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Christmas in Cameltoe: A Pimpmaster Arturius Holiday Poem
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- willee
- 12-07-17
Short, Funny and Erotic
This is a super short and fun listen for Christmas especially if you followed and enjoyed Pimpmaster Arturius. Narration is great as usual. Thank you Persephone!
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Seriously, you can’t help but laugh while listening to this series.
Again this one is also short, like 5min only but it’s hilarious
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- Deedra
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Chistmas in Cameltoe
I should have known by the name I wouldn't care for this.'Persephone Rose' hs a great voice for narrating.“I was given this free review copy audiobook and have voluntarily left this review."
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