
Your Children Are Boring
Or How Modern Parents Ruin Everything
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Tom James
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Tom James
About this listen
Are you sick of a society that seems obsessed with children? Do you find modern parents insufferable?
Your Children Are Boring is a uniquely humorous look at our culture's obsession with children, a world where virtually every advert has a squawking child in it, where pubs are full of wailing infants, and where every other Facebook post is tagged #ProudDad.
Why do parents themselves behave like infants? Why having a child doesn't make you less selfish, why it's extremely unlikely that your child is in fact, "special", and why modern parenting is ruining everything, not least the kids themselves.
All the answers lie within, and it's your duty to listen to it.
Yes, Your Children Are Boring will make you laugh, but it's much more than that. Once consumed you must take its teachings into the world and fix society. Or something. Oh, and if you put "Dad" or "Mum" in your social media bios, this book is aimed at you.
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- Anonymous User
- 04-08-25
Todays parenting
This book reflects modern parenting culture and the societal normalization of child-worship. It explores how some parents—though not all—idolize their children, often causing frustration among other parents and childfree individuals. It also highlights how society tends to overly revere parenthood and children, while marginalizing the childfree, childless, the elderly, and even middle-aged adults as less significant members of society
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