Episodes

  • Pap Smear Self Exam #1: From $5 Footlongs to Full-Blown Fame

    Pap Smear Self Exam #1: From $5 Footlongs to Full-Blown Fame
    Jul 29 2025
    Before the cameras. Before the chaos. Before I was flipping houses on TV I was just a girl with a dream, a serious work ethic, and a very random detour as the cover star of Hot Boat magazine (yes, really). In this first Self Exam, I take you all the way back to the beginning. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
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    35 mins
  • Pap Smear Appointment #9: Losing Bob Saget

    Pap Smear Appointment #9: Losing Bob Saget
    Jul 22 2025
    In Appointment #9, I sit down with my friend Kelly Rizzo to talk about life after the unimaginable: losing the love of her life and cautiously letting love back in. This episode is personal. It’s powerful. And it’s the kind of conversation that stays with you long after it’s over. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
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    1 hr and 30 mins
  • Pap Smear Appointment #8: Low Key IRL - Staying Relevant, Unbothered & On TV

    Pap Smear Appointment #8: Low Key IRL - Staying Relevant, Unbothered & On TV
    Jul 15 2025
    What does “low key IRL” mean? We don’t know either … but we’re living it. In Appointment #8, I sit down with my ride-or-die and design powerhouse Taniya Nayak to talk about staying relevant in a business that’s constantly trying to reinvent itself. We talk longevity, reinvention, reinvention again, and why showing up as your whole damn self is the real secret to success. It’s loud, unfiltered, and full of real talk from two women who’ve outlasted the trends, the trolls, and the algorithms. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
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    1 hr and 24 mins
  • Pap Smear Appointment #7: The Stuff We’re Doing to Stay Young AF

    Pap Smear Appointment #7: The Stuff We’re Doing to Stay Young AF
    Jul 8 2025
    Fertility isn’t just about freezing eggs — it’s about taking control. In Appointment #7, I sit down with my fertility doctor (and fellow patient) Dr. Roohi Jeelani to talk hormones, heartbreak, and the science that’s giving women more time and power. We break down the truth about egg freezing, how peptides may be the ultimate age-defying secret, and why fighting for your future isn’t selfish — it’s survival. ✨New episodes drop every Tuesday✨ Available wherever you get your podcasts. Want more? Join us at @papsmearpodcast + @thealisonvictoria For advertising opportunities, please contact:ads@cloud10.fm Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
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    1 hr and 8 mins
  • Pap Smear Appointment #6: How Retta Went From Parks & Punchlines to Real Estate WTFs

    Pap Smear Appointment #6: How Retta Went From Parks & Punchlines to Real Estate WTFs
    Jul 1 2025
    She went from stand-up to sledgehammers—and made it iconic. In this episode, Retta and I spill the behind-the-scenes chaos of Ugliest House in America, her unexpected HGTV glow-up, and the career twist no one (not even her) saw coming. It’s raw, it’s hilarious, and it’s completely unfiltered—just how we like it. ✨New episodes drop every Tuesday✨ Available wherever you get your podcasts. Want more? Join us at @papsmearpodcast + @thealisonvictoria For advertising opportunities, please contact: ads@cloud10.fm Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
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    43 mins
  • Pap Smear Appointment #5: My Breakdown that led to a Breakthrough

    Pap Smear Appointment #5: My Breakdown that led to a Breakthrough
    Jun 24 2025
    Before I found love with someone else, I had to face myself. In Appointment #5, I sit down with my Hoffman Process coach Drew Horning — the man who helped guide my emotional reset. We talk about all about the process everyone’s dying to know about. About healing, pattern-breaking, and how choosing myself led me to real love. If you’re stuck, spiraling, or settling—this one’s your wake-up call. ✨New episodes drop every Tuesday✨ Available wherever you get your podcasts. Want more? Join us at @papsmearpodcast + @thealisonvictoria Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
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    1 hr and 2 mins
  • Pap Smear Appointment #4: When Money, Men & Survival Collide

    Pap Smear Appointment #4: When Money, Men & Survival Collide
    Jun 17 2025
    Send us a text This isn’t about gold digging—it’s about survival. In this episode, I sit down with Never Date a Broke Dude author Pattie Ehsaei to talk about financial independence, dating red flags and the life-altering moment that inspired her book. The truth? Money isn’t just power—it’s protection. Every woman needs to hear this. ✨New episodes drop every Tuesday✨Available wherever you get your podcasts.Want more? Join us at @papsmearpodcast + @thealisonvictoria For advertising opportunities, please contact:ads@cloud10.fm Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
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    1 hr and 2 mins
  • Pap Smear Appointment #3: He got snipped, I got sober. Here’s how our love story really started

    Pap Smear Appointment #3: He got snipped, I got sober. Here’s how our love story really started
    Jun 10 2025
    Send us a text From scalpels to soulmates… In this episode, I sit down with my love, Brandt Andersen, to talk about *our* kind of intimacy—the kind that includes being in the room for his vasectomy (yes, really). We unpack our story, the moment I decided to stop drinking forever and how love can look wildly different from what you expected… and still be everything you need. This one’s raw and revealing - just how we like it. #PapSmearPodcast #SeeYouNextTuesday #SnipSnipHooray ✨New episodes drop every Tuesday✨Available wherever you get your podcasts.Want more? Join us at @papsmearpodcast + @thealisonvictoria For advertising opportunities, please contact:ads@cloud10.fm Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
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    1 hr and 2 mins