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Publisher's summary
It is, perhaps, the most coveted position known to elf. A job in which elves the North Pole over dream and fantasize about securing. So legendary, so enticing, and supposedly so satisfying... However, this being the case – there is a strict set of requirements that any hopeful applicant must first meet and pass. The story begins with Toysin Tinkerbottoms, a youthful and inexperienced elf, as he embarks on a journey to join Santa’s workshop to become a toy-tinkerer for the famous couple. But, after botching his interview with an embarrassingly lewd problem… Toysin is shocked to discover that the Claus’ have agreed to hire him.
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MATURE CONTENT: This is an adult fantasy story with explicit details, humor and loads of satisfaction...
****Editor's note -- This book has previously been published under the titles: PENETRATING CLAUS: The Tale of Toysin Tinkerbottoms (An Adult Fairytale) Penetrating Claus: The Private (and uncensored) Confessions of Toysin Tinkerbottoms (Erotic Fairy Tale) Loveless, Morgana (AUTHOR)***
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The hilarous six class demon dog Jim is back!!
- By Jordy ♡♡♡♡ on 10-06-13
By: Katie MacAlister
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Calendar Girl: Volume One
- January, February, March
- By: Audrey Carlan
- Narrated by: Summer Morton
- Length: 10 hrs and 48 mins
- Unabridged
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Mia Saunders needs money. A lot of money. She has one year to pay off the loan shark who has threatened her father's life and is coming after his unpaid gambling debts. One million dollars to be exact. Her mission is simple - serve as a high-priced escort for her aunt's Los Angeles-based company and pay monthly against the debt. Spend a month with a rich man whom she doesn't have to sleep with if she doesn't want to? Easy money. Unlucky in love with a spirit that never gives up, this curvy motorcycle-riding vixen plans to get in, make her money, and get out.
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Very entertaining story.
- By Svetik on 01-11-18
By: Audrey Carlan
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Credence
- By: Penelope Douglas
- Narrated by: Sofia Willingham, Greg Tremblay, Carson Beck, and others
- Length: 16 hrs and 55 mins
- Unabridged
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Tiernan de Haas doesn’t care about anything anymore. The only child of a film producer and his starlet wife, she’s grown up with wealth and privilege but not love or guidance. And when they suddenly pass away, she knows she should be devastated. But has anything really changed? She’s always been alone, hasn’t she? Jake Van der Berg, her father’s stepbrother and her only living relative, assumes guardianship of Tiernan who is still two months shy of 18. She's sent to live with him and his two sons, Noah and Kaleb, in the mountains of Colorado.
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😒 creepy underage vibes/horrible narration
- By Chelsea Wentworth on 05-28-21
By: Penelope Douglas
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Priest: A Love Story
- By: Sierra Simone
- Narrated by: Jacob Morgan, Elena Wolfe
- Length: 8 hrs and 7 mins
- Unabridged
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There are many rules a priest can't break. A priest cannot marry. A priest cannot abandon his flock. A priest cannot forsake his God. I've always been good at following rules. Until she came. Then I learned new rules.
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Forbidden Romance at its Finest!!
- By Shannon on 06-28-17
By: Sierra Simone
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Dark Notes
- By: Pam Godwin
- Narrated by: Ava Erickson, Tad Branson
- Length: 13 hrs and 39 mins
- Unabridged
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They call me a slut. Maybe I am. Sometimes I do things I despise. Sometimes men take without asking. But I have a musical gift, only a year left of high school, and a plan. With one obstacle. Emeric Marceaux doesn’t just take. He seizes my will power and bangs it like a dark note. When he commands me to play, I want to give him everything. I kneel for his punishments, tremble for his touch, and risk it all for our stolen moments.
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My favorite book of all time - even better in audio 🔥🔥🔥
- By Anonymous User on 04-02-18
By: Pam Godwin
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The Rational Male
- By: Rollo Tomassi
- Narrated by: Sam Botta
- Length: 14 hrs and 20 mins
- Unabridged
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Rollo Tomassi is one of the leading voices in the globally growing, male-focused online consortium known as the "Manosphere". Outlined are the concepts of positive masculinity, the feminine imperative, plate theory, operative social conventions, and the core psychological theory behind game awareness and "red pill" ideology. Tomassi explains and outlines the principles of intergender social dynamics and foundational reasoning behind them.
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Highly, highly recommend!
- By Zack on 10-18-16
By: Rollo Tomassi
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My Secret Garden
- Women's Sexual Fantasies
- By: Nancy Friday
- Narrated by: Cindy Harden, Annie Hinkle, Raquel Harris, and others
- Length: 13 hrs and 58 mins
- Unabridged
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Nancy Friday's taboo-shattering best seller My Secret Garden is the most popular and controversial book of women's sexual fantasies ever published. Women who feared their erotic fantasies called it scandalous. Women who recognized their own fantasies in its pages, rejoiced. Outspoken, graphic, vulnerable and shameless, My Secret Garden is a classic study of female sexuality. Friday interviewed hundreds of women from every part of the country to learn their sexual private thoughts, and she listened like no one else.
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Great read! Even for men!
- By Thomas Carter on 12-31-18
By: Nancy Friday
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The Man's Guide to Women
- Scientifically Proven Secrets from the "Love Lab" About What Women Really Want
- By: John Gottman, Julie Schwartz Gottman, Douglas Abrams, and others
- Narrated by: Eric Michael Summerer
- Length: 5 hrs and 28 mins
- Unabridged
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The Man's Guide to Women offers the science-based answers to the question: What do women really want in men? The book explains the hallmarks of manhood that most women find attractive and helps men hone those skills to be the men women desire.
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Great advice from the Love Lab again
- By Steve C on 02-10-16
By: John Gottman, and others
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The Dare
- By: Harley LaRoux
- Narrated by: Jaclyn Kelso
- Length: 3 hrs and 54 mins
- Unabridged
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Jessica Martin is not a nice girl. As prom queen and captain of the cheer squad, she'd ruled her school mercilessly, looking down her nose at everyone she deemed unworthy. The most unworthy of them all? The "freak," Manson Reed: her favorite victim. But a lot changes after high school. A freak like him never should have ended up at the same Halloween party as her. He never should have been able to beat her at a game of Drink or Dare. He never should have been able to humiliate her in front of everyone.
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Worth every penny
- By mayra on 08-20-23
By: Harley LaRoux