All I Wanted Was a Glass of Vino but an Alien Duke Kidnapped Me Instead
Bubble Babes, Book 3
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Oliver Highpoint
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Ada Sinclair
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Petra Palerno
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MARTA: The reality of being a mob boss' daughter is anything but glamorous, despite what one might think. In the absence of true freedom, my only companion was my loyal dog, Bruno. When he passed, I felt like my life had hit rock bottom. But when aliens abducted me from my pity party in a local wine bar, I realized how wrong I was. As if things couldn't get any worse, I woke up in an alien duke's closet, forced to rely on a giant alien pleasure toy as my only means of defense. All I know is that the gaudy duke can't stand me . . . and the feeling is mutual.
RAF'ERE: Throughout my dukedom, I have dedicated myself to restoring the fi'len species to their natural aquatic habitats. How in the goddess's name am I supposed to do that when this human is my mate? Despite her mouthiness, the tiny human cannot swim. Did that stop me from stealing her cryopod from a crashed ship and locking it in my closet? Absolutely not. I also didn't expect her to wake up and demand answers, either. But I can't expect my people to look at me to lead if a human stands beside me, despite how much my body burns for hers. The dilemma arises: should I prioritize the goddess's wishes or grant her the freedom she deserves, joining the other human refugees?
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- stephanie
- 07-14-24
Funny and cute.
I Loved it. Like the first two books the story was cute and funny. Can’t wait for the next book.
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- TessL
- 04-01-24
Mixed feelings
I'm disappointed that the FMC its so easily manipulated just because she wants sex. Like shes only thinking how to get off, the MC it's so annoying he doesnt care for her one moment and the next he needs her and never tells her that he wants her, he’s an ass to her and she still loves him 🤦🏻♀️ in the end only the FMC does everything to be together. it’s infuriating that she’s always justifying him and don't let me started with the sex toys that he is been using with all his partners.
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