
You Dropped a Blonde on Me
Ex-Trophy Wives Series, Book 1
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Dakota Cassidy
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She was the perfect party-planning, haute-to-the max trophy wife. Now Maxine Cambridge is broke, unemployable, and living with her mother and teenage son in a retirement village, with her self-esteem kicked to the curb.
Until her geeky former classmate Campbell Barker returns, all grown-up and off-the-scale smokin' hot. Campbell refuses to believe Max isn't that smart, funny girl he's crushed on since high school. The more Max tries to show him he's wrong, the more she rediscovers her long-retired mojo. Now, she's ready to throw down some payback on her ex-life and fight for what she deserves....
Contains mature themes.
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- Narrated by: Hollie Jackson
- Length: 5 hrs
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I'm Halliday Valentine, a psychic witch who's recently moved from New York City back to my very human hometown of Marshmallow Hollow, where I run the family factory that caters to all things Christmas. Digby Dainty (known as Hobbs), the tall drink of water who rents my guest cottage, and I have a lot in common, including a love of true crime. So as macabre as it sounds, when a shady real estate tycoon shows up dead in the middle of the annual ice festival, I'm thrilled to spend time with Hobbs, flexing our amateur sleuthing skills.
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Well sometimes....
- By S. Jones on 01-31-21
By: Dakota Cassidy
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Witch You Were Here
- Nightshade Paranormal Cozy Mystery series, Book 1
- By: Lori Woods
- Narrated by: Rebecca Mitchell
- Length: 5 hrs and 49 mins
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A routine trip to the vet begins a wild adventure when Suzy Maycomber and her cat, Snowball, take a shortcut through the cemetery and find themselves in the mystical land of Nightshade, where magic exists and cats talk. Only the librarian, Rachel, the most powerful witch in Nightshade, can help Suzy get home. One big problem: Rachel's just been murdered. Desperate to find her way home, Suzy reluctantly agrees to take Rachel's place as Nightshade's resident witch, where she'll have access to the spell books that might hold the answers she needs.
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“She said”
- By Art Girl on 07-29-24
By: Lori Woods
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The Accidental Werewolf
- Accidentally Friends, Book 1
- By: Dakota Cassidy
- Narrated by: Meredith Mitchell
- Length: 10 hrs and 15 mins
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When Marty Andrews gets bitten by a mangy mutt while walking her teacup poodle, her blond hair darkens, the hair on her legs starts growing at an alarming rate, and her mood swings put her dream job as a sales rep for Bobbie-Sue Cosmetics in serious jeopardy. Then a drool-worthy man shows up at her door claiming that he accidentally bit Marty. And since he's a werewolf, she is now, too. Thinking Keegan Flaherty is clearly insane, Marty refuses to believe a word until a kidnapping makes her realize there's more at stake than just her highlights.
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Too much sex
- By CrunchySocks on 03-17-15
By: Dakota Cassidy
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Witch in Progress
- A Blair Wilkes Mystery, Book 1
- By: Elle Adams
- Narrated by: Eilidh Beaton
- Length: 6 hrs and 29 mins
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Penniless graduate Blair Wilkes has always felt one step behind everyone else. Unemployed and out of luck, with the uncanny ability to cause havoc wherever she treads, when she receives a job offer from a strange town called Fairy Falls, she's certain it's too good to be true. It turns out Fairy Falls isn't just eccentric: it's magical...and so is Blair.
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Very cute
- By MerylB on 01-28-25
By: Elle Adams
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Text Me on Tuesday
- All Is Fair in Love and Texting... (An Accidentally in Love Story, Book 1)
- By: Whitney Dineen, Melanie Summers
- Narrated by: Alexander Cendese, Avery Reid
- Length: 6 hrs and 48 mins
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Noel Fitzwilliam is pitching the most important project of his life - the type of project architects dream of. Everything has to go right, so when he finds the new caterer naked in his office bathroom right before the meeting, he's torn between being thrilled and being extremely irritated. He doesn't have time for romance, no matter how incredible she looks without her clothes on.
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Funny inner thoughts
- By Francine Concepcion on 10-11-24
By: Whitney Dineen, and others
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Flea Market Magic
- Southern Relics Cozy Mysteries Series 1
- By: Bella Falls
- Narrated by: Johanna Parker
- Length: 5 hrs and 51 mins
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Welcome to Jewell, North Carolina, a small strip of land on the Crystal Coast with no stop signs or traffic lights, but it's got a whole lot of magic. Ruby Mae Jewell helps run the family business of selling antiques and refurbished goods. But with old objects, you never know when one of them possesses more than just dust and cobwebs. When Rue hits up a flea market, she gets more than she bargained for. Finding a potentially dangerous magical object, she has to get it off the market and out of mortal hands.
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Just okay. No back story.
- By Kindle Customer on 04-26-20
By: Bella Falls
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Supernatural Community
- The Complete Series: Books 1-4
- By: Krista Street
- Narrated by: Em Eldridge
- Length: 29 hrs and 14 mins
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Krista Street presents Books 1-4 in the Supernatural Community series.
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draws you in
- By D.H. on 08-12-24
By: Krista Street
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- FunconSteer
- 02-29-24
Excellent audible
Dakota Cassidy’s books always bring a smile to my face. This book is funny. It has a great storyline, and a love story that isn’t traditional. I would highly recommend it.
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- justmehere
- 06-26-24
Great story
Loved the story. I cheered when the bad guy got his. I could have done without the sex scenes though.
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- Goldendixie
- 01-18-24
I loved this book
Dakota Cassidy is one of my favorite authors. I really liked this book. I’m so glad her ex got it in the end.
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- VAS
- 09-05-24
Some funny parts!
The narrator was excellent! I started out loving this book. Several parts in the book rubbed me the wrong way (which is fine because writers cannot make everyone happy). Taking out the parts I did not like, the writer, Dakota Cassidy, did a fantastic job writing this book. At this time, I am still determining if I will continue the series.
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