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Portia MacIntosh
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The BRAND NEW laugh-out-loud, fake dating rom-com from MILLION-COPY BESTSELLER Portia MacIntosh! Perfect for fans of Christina Lauren, Abby Jimenez and Emily Henry
Don’t get mad, get Ethan!
Lana has had enough. Her ‘perfect’ sister is getting married. In Australia. On Lana’s 30th birthday and no one seems to have noticed. To make matters worse, she’s been given a list of rules she must follow so she doesn’t upstage the bride. Well, rules are meant to be bent right?
She’s found a killer dress, now she just needs the most inappropriate wedding date she can find. But where to start? All her attempts at online dating are simply disasters, and not in the right way! Too boring/married/easily intimidated! But then her drop dead gorgeous ex Ethan suddenly reappears in her life. With the power to make her dizzy with excitement she reminds herself why they broke up. Together they literally attracted chaos until their relationship imploded. They couldn’t make it work. But could Lana make this work in her favour… just for the wedding?
However, when they arrive in Australia Ethan seems to have forgotten he’s only there to help cause bedlam. Instead he’s off the charts charming, nothing like she remembers and not playing by her rules. She’s here for revenge, not a rekindled holiday romance… but Ethan has other ideas!
A laugh-out-loud fake dating romantic comedy from million-copy bestseller Portia MacIntosh.
'Smart, funny and always brilliantly entertaining, every book from Portia becomes my new favourite rom com.' Shari Low
'I laughed, I cried - I loved it.’ Holly Martin
'The queen of rom com!' Rebecca Raisin
‘This book made me laugh and kept me turning the pages.' Mandy Baggot
'A fun, fabulous 5 star rom com!' Sandy Barker
'Loved the book, it's everything you expect from the force that is Portia! A must read' Rachel Dove
'Fun and witty. Pure escapism!' Laura Carter
'A heartwarming, fun story, perfect for several hours of pure escapism.' Jessica Redland
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I'm addicted to my stalker. He watches me at night, sneaking in through my living room window and making my blood turn to ice. I feel him all around me as chills snake down my spine. Each night he becomes bolder, getting closer and welcoming himself into my bedroom, feeding his addiction.
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We're not free to give into this. She's 19, and I'm 38. And I'm her boyfriend's father. Unfortunately, they both just moved into my house.
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- Kayla
- 02-03-25
A wonderful read
Wonderful writing and so fun! I really enjoyed every one of her books that I have read! Her books are my vacation!
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- Mia
- 01-17-25
Great book
Loved the story! Very well written. Finished in 2 days before and after work. I love how the author makes you feel for the characters.
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- Athena Bieber
- 01-19-25
The talent these women have!
Both Portia & Karen have such amazing talent. I can never get enough of these books. Thank you both so much for your work!
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- t-squared
- 01-11-25
Favorite author narrator pair hit gold!
I look forward to January every year for a new book from Porsche, narrated by Karen. They are a dynamic duo. This story had me laughing out loud in chapter 1, and finishing the book in one day while putting away the Christmas decorations. Great story. Great narration. Can’t wait for a few more weeks until Porsche’s next book with Karen comes out.
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- mom reading
- 01-15-25
The best
Love this author!!
Nice book with the funny moments!
I’ve heard all the books, the best!
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