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At Night She Cries, While He Rides His Steed

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At Night She Cries, While He Rides His Steed

By: Ross Patterson
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Our hero, Saint James Street James, is a tall, extremely muscular 35-year-old man whose attributes and possessions include a mind stronger than Socrates on acid, a magnificent horse he loves more than anything in the world, a package so large that it requires a signature, a beautiful, passionate wife with a rack so perfect it belongs on a billiard table, a ton of children, and his own personal gold mine. His life, set in 1849 against the backdrop of the California Gold Rush, is one long parade of amazing sex, dynamite montages, whiskey, and explosive gunfights—the kinds of things men could do when men were actually men. He is the richest man in town—equal parts loved and feared by all. But when the Schläger Brothers come to town, so, too, comes the end of the good times. St. James is forced to defend everything that matters to him (including, but not limited to: prostitutes, his horse, money, and drugs. Oh, and his wife and children, too, sort of). God help anyone who stands in his way.

©2015 Ross Patterson (P)2015 Ross Patterson
Fiction Genre Fiction Literature & Fiction Westerns Marriage Funny Witty
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Hilarious Humor • Entertaining Storyline • Superb Narration • Dark Comedy • Perfect Comedic Timing
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Very funny, Mel Brooks worthy comedy, with over the top raunch and American Bravado! Loved it! Can't wait for the second book.

Over the top Brilliance

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my life is complete time to go find some opium and begin my journey to greatness

I'm a man now

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Not for people who need safe spaces. Have a sense of humor and enjoy a really funny listen.

Laughed my Fool Head Off

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I love it so much haha. The greatest audio book known to exist. From sex to gunfights... Worth every penny.

EPIC TO THE END

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this is definitely the best book I've ever heard! I thoroughly enjoyed it. I will be reading again!

fuckin amazing best book ever!

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Is the best book of all time. Absolutely written by the best author of this or any century. The performance was hysterical, laughing out loud often through the story!

At Night She Cries...

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Lost me at some points during the story......but hilarious from start to finish. Definitely not for the faint of heart, or those without a sense of dick and fart joke humor

Awesome

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Ross Patterson is a fucking genius, the fact that he is doing the audio version is what makes this an amazing audio book. I will be purchasing the hardback as well so I can see the illustrations.


Amazing Book!!!

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Funny as hell!! Can't wait to see range 15. Ross is funny as hell, not for the easily offended!

WTF!!

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You will be happily surprised by the voice acting, character building and pure entertainment. Ross and Jessie are amazing. You’re welcome for their service!

Best ever novel for guys...

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