Pineapple on a cruise? Turns out it’s more than a tropical vibe—it’s the swingers code nobody told us about. 🤯
This week Chip & Thomas finally reunite IRL (NYC!), confess junior-high Spice-Girls fandom, blueprint a “Ross’s Undress-4-Less” club, and lay down bullet-proof concert etiquette before catching Goose at Madison Square Garden. All while counting down 153 days to Chip Chantry’s Thanksgiving in Paradise at Blue Note Waikiki.

Why hit “Play”?
🍍 Pineapple Shirt Shocker – Carnival cruise ladies mistake a festive print for a uncouth invitation.
👕 Custom vs. Thrift Aloha Shirts – Hand-sewn couture or Big-Island bargain bin?
😂 Ross’s “Undress-4-Less” – Discount club business plan you didn’t ask for.
🦃 153-Day Countdown – Grab those Blue Note Waikiki tickets before they’re gone.
👶 A Dramatic First – Thomas’s Spice-Girls concert confession.
🎸 90s Alt-Rock Rabbit Hole – Gin Blossoms perform an entire Goo Goo Dolls set (true story).
🎤 Spacehog Heartbreak – Chip misses In the Meantime by 30 seconds.
📵 Concert Etiquette 101 – Dress comfy, phones down, no deep-cut requests, groups ≤4.
🎟 Opening-Act Rule – How The Frey went from unknowns to main-stage heroes.
🦢 Goose at MSG Meetup – Wear your Hawaiian shirt & come say "CHIP!".

Hit play for tropical escapism, stand-up-level laughs, and the most wholesome pineapple PSA on the internet.

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Chapters
00:00 Big-Apple Reunion & Goose Tickets Locked
01:15 Thomas’s Secret Spice-Girls Past 🤫
05:00 Hawaiian-Shirt Energy vs Gallagher Slander
07:30 Ross’s “Undress-4-Less” Shaddy Club Pitch
11:19 153-Day Countdown → Thanksgiving in Paradise
12:04 Front Desk Sketch
20:25 Pineapple Shirt = What? Carnival Cruise Saga
24:40 Innocent Pineapple Enthusiasts + Knife-to-Pineapple Bit
29:05 Decoding Aloha-Shirt Symbols (Stop-Talk Roses, Teen-Wolf Trivia, etc.)
36:00 Duncan Sheik & 90s CD Store Nostalgia
40:45 Gin Blossoms Play Goo Goo Dolls?! 🤯
48:25 Spacehog “In the Meantime”—Chip’s Concert Tragedy
54:44 Concert-Etiquette Masterclass (Dress, Phones, No Requests)
1:00:22 Why You Must See the Opening Act
1:03:40 Goose at MSG Meetup + Farewell

Hawaiian Shirt Packed? Check.
Window-shade airplane drama? Check.
Triple-land-locked Nebraska … and yet we still found pure tropical joy (plus a $100 Johnny Carson basketball challenge).

Why hit “Play” on this one?

🏀 $100 Carson 3-Pointer – Chip drains 3 in a row on Johnny’s boyhood driveway and pockets a crisp hundo.
🚜 $800K Combine Joy-Ride – the boys pilot farm equipment that costs more than a beach house.
🍔 RUNZA Revelation – Nebraska’s “state Hot Pocket” (ground-beef, cabbage & onion pastry) shocks our taste buds.
🍳 Outdoor-Breakfast Hack – why eating toast outside instantly feels like a mini-vacay.
🎩 Disco Magician Cameo – the “Freaks & Geeks” dance-off legend blows our minds with close-up card tricks.
❄️ Swiss Snow-Burial Record – meet the power-lifter who chilled in PACKED snow for 2+ hours (why?!).
🌺 Hawaiian-Shirt Kinship – even in Norfolk, burnt-ones unite; the most “salacious” aloha shirt is revealed.
🦃 162-Day Countdown – Chip Chantry’s Thanksgiving in Paradise shows at Blue Note Waikiki are locked ⏤ grab tickets in bio!

Hit play for Midwest hospitality, sunscreen-scented escapism and enough island energy to melt a Swiss snow-cave.

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00:00 Flight-Wife Window-Shade Showdown
03:45 Social-Score Airlines: Musical-Chairs at 30 000 ft
06:45 Cold-Open: Front-Desk Mirror Prank
07:30 162-Day Countdown → “Thanksgiving in Paradise” + Site Launch
09:30 Johnny Carson’s Hometown: Great American Comedy Fest Recap
12:40 Hawaiian-Shirt Spotting & Meeting Burnt Ones in Nebraska
15:20 RUNZA Taste-Test — Nebraska’s Beef-and-Cabbage Staple
17:55 Outdoor-Breakfast Hack: Instant Vacation Vibes
19:40 $100 Three-Pointer Challenge on Johnny’s Driveway
22:30 Driving an $800 000 Combine (What Could Go Wrong?)
26:00 Backstage Magic & the *Freaks-and-Geeks* Disco Magician
29:20 Swiss Snow-Burial World Record — Too Chill?
33:10 Brainstorm: Easiest World Record to Set in Waikiki
36:00 “Sunscreen Ritual” — Tropical Mind-Vacation in Seconds
48:30 Captain Q-A Marathon: New Record Idea on a Dinner Sail
53:10 Graveyard& Morbid Youtube Rabbit Holes
56:49 Relax-Off on Waikiki Beach — Pre-Show Meetup Plans
58:40 Cliff-hanger: The Shirt That’ll Get You in Trouble on a Cruise + Outro

This week the Burnt Ones fight anxiety with a one-hour “tropical brain-vacation”:

🌺 SPF Slather Ritual – Thomas & Chip literally rub the stress away and invite you to “vacation in your mind” for an hour

🍹 Waikiki Welcome Order – two-fist Mai Tais + a beach-side burger that “puts you in the zone”

🧀 Nacho-Cheese Horror – Chip confesses he’s an anti-cheeser (Unless its Itallian)

🌴 Hawaiian-Shirt Gospel – how one red shirt sparked dozen-stranger compliments, a secret QR-code growth hack … and pure “positive vibes”

📆 167-Day Countdown – Thanksgiving-in-Paradise live shows are locking in

🎓 Grad-Face Aloha Shirts – the wild merch idea parents will pay for

👻 Wildwood Haunted-House Trauma – Dracula, a flying retainer & a panic exit

🌬️ Cliff-Top Camping Mystery – “Thomas O’Brien’s Unexplained Files” debut - Ghosts are real?

🌕 Strawberry-Moon Rebrand – Dead-Clown Moon? Wacky-Golf Pants-Down Moon? Chip has… options

🎶 Brian Wilson Moment – tears during God Only Knows, Pet Sounds as secret Bond theme & a nod to the legend after his passing

🎸 Goose @ MSG Hype & Nebraska Comedy Fest – closing on high-note summer plans

Hit play for strawberry-moon laughs, Beach-Boys feels and enough sunscreen-scented escapism to take the edge off 2025.

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🦃🌴 167-Day Countdown: Chip Chantry’s Thanksgiving in Paradise – Nov 26, Blue Note Waikiki (tickets in bio)

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00:00:00 Mental-Health Cold Open & SPF Slather Escape
00:01:23 Waikiki Dream Order – Double Mai Tais & Beach Burgers
00:04:05 Cheese Confession & Nacho Nightmare
00:06:30 Hawaiian-Shirt Compliment Streak
00:07:03 167-Day Countdown: Thanksgiving in Paradise
00:10:32 QR-Code Shirt Street-Team Plan
00:18:41 Grad-Face Aloha Business Pitch
00:34:05 Wildwood Haunted-House Horror Story
00:41:56 Unexplained Oregon Cliff Camping Incident
00:49:37 Strawberry-Moon Alt Names (Dead-Clown Moon?!)
00:58:03 Brian Wilson Tears & Pet Sounds Bond
01:00:11 Tribute + Strawberry-Moon Smoke Walk
01:02:20 Goose MSG Hype & Sign-Off