The Fantastic Adventures of Mr. Bundy

An ancient horror lives. Soon, it will break free from its imprisonment under the Egyptian sands and enslave all of mankind. To seek this Dark Beast out is death. To hide from its inevitable return, impossible. Many have sought glory searching for the weapon that brought the Beast down millennia before. None have returned. The worst part? The Creature and the sword to oppose it lie hidden in the same place. It’s only a matter of time before obtaining the weapon will be impossible, and the world’s fate sealed.

When Mr. Bundy, a middle-school math teacher, manages to retrieve the blade in the desert after nearly perishing, he keeps it a secret. To his knowledge, none but the mysterious voice within the weapon knows that it is in his possession. The truth of what the blade is and why it got there may hold the key to overcoming the impending doom, but two questions remain: Just how soon will the Beast be free? And what chance of success will a math teacher have against the source of all evil?