
You Better Not Cry
Stories for Christmas
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Narrated by:
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Augusten Burroughs
About this listen
Augusten Burroughs has, and in this caustically funny, nostalgic, poignant, and moving collection he recounts Christmases past and present - as only he could. With gimleteyed wit and illuminated prose, Augusten shows how the holidays bring out the worst in us and sometimes, just sometimes, the very, very best.
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Critic reviews
Fab book for soft-hearted smart asses.
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Laugh-out-loud funny, tragic, awkward ❤️
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Merry and Bright
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fantastic, as usual
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Always a wild read
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I don't know what to say here
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For his fans...
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Where does You Better Not Cry rank among all the audiobooks you’ve listened to so far?
Absolutely Augusten Burroughs. Often awkward, painful and then hilarious. I have been reading him for ten years and I love this one. Not as serious as Not as serious asSuper fun for the holidays.
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Funny, As Usual
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Why does he read this so damn slow!
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