: Tom Abrahams, Nicholas Sansbury Smith
- Narrated by: Bronson Pinchot
- Length: 8 hrs and 8 mins
- Unabridged
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For a dozen years, villagers along the ancient Da River in Vietnam have feared a nightmarish creature who hunts and consumes human flesh. Only in whispers do they mention its name, The White Ghost. To the United States military, this creature has a different name - Marine Lieutenant Trevor Brett, the chemically engineered experiment gone wrong that they will do anything to hide. Sole survivor of his platoon, Brett has stalked the jungle for prey. But the men who made him into a monster are searching for him, and when they find him, the line between hunter and hunted will be blurred.
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Perfect Beginning!
- By Natalie @ ABookLoversLife on 01-14-19
By: Tom Abrahams, and others
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Arena
- By: Logan Jacobs
- Narrated by: Joshua Story
- Length: 8 hrs and 55 mins
- Unabridged
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When the aliens came down and told us they’d enslave all of the human race if we didn’t send our bigliest warrior to participate in their arena death games, I laughed at them. It was really funny because they obviously didn’t know who they were dealing with. Know what I mean? Then they said they would pick the greatest warrior, and they picked Marc Havak. He seemed like such an average guy, but he was a true-blue American. He even worked as a truck driver! That’s the kind of good guy we want defending us from aliens.
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he really did a great job
- By Jason Lavelle on 02-18-19
By: Logan Jacobs
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Steel World
- Undying Mercenaries, Book 1
- By: B. V. Larson
- Narrated by: Mark Boyett
- Length: 12 hrs and 7 mins
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In the 20th century Earth sent probes, transmissions, and welcoming messages to the stars. Unfortunately, someone noticed. The Galactics arrived with their battle fleet in 2052. Rather than being exterminated under a barrage of hell-burners, Earth joined their vast Empire. Swearing allegiance to our distant alien overlords wasn't the only requirement for survival. We also had to have something of value to trade, something that neighboring planets would pay their hard-earned credits to buy. As most of the local worlds were too civilized to have a proper army, the only valuable service Earth could provide came in the form of soldiers....
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A 14 year old boy’s idea of a “Real Man”
- By C. Brown on 04-16-19
By: B. V. Larson
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900 Miles
- A Zombie Novel
- By: S. Johnathan Davis
- Narrated by: Jamison Jones
- Length: 7 hrs and 46 mins
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John is a killer, but that wasn't his day job before the Apocalypse. In a harrowing 900-mile race against time to get to his wife just as the dead begin to rise, John, a businessman trapped in New York, soon learns that the zombies are the least of his worries, as he sees firsthand the horror of what man is capable of with no rules, no consequences, and death at every turn. Teaming up with an ex-army pilot named Kyle, they escape New York only to stumble across a man who says that he has the key to a rumored underground stronghold called Avalon....
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A "road story"--with zombies!
- By Lesley on 09-30-14
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The Electric Church
- By: Jeff Somers
- Narrated by: Todd McLaren
- Length: 10 hrs and 55 mins
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Avery Cates is a very bad man. Some might call him a criminal. He might even be a killer - for the right price. But right now, Avery Cates is scared. He's up against the Monks - cyborgs with human brains, enhanced robotic bodies, and a small arsenal of advanced weaponry. Their mission is to convert anyone and everyone to the Electric Church. But there is just one snag: Conversion means death.
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Holy Dystopia
- By The Flash on 08-21-16
By: Jeff Somers
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- Tanna
- 08-06-18
Crazy Good - Warning: Very strong language.
This genre generally is not in my wheel house. But when this book came highly recommended, I decided to gave it a whirl.
Like any B rated movie, it was a bit cheesy, funky funny, and the story line was a little weak in some areas. However, the narrator bridged the gap and kept the story interesting, drawing me in and kept me on the edge of my seat wanting to know what happens next. Each characters voice is very distinguishable and the sound effects are fantastic!
Over all, worth the listen.
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- LITRPG Audiobook Reviews
- 07-23-18
Don't eat your vegetables, they bite back!!!
Candela is the man to go to if you are looking for funky fresh freaky fun. I never know what to expect, and the titles only give you the merest clues as to what he has concocted in that blender he calls a brain. An Acropalypse, that is a new one on me. I know Zompocalypses, Robopocalypses, Blobocalypses, Eucalyptuses, and Santapocalypses, but never an Acropalypse. I have to respect that. This book makes Day of the Triffids look like Attack of the Killer Tomatoes.
This is one of those books that makes your head swim when you consider that someone not only thought that a story about hungry dandilions who eat people thereby forcing said edible people to become hybrid plant people in order to survive was something that should be written about, but actually pulls off such a crazy concept and makes an amazing story. I must give credit for original and creative imagination. Candela can probably site five movies, books, and tv shows that he will claim inspired this magnificent mess of chlorphyll killing machines, but only he could come up with something like this and execute it to such perfection. Where else will you find a character named King Space Ninja, who is a human plant hybrid? (That reference is just for Kevin!) No where!
Nordman plays this so straight I think there might be some non-euclidean geometry involved, and that makes this all the more real and fun simultaneously. Candela seems to have a knack for picking just the right people for his stories, and this is no exception. He was very easy to listen to, and drove the story forward when he could have easily gotten sidelined by all the craziness involved. He plays this like a pro, and like Forrest Gump, he doesn't stop once he hits the end zone.
If you like old B movies such as Little Shop of Horrors, The Ruins, or even Invasion of the Body Snatchers you will totally dig this book. It might have a B movie feel, but is an A+ in my book. Writing, action, plot, characterization, and pure silliness of it all makes for one stunning listen. I wish I knew how to read so I could read this book! Wait, that came out wrong. I wish I had TIME to read, so I could read this book, but I suspect that without Nordman's amazing narration it wouldn't be the same in my head. Take a chance and pick this title up now, and I assure you that once you finish it you will want to get even more of Candela's material. Get it now, also, buy several 55 gallon drums of Round Up, too; just to be safe.
Even though I did receive a promo code for this review it in no way influenced my considerations of the material, and in fact, inspired me to be more honest. Getting a code generally makes me harsher as a reviewer as I am more often concerned what someone like Me will decide based on my review.
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- Kindle Customer
- 10-14-22
very good
Loved it !! this story. the narrator is so fantastic it's like your really there!! good overall
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- The Drewster
- 07-24-18
Rocky Horror Picture Show!?
Kevin Candela comes up with the weirdest stories! He is a creative genius. Plants going on a rampage? Yes!!
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