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Tell Em Steve Dave Fair-re-re Tale Theater
- Narrated by: Bryan Johnson, Walter Flanagan, Brian Quinn, Sunday Jeff
- Length: 1 hr and 54 mins
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It's anything but Grimm when the Tell 'Em Steve Dave crew gives their hilarious takes on some of the best and least known fairy tales.
Join Bryan Johnson, Brian Quinn and Walt Flanagan with special guest Sunday Jeff as they create a magical world of fantasy and wonder, trolls, living plants, and sinful dwarves. It doesn't get any better than this...or funnier.
Not for children but definitely for those who are a child at heart.
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Librarians spend their lives weeding - not weeds, but books - books that have reached the end of their shelf life both literally and figuratively. They remove books that patrons no longer check out, and they put back books they treasure. Annie Spence, who has a decade of experience as a Midwestern librarian, does this not only at her Michigan library but also at home, for her neighbors, at cocktail parties - everywhere. In Dear Fahrenheit 451, she addresses those books directly.
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Totally captivating
- By Grace Smith on 03-24-18
By: Annie Spence
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Humboldt's Gift
- By: Saul Bellow
- Narrated by: Christopher Hurt
- Length: 18 hrs and 5 mins
- Unabridged
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For years, they were the best of friends: the grand, erratic Humboldt and the ambitious young Charlie. But now Humboldt has died a failure, and Charlie's success-ridden life has taken various turns for the worse. Then Humboldt acts from the grave to change Charlie's life: he has left Charlie something in his will.
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Great Book, Great Reader
- By Scott on 05-10-08
By: Saul Bellow
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Every Anxious Wave
- By: Mo Daviau
- Narrated by: Zach Villa
- Length: 8 hrs and 8 mins
- Unabridged
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Why would we need music if our lives were exactly as we wanted them to be? Karl Bender is a quiet guy who lives in three places: his bar, his apartment, and the cheap Mediterranean place on the corner that keeps him well fed with his daily portion of hummus and chicken shwarma. But that's all about to change. When he stumbles upon a time-traveling wormhole, Karl develops a business selling access to people who want to go back in time to hear their favorite bands.
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Frustrating
- By Brit N Jonn Designs on 03-31-16
By: Mo Daviau
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The Chosen
- By: John G. Hartness
- Narrated by: Andrew McFerrin
- Length: 6 hrs and 48 mins
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What do you get when you mix a couple of immortals, a snotty archangel, the Father of Lies, a redneck street preacher and a couple of wiseass waitresses from Texas?
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Good Story Bad Ending
- By Mario on 05-13-15
By: John G. Hartness
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Blood Oranges
- A Siobhan Quinn Novel
- By: Kathleen Tierney
- Narrated by: Amber Benson
- Length: 7 hrs and 31 mins
- Unabridged
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My name's Quinn. If you buy into my reputation, I'm the most notorious demon hunter in New England. But rumors of my badassery have been slightly exaggerated. Instead of having kung-fu skills and a closet full of medieval weapons, I'm an ex-junkie with a talent for being in the wrong place at the right time. Or the right place at the wrong time. Or…whatever. Wanted for crimes against inhumanity I (mostly) didn't commit, I was nearly a midnight snack for a werewolf until I was "saved" by a vampire calling itself the Bride of Quiet.
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Great Narration, Subpar Book
- By Mel Thomas on 12-17-14
By: Kathleen Tierney
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The Secret Diary of Laura Palmer (Twin Peaks)
- By: Jennifer Lynch
- Narrated by: Sheryl Lee
- Length: 6 hrs and 42 mins
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Lifeless and wrapped in plastic. This is how Sheryl Lee was first introduced as "Laura Palmer" in the cult television classic, Twin Peaks. Now, Sheryl returns to voice Laura's darkest secrets in the audiobook event that fans of the show have long awaited.
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Wrapped in plastic
- By Phillip Frangules on 05-08-17
By: Jennifer Lynch
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The Reason You're Alive
- A Novel
- By: Matthew Quick
- Narrated by: R.C. Bray
- Length: 5 hrs and 38 mins
- Unabridged
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After 68-year-old David Granger crashes his BMW, medical tests reveal a brain tumor that he readily attributes to his wartime Agent Orange exposure. He wakes up from surgery repeating a name no one in his civilian life has ever heard - that of a Native American soldier whom he was once ordered to discipline. David decides to return something precious he long ago stole from the man he now calls Clayton Fire Bear.
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Kinda like Gran Torino..
- By H Harris on 06-02-18
By: Matthew Quick
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Bubba the Monster Hunter: Books 1-3
- By: John G. Hartness
- Narrated by: John Solo
- Length: 37 hrs and 55 mins
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Robert "Bubba" Brabham never wanted to hunt monsters. He mostly wanted to drink beer, hunt deer, and chase women, like every other giant redneck in the world. But life interfered, and Bubba found himself holster-deep in the family business: monster hunting. Now he's the Southeastern Regional Hunter for the Holy Roman Catholic Church...Bubba has to save the world from the things that go bump in the night! Just as soon as he's done with his beer. And maybe after one more lap dance.
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This is not Bubba Shackelford
- By SamR on 08-06-19
By: John G. Hartness
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Boy, Snow, Bird
- By: Helen Oyeyemi
- Narrated by: Susan Bennett, Carra Patterson
- Length: 9 hrs and 19 mins
- Unabridged
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In the winter of 1953, Boy Novak arrives by chance in a small town in Massachusetts, looking, she believes, for beauty - the opposite of the life she' s left behind in New York. She marries a local widower and becomes stepmother to his winsome daughter, Snow Whitman. A wicked stepmother is a creature Boy never imagined she' d become, but elements of the familiar tale of aesthetic obsession begin to play themselves out when the birth of Boy' s daughter, Bird, who is dark-skinned, exposes the Whitmans as light-skinned African Americans passing for white.
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For Literary Lovers
- By M. Shipe on 04-25-14
By: Helen Oyeyemi
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Dirty Daddy
- The Chronicles of a Family Man Turned Filthy Comedian
- By: Bob Saget
- Narrated by: Bob Saget
- Length: 6 hrs and 45 mins
- Unabridged
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Millions of viewers know and love Bob Saget from his role as the sweetly neurotic father on the smash hit Full House, and as the charming wisecracking host of America's Funniest Home Videos. And then there are the legions of fans who can't get enough of his scatological, out-of-his-mind stand-up routines, comedy specials, and outrageously profane performances in such shows as HBO's Entourage and the hit documentary The Aristocrats.
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Meh to the 2nd Power
- By Hilary on 06-30-14
By: Bob Saget
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KooKooLand
- A Memoir
- By: Gloria Norris
- Narrated by: Gloria Norris
- Length: 14 hrs and 27 mins
- Unabridged
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Gloria Norris grew up in the projects of Manchester, New Hampshire, with her parents; her sister, Virginia; and her cat, Sylvester. A snapshot might show a happy young family, but only a dummkopf would buy that. Nine-year-old Gloria is gutsy and wisecracking. Her father, Jimmy, all dazzle and danger, is often on the far side of the law and makes his own rules - which everyone else better follow. Gloria's mom, Shirley, tries not to rock the boat, Virginia unwisely defies Jimmy, and Gloria fashions herself into his sidekick - the son he never had.
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this was so awful I could only listen to a little
- By Wyowoman on 09-14-18
By: Gloria Norris
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Liberating Paris
- A Novel
- By: Linda Bloodworth Thomason
- Narrated by: Cynthia Darlow
- Length: 12 hrs and 59 mins
- Unabridged
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Woodrow McIlmore, the town's golden boy and local gynecologist, is married to his beautiful high school sweetheart, Milan, and seems by all appearances to be leading the perfect life with his two children and extended family and friends. But when Wood's daughter announces that she is smitten with a college classmate and intends to marry him, her parents are stunned.
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Deeply moving, a great listen
- By Cynthia on 11-27-05
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- Ted
- 08-23-13
Life Changing
I was on a spiritual walkabout in central Australia when I was visited by a mythical, god-like rainbow serpent from the Aboriginal Dreamtime. He said he would grant me one wish. I told him I wanted change in my life. I was sick of being a nobody with a miserable excuse of an existence. I told him I want to live my life, as an Angel lives in Heaven.
In a booming voice, he said “It will be so..” right before bursting into an inferno of opal colours, knocking me back into the darkness.
I woke up in my bed, dismissing the entire experience to a crazy cheese dream. Moments later I received an anonymous email. The email had no message, no reply address, only a link to a audible podcast called “Tell em Steve Dave Fair-re-re Tale Theatre”. I paid the very affordable price of $6.95, or free with your one free audible trial download. After the very satisfying 1hour and 54minutes of pure audio bliss, I felt different…
I can't explain what it was or how I felt, but I felt it.
Since that memorable day I have experienced what many of you would only consider possible in a wild fantasy. The most beautiful women throw themselves at my feet daily wherever I go, pleading for me to allow them to perform acts of pure ecstasy upon my now chiseled, adonis shaped body. I have wealth that would make Bill Gates question his choices. And new found superhuman abilities that rival to that of superman.
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All thanks to this enchanting audible podcast.
"Ten out of Ten, would listen."
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- Amazon Customer
- 08-21-13
TESD never fail to amuse
What did you love best about Tell Em Steve Dave Fair-re-re Tale Theater?
It was very entertaining to listen to. When they break down the story, and point out all the ridiculous stuff that's going on, is hilarious.
Who was your favorite character and why?
They're all amazing.
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LISTEN TO TESD ! BEST PODCAST AROUND AND THIS BOOK IS A GOOD TASTE OF THEIR HUMOR.
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- Moodini
- 10-17-14
March of the Ants
Typical glorious work by the TESD guys. You must have this if you're a completist. Worth the five bucks. Certified Get 'em free.
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- Mike Toohey
- 08-23-13
Re-Re-Really Funny
Would you consider the audio edition of Tell Em Steve Dave Fair-re-re Tale Theater to be better than the print version?
Yes (Can't imagine a print version)..
What did you like best about this story?
My favorite Podcasters reading classic stories..
Which character – as performed by the narrators – was your favorite?
Rumplestiltskin (as performed by Walt) - Creepiest Child Molester voice ever!!!
Was this a book you wanted to listen to all in one sitting?
yes
Any additional comments?
If you don't follow the podcast, you may not get some references.
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- Joseph
- 08-21-13
Extravagant
What did you love best about Tell Em Steve Dave Fair-re-re Tale Theater?
The thing i liked about this audiobook was it's simple genius
What did you like best about this story?
Oh, yes. Ten-fold.
Which character – as performed by the narrators – was your favorite?
Yes, through the use of yucks!
Was there a moment in the book that particularly moved you?
Nothing.
Any additional comments?
Moar Tell 'Em Steve-Dave, pls!
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- Randall
- 08-23-13
Better than Tolsoty
Did you have an extreme reaction to this book? Did it make you laugh or cry?
I laughed, I cried, I learned more than my fair share of the sociopolitical climate of medieval Europe.
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- Matt
- 08-23-13
The TESD boys do it again!
What made the experience of listening to Tell Em Steve Dave Fair-re-re Tale Theater the most enjoyable?
The yucks, the rambling awesomeness, and Sunday Jeff!
What was one of the most memorable moments of Tell Em Steve Dave Fair-re-re Tale Theater?
The whole thing, if you have a sense of humor and an hour and a half you are a fool not to grab this book.
Have you listened to any of the narrators’s other performances before? How does this one compare?
Yes, it is comparable to other performances by the narrator, actually it exceeds other performances.
Was this a book you wanted to listen to all in one sitting?
Yes, and I've listened multiple times.
Any additional comments?
If you don't buy this book you are probably not cool.
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- cody
- 05-15-15
Tell me a story Steve Dave
loved it Walt bry and Q along with Sunday Jeff are awesome. must have for any ant
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- Andrew Crock
- 04-13-15
Awesome!
As always they deliver hilarity at its best! Having a unique sense of humor and the way that they comment in the middle of a conversation taking the train of thought and going into a completely different direction is always refreshing.
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- Tanya
- 10-05-18
TESD fans will love this!
classic TESD! if you like the podcast, you will not be disappointed. I fully recommend
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