Peaches is officially headed home for ACDC at the Rose Bowl, but not before one final, loaded episode of Peaches Pit Party. There’s stress. There’s snacks. There’s scalding takes on chip flavors, Walmart wings, and karaoke-enabled TVs.

In this pre-vacation blowout:

• Secret Sound is officially BACK starting Monday with Viktor, who will reveal the times to play each day at 7:05 AM
• Peaches reflects on what might be the worst airport timing ever — a plane crash literally shuts down the Idaho Falls runway days before he leaves
• Listeners call in for To Peach Their Own: “What’s something you’ll never mess with again now that you know better?”
  Popular answers: Ouija boards, bison at national parks, extremely hot peppers, and… horses
• A Florida man named Speedy Gonzales steals $20K in Walmart goods using trash cans — because of course he does
• Upstairs neighbors are mostly fine now, but Peaches might become the loud neighbor once Samsung’s karaoke feature hits smart TVs in 2025
• The Lay’s “Do Us A Flavor” finalists are here: Bacon Grilled Cheese, Valentina & Lime, and Korean Fried Chicken (Peaches is all in on that last one)

Also:

• A single-engine plane crash triggers airport chaos, but no one was hurt — just flight panic for everyone flying out soon (aka Peaches)
• Peaches debates whether to drop $75 on ACDC tour merch and whether he can fit it all in a backpack for the flight home
• MLB players are living weird lives:
  • Cody Bellinger swears off wings for five years after food poisoning
  • Austin Wells is now ranking breakfast burritos at every stadium
  • The Pittsburgh Pirates removed tribute bricks and dumped them in a recycling yard — fans are understandably furious
• Shoutout to New York’s “chicken jockey” merch trend and the zombie-on-a-chicken Etsy boom thanks to Minecraft movie hype
• A man in China keeps getting evicted because his apartment pet is… a buffalo calf named Bull Demon King
• Peaches prepares for Coachella-adjacent chaos — yes, Weezer is still playing after their bassist’s wife was involved in a literal LAPD standoff
• And Gen Z’s war on office dress codes continues: sweats are the new business casual, and Peaches is ready to join the revolution

Pre-Friday vibes are strong as Peaches preps for his trip back to Southern California for ACDC at the Rose Bowl — and this episode of Peaches Pit Party hits everything from food truck sticker shock to kids making trading cards out of old men. Yes, really.

Inside today’s show:

• Peaches reflects on travel style, MySpace-era friend ranking, and how adult friendships slowly stretch across the country
• Viktor’s out, Traffic School is TBD, and Lieutenant Crane may or may not come to the rescue
• To Peach Their Own question of the day: “What’s something you didn’t realize was expensive until you had to buy it?”
  Call-ins and Reddit answers include:
  • Toilet paper
  • Outdoor furniture
  • Veterinary care
  • Bras, child care, birthday parties, and oh yeah... weddings
• The wife of Weezer’s bassist is shot in a bizarre LAPD standoff, then immediately un-arrested — Peaches unpacks the media chaos
• Yeshiva and Lemon College both break historic losing streaks in baseball — by beating each other in a doubleheader of sadness
• LeBron James gets his own Ken doll ahead of Coachella — with accessories and a $75 price tag
• A woman is charged $88 for four small ice creams at a food truck. Peaches goes OFF about overpriced festival food, millennial burger joints, and Cajun fries being a seasoning scam

Also:

• ACDC’s Power Up Tour kicks off in Minneapolis — Peaches scopes the merch in hopes the Rose Bowl poster isn't also $75 (but let's be real, it is)
• He prepares to face $25 beers and inevitable spilled drinks at the show
• Facebook memories remind Peaches to check for his Star Card — panic avoided, but the bald-on-ID-reveal crisis hits hard
• George Washington’s travel journal is basically a colonial Yelp review and Peaches is all for it
• A Minnesota woman literally journals her car theft in a diary that her mom turns into police. She was also a DoorDash driver. This story is flawless.

And finally:

• Peaches reacts to Japan’s new viral trading card game featuring middle-aged men with unique powers like “Firewall” and “Soba Strike”
• He pitches KBEAR DJ trading cards: Jade, Peaches, Viktor, and Lou Brutus as a rare foil edition

It’s Hump Day on Peaches Pit Party, and Peaches is pushing through dizzy spells, vacation brain, and an actual group conspiracy about Viktor’s maybe-not-real girlfriend. From wild Florida crimes to retro nostalgia, this episode is overflowing with questionable decisions and surprisingly touching memories.

In today’s episode:

• Peaches wakes up dizzy, skips the gym, and ends up in a sugar coma after eating three Duck Donuts from the breakroom
• He launches a full X-Files-level breakdown of why Viktor’s girlfriend might be totally fake: never seen, suspicious timing, and named… Judith?
• To Peach Their Own question: “What’s something from the olden days young people today wouldn’t understand?”
  Listener calls include:
  • The smell of old car exhaust
  • Hunting down GTA cheat codes at school
  • Ringing doorbells unannounced without a phone
• Peaches reflects on rotary phones, ashtrays in every room, printed MapQuest directions, and being told to "shut up" mid-navigation
• Minecraft movie chaos: real chickens in theaters, popcorn riots, and potential cult classic status
• Shot Clock Sports Update: Nuggets fire Coach Malone and their GM with three games left in the season, one fan gets 62 of 63 NCAA picks right, Tiger Woods builds a new course for Augusta
• One man in the UK captures a hawk that dive-bombed 50 people in his village — including mail carriers and children
• AI nearly fools a recruiter with a full-on fake job interview
• Speedy Gonzales (yes, real name) arrested in Florida after using trash cans and totes to steal $20K from Walmart through self-checkout loopholes
• The Melvins’ old tour van — drawn on by Kurt Cobain — is going up for auction. Peaches wants to turn it into the KBEAR van
• Sunscreen PSA from Peaches: being bald means your scalp is a target, and sunburns are brutal
• And Peaches gives flowers to the Microsoft Windows 95 reboot chime — now inducted into the National Recording Registry alongside legends like Elton John and Amy Winehouse

Also:

• Peaches dreams of giving Maddie and future coworkers retro tech challenges
• He watches Cart Narcs videos mid-show and breaks down host Sebas’ chaotic energy
• Friday's Traffic School segment will be hosted solo by Peaches (Viktor is still on staycation) — unless Lieutenant Crane calls in to save the day

Peaches is holding on by a baking-soda-covered thread in this jam-packed Tuesday episode of Peaches Pit Party. Between scrubbing grout like a home makeover contestant and dodging a group chat meltdown over July kayaking plans, the show still manages to hit hard with fresh concert news, sports headlines, tech nostalgia, and Florida weirdness — lots of Florida weirdness.

In this episode:

• Deep cleaning the bathroom turns into emotional combat as one friend loses it in the group chat over kayaking plans — and Peaches considers muting humanity
• Breaking Benjamin and Three Days Grace announce a co-headlining tour with Return to Dust, coming to Salt Lake City Sept. 27th
• Blink-182 drops a new leg of their tour with Alkaline Trio — not hitting Idaho, but still huge
• A Yellowstone tourist gets 7 days in jail for walking too close to Old Faithful — Peaches predicts bison goring headlines are just around the corner
• A real petition to put googly eyes on New Jersey Transit trains takes off, and Peaches is somehow here for it
• Shot Clock Sports Update includes:
  • A major ad mishap involving Roberto Clemente’s logo at PNC Park
  • The NFL draft drama surrounding Deion and Shedeur Sanders
  • Jason Momoa begging for Black Sabbath tickets and accidentally becoming the host

Also:

• Captain’s Quarters restaurant in Kentucky literally floods itself on purpose to survive flood damage — science, or a bet gone too far?
• Peaches ends up on Yahoo News reading a legit academic study titled “I Studied Hooters Girls for a Living” and yes, it’s real
• Debate of the day: Is it weirder to brush your teeth with KFC-flavored toothpaste or be buried in a Snickers-themed coffin?
• Three Florida teens attack the Easter Bunny at a mall — because apparently Florida doesn’t believe in holidays or joy
• Texas might build an Autobahn-style highway with no speed limit, but Peaches is 99% sure it’s fake internet rage bait
• And the true mark of adulthood: Peaches realizes he needs a giant wall calendar to track his shower scrubbing, vacation dates, and the fall of civilization

In To Peach Their Own: “What outdated tech do you secretly miss?”
Listeners call in to shout out:

• The Microsoft Zune
• Nintendo GameCube
• CD players in cars
• Pagers (?!?)
• And actual buttons on phones (RIP tactile feedback)

Also mentioned: Dreamcast, landlines, and iPods full of embarrassing throwbacks.

On this Monday edition of Peaches Pit Party, Peaches is drawing winners, dodging bugs, prepping for vacation, and trying to wrap his head around everything from a woman with 1,100 cats to teens giving up on driving. Also, who approved a circus built on 35,000 gallons of water?

In this episode:

• Peaches announces the Chevelle Cipher winner live on-air from his Saturday remote at Teton Auto Credit — shoutout Brandy Adams!
• Reflects on his solo Saturday night outing to downtown Idaho Falls, sipping a zero-proof painkiller and trying not to feel weird about it
• Admits he skipped the Minecraft movie (even though it’s set in a fake Idaho town called “Chugless”) because… lazy
• Recaps the weekend, final March Madness heartbreak (RIP Duke), and gives updates on his upcoming vacation and Rose Bowl plans
• Also gives a tease for a major announcement coming Friday at 10AM that launches while he’s gone

Also:

• Shot Clock Sports Update covers Shohei Ohtani’s teammates mocking his skincare commercial, Masters 2025 odds from a supercomputer, and Lamar Jackson vs. Dale Earnhardt Jr. in a legal battle over… the number 8
• The internet mourns (and debates) Shailene Woodley’s claim that Aaron Rodgers "stole her soul"
• Peaches reacts to the real news that dire wolves have been genetically recreated by Colossal Biosciences — because of course they have
• A toddler eats his grandfather’s ashes (mistaking the urn for snacks) and Peaches tries not to spiral
• Teens are delaying their driver’s licenses and Peaches reflects on his own fight with his parents to finally get behind the wheel
• A California woman lives with over 1,100 cats in a trailer while the cats occupy her house — Peaches wants her on the show immediately
• San Francisco opens a public naming contest for a new park and learns, predictably, that the internet cannot be trusted (shoutout Parky McParkface)
• Arizona warns residents to prepare for spider and scorpion invasions — Peaches is grateful for Idaho’s bug problem being mildly annoying instead of venomous

And finally, Peaches plugs the upcoming Cirque Italia water circus coming to Idaho Falls… right after he leaves town.

It’s Friday on Peaches Pit Party, and the vibes are immaculate: we’ve got chaos, concerts, cracker concoctions, and cremation mishaps. Peaches is wrapping up the Chevelle Cipher contest, giving away more tickets at a remote this weekend, and mentally preparing for his trip home — while trying to survive plane headlines, bracket stress, and Maddie’s oyster surprise.

Today’s episode includes:

• The Chevelle Cipher finale and the strange story of Quint, the only person to call in… and somehow win
• Preview of the Teton Auto Credit remote this Saturday in Idaho Falls — and the final chance to win Chevelle, Asking Alexandria, and Dead Poets Society tickets
• Viktor’s out for the week. Peaches is next — headed home to California for ACDC and emotional tortoise reunions
• NCAA Final Four is here: Florida, Duke, Auburn, and Houston. Peaches has a Florida-Duke final in his bracket and is quietly sweating for that $25 prize
• Alex Ovechkin is three goals away from Gretzky’s all-time record, and the NHL has planned a 7-minute celebration… because why have nice things?

Also:

• Lower back tattoos are making a Gen Z comeback… but this time it’s ✨delicate✨
• Shot Clock Sports Update: Ovechkin vs. Gretzky, Women’s World Cup 2031 coming to the US, Texans fans sue over PSL restrictions
• The Rock’s plane makes an emergency landing and now Peaches is once again questioning all air travel
• A toddler in the UK eats Grandpa’s ashes thinking it’s a cookie jar. Somehow this isn’t even the weirdest story today
• A Florida man tries hiding from police in a tree while his buddy chills behind a shed. They both fail
• Digital minimalism is back — flip phones, MP3 players, Game Boy nostalgia, and Peaches rants about missing his iPod Shuffle

And in To Peach Their Own: “What cheap food would you still eat no matter how rich you got?”
Peaches and Maddie swap chaos recipes (including oyster-mustard-cheese stacks), a listener calls in with stovetop stuffing praise, and we all agree tuna casserole with raisins is a war crime.

Also:

• Peaches reminisces about “Brad Eats,” the illegal chips era, and near-death ice cream recovery after the One Chip Challenge
• New Nothing More + Daughtry music video is emotionally devastating, and Peaches low-key regrets not filming a one-take reaction

Peaches is flying solo, slightly distracted, and wildly opinionated on today’s episode of Peaches Pit Party — featuring everything from real-life lightning strikes to toothpaste that tastes like fried chicken (yes, really). If you came for music, chaos, and sarcasm with a side of Cybertruck theft and UFO survival plans, you’re in the right place.

Today’s madness includes:

• A man in Tennessee gets struck by lightning and lives to tell the tale — now with bonus tree-scar tattoos
• Chevelle Cipher strikes again with another giveaway for Chevelle, Asking Alexandria, and Dead Poets Society
• A mayor resigns after accidentally sending very NSFW video content to the city attorney — Peaches can’t even deal
• A Minecraft movie with a 55% Rotten Tomatoes score is in theaters, and Peaches is considering going in a suit for the bit
• Hismile launches limited-edition KFC-flavored toothpaste. Chicken breath never felt so clean
• AI toothpaste sidetrack leads to an entire flavor spiral: peach iced tea, daiquiri, bubble gum, glazed donut — and yes, Peaches wants Zyn-flavored toothpaste for adults

Also:

• Shot Clock Sports Update: Melo hits the Hall of Fame, the NFL might give the Chiefs Christmas, and Jimmy’s Famous Seafood claps back with “snakehead bites” after a coach skips town
• A Florida man tries to steal a Cybertruck during a test drive. He left his real ID at the dealership. Classic.
• Another Florida man threatens to fight a mom over a lemonade refill
• Florida ranks high for alien invasion survival, Idaho gets snubbed — Peaches has THOUGHTS
• The KFC toothpaste was supposed to be a joke but now it’s real… like Peaches’ back pain
• Nintendo announces the $450 Switch 2 and Peaches immediately starts planning the Fall “Make the Switch” promo
• To Peach Their Own: What’s one song you’d permanently delete from every playlist everywhere? Listeners call in to ban Nickelback, Kings of Leon, System of a Down, and yes — that one Chili Peppers song Peaches totally doesn’t play 30 times a day
• Veruca Salt resurfaces, Chad Kroeger almost redeems himself with Santana, and “Hurt” by Johnny Cash might be the saddest music video of all time

Also also:

• Idaho Falls still arguing about the dang water tower
• Fast food freakouts, Reddit drama, and why “I’ll just swish with gravy” might be a valid dental plan

After a wildly successful April Fools' stunt featuring the now-iconic Brenda Pear, Peaches returns to Peaches Pit Party with his usual brand of sarcasm, caffeine, and complete disbelief at the state of humanity. From fake death scares to overpriced concert tickets and forbidden peanut butter combinations — this episode is a full buffet of chaos.

Inside:

• Peaches recaps the Brenda Pear prank — including AI voice changers, graphic makeovers, and his dad straight-up betraying him on-air
• Chevelle Cipher continues with a giveaway for Chevelle, Asking Alexandria, and Dead Poets Society at Mountain America Center
• BREAKING ROCK NEWS: Godsmack loses two original members to retirement, Doc Coyle exits Bad Wolves, and speculation flies on what’s next
• Peaches reacts to a Facebook rumor about Val Kilmer’s death… and finds out it was real, not a prank. RIP to a legend
• AC/DC’s upcoming tour is definitely not struggling with ticket sales — Peaches proves it with actual math and a Ticketmaster rage spiral
• “The Woody Show’s” Menace walks 40 miles from Burbank to Disneyland live on Instagram — and Peaches starts plotting his own local version (with churros at the end)

Also:

• Shot Clock Sports Update: Joe DiMaggio’s bat goes up for auction, free concessions at Coastal Carolina games, and the NFL delays the tush push ban
• Movie memorabilia insanity: Chewbacca’s bowcaster, Conan’s sword, and Tom Cruise’s jacket all hit auction
• A Florida man sets up a beach perimeter with beer cans and women’s underwear — you already know he was naked
• Dr. Phil’s grocery tips go viral, but Peaches isn’t buying health advice from a guy with $460 million and no medical license
• To Peach Their Own: “What TV show starts and ends as a 10/10?” with listeners calling in recs like Burn Notice, Arcane, Dexter, Bob’s Burgers, The Blacklist, The Preacher, Landman, and more
• A chaotic rundown of bizarre food combos including peanut butter & pickles, Ritz crackers in hot chocolate, and ranch on spaghetti — an Italian war crime
• New push-up challenge on TikTok has women going viral… and Peaches still can’t do a pull-up
• AI-generated receipts, bizarre road layouts, and shows Peaches actually finished (Reacher season 3: approved)

All that and more in this extra-stuffed, post-Brenda episode of Peaches Pit Party.