When Darkness Falls, He Doesn't Catch It Audiobook By Ross Patterson cover art

When Darkness Falls, He Doesn't Catch It

Preview
Try for $0.00
Prime logo Prime members: New to Audible?
Get 2 free audiobooks during trial.
Pick 1 audiobook a month from our unmatched collection.
Listen all you want to thousands of included audiobooks, Originals, and podcasts.
Access exclusive sales and deals.
Premium Plus auto-renews for $14.95/mo after 30 days. Cancel anytime.

When Darkness Falls, He Doesn't Catch It

By: Ross Patterson
Narrated by: Ross Patterson
Try for $0.00

$14.95/month after 30 days. Cancel anytime.

Buy for $19.95

Buy for $19.95

Confirm purchase
Pay using card ending in
By confirming your purchase, you agree to Audible's Conditions of Use, License, and Amazon's Privacy Notice. Taxes where applicable.
Cancel

About this listen

You’re goddamn right. I’m still sitting at the same weathered wooden table in the back of Manhattan’s oldest bar where I just finished my first masterpiece, At Night She Cries, While He Rides His Steed. The second I finished it, I started writing this one.

I’m now 14 beers deep, and I’ve polished off an entire eight ball of yay. The phrase “everything in moderation” applies to everything except cocaine, booze, and prostitutes. If you haven’t read my last book then you probably won’t f--cking understand anything in this book, so you should probably go buy that first and stop being poor. It’s f--cking gross.

Let’s get something straight, my life is so important that you should be grateful I’m even doing this. Seriously, do you know another motherf--cker like me? Me, neither. So let’s get down to brass.

In the last book, I told you that I was going to off myself after completing my life story. That still holds true. My trusty handgun is still loaded next to my Remington Rand typewriter that Hemingway pissed on, and you know the f--cking bartender isn’t going to cut me off, so I’m going to sit here and keep writing my memoirs until I finish. To answer your question: No, I haven’t gotten up for bathroom breaks. I just piss on the floor.

©2018 Ross Patterson (P)2018 Ross Patterson
Fiction Genre Fiction Literature & Fiction Westerns Funny Witty
adbl_web_global_use_to_activate_T1_webcro805_stickypopup
Hilarious Comedy • Engaging Narration • Outstanding Voice Acting • Immersive Storytelling • Historical Fiction
Highly rated for:
All stars
Most relevant  
This book just stole the top spot away from At Night She Cries, While He Rides His Steed. Which makes sense, both books were written by the same author, the amazingly talented Ross Patterson. Cant wait for #3, but Ill listen to both again until then.

Funniest Audiobook ever recorded

Something went wrong. Please try again in a few minutes.

This book cured my cancer. it's like two nukes and a Corvette having sex. incredible.

I wish this book was my son instead of my real son

Something went wrong. Please try again in a few minutes.

another amazing chapter in the tale of the incredibly humble and courteous St James St James. just buy the damn book, you won't regret it.

fucking awesome

Something went wrong. Please try again in a few minutes.

Ross really knows how to capture an audience. I couldn't stop listening, and finished it in a day.

best damn series

Something went wrong. Please try again in a few minutes.

what a ride! many twist's and turns..not for the faint of heart. can't wait for the next one.

just buy it!!

Something went wrong. Please try again in a few minutes.

I went from six to midnight from the moment St James St James began talking and didnt go flaccid til the last word was spoken. which sounds impressive, but it's really hard to focus on driving with all the blood rushing down like Niagara falls.

The new viagra

Something went wrong. Please try again in a few minutes.

This is fucking amazing! I cant describe this book... The performances where amazing! Ross delivers another killer book! I listened straight threw no breaks it was that good!

Ohhh My God....

Something went wrong. Please try again in a few minutes.

It’s pretty good. Author/Narrator is a genius. Me wife and I both love this audio book.

Romance for Men

Something went wrong. Please try again in a few minutes.

This book is everything a man wants, drugs, sex, guns, and a good sense of humor. Ross Patterson is my new favorite author

Best fucking book ever

Something went wrong. Please try again in a few minutes.

Funniest book you'll ever come across. Would recommend to anyone who has a good sense of humor.

Hilarious

Something went wrong. Please try again in a few minutes.

See more reviews