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Kevin Nealon
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At 53, Kevin Nealon thought he had it all: a massive international celebrity with legions of loyal fans; a fabulous modeling career; hundreds of millions of dollars in the bank; and the most recognizable face on the planet. Nealon had accomplished the impossible: a 30-year career in show business with only limited trips to rehab. But just like every other celebrity, he felt that was not enough. The perpetually insatiable Nealon wanted more, and for him "more" meant a little addition that drooled, burped, and pooped (no, not a Pomeranian).
Now, Nealon tells the outrageous story of how he battled through aching joints, Milano cookie cravings, and a rapidly receding hairline to become a first-time dad at an age when most fathers are packing their kids off to college. Offering hysterical commentary about his fickle, often hormonal, road to belated fatherhood, Nealon guides you through the delivery room and beyond, discussing how his past, his wife, and his neuroses all converged in a montage of side-splitting insecurities during the months leading up to the birth of his son.
Laugh-out-loud funny and remarkably poignant, Nealon's entertaining perspective and his wealth of sarcasm provide a take on fatherhood that is as fresh as it is universal, always reminding you that half the fun of being a parent is getting there.
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- Cody
- 09-23-21
Absolutely hilarious
Of course, this book is hilarious! I know you from weeds, Saturday Night Live, and I’m NOT disappointed in the least with this book. You’re an amazing dude ❤️❤️❤️ *fist bump* you’re not old man… but you’re hilarious 😂
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- $exyMomma
- 10-28-24
Humorous & Heartfelt
Kevin has an awesome delivery when telling stories. If you loved him on SNL then you’ll definitely love his book.
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- Dave W.
- 11-23-22
It's a shame!
Only 7 reviews? A true insult to a great author and a funny touchstone of my childhood.
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