
F**k, Marry, Kill Me, Daddy
Murder Daddy, Book 1
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Narrated by:
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Kevin Earlywine
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By:
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Lance Lansdale
SCOTTY
My boyfriend’s been trying to kill me for weeks. Well, I guess he's my boyfriend. I mean, we've never officially been introduced, but he's always standing in the shadows, watching me. That has to be a good sign, right? The first time I saw him, he was hunched down in my bushes, aiming a rifle at my heart, and he's turned up with a new weapon every night since. As fun as our silly little game of Murder Daddy may be, I’m getting tired of having to steal my stalker-slash-boyfriend’s affection by disarming him and using his weapons against him.
BRODY
I’ve got to get my head in the game. As my agency’s top assassin, I’ve killed my fair share of men. When Senator Levinson placed his son on my hitlist, I figured it would be a one-and-done. I was wrong. Every time our paths cross, he winds up getting the upper hand. The things he makes me do once he’s pried a gun or a knife out of my hand are downright depraved, and for some reason, I can't bring myself to stop it from happening. My wife tells me I need to just suck it up and get the job done. My wife’s boyfriend says I’m sweet on the guy, which is absolutely ridiculous. Even if I wanted to take advantage of our open marriage, I’m not gay. This man—this Freakshow—is completely unhinged, and the worst part is, I think I might be just as crazy as him.
F**ck, Marry, Kill Me, Daddy is a high-heat, over-the-top, absolutely UNHINGED, dual-POV, dark romcom that is equal parts insta-love and insta-lust. While one character is married, their marriage is open, and there's no cheating between them.
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These two are the unhinged version of “Match My Freak”!
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I love and adore this so very much! I was having a blast listening to this audiobook.
Awesome!!
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Unhinged perfection!
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Soooo crazy!!
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“I love how I don’t know if I want to **** you or k*** you. You make me just as crazy as you, and I don’t want it to stop.”
Narrator Kevin Earlywine is absolute PERFECTION! I can't imagine anyone else as Scotty & Brody.
This is one of the most fun books I’ve ever read in my life! It’s hilarious & over the top ridiculous! And underneath all of that silliness, is a rollercoaster of FEELS! There is so much love & care & mending of heartbreaking emotional trauma. I’m absolutely in love w/ Brody & Scotty aka Daddy & Freakshow!
I don’t want to spoil much, but I gotta say that their game of Murder Daddy to break down each other’s walls of fear is PRICELESS!
This was my first Lance Lansdale book and I've been HOOKED ever since! I seriously had the best time reading.
PERFECTION!
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This is my first Kevin Earlywine book and I am addicted!!! He is the PERFECT Scotty!
Thanks, Lance and Scotty! You have made my Thursday. :)
If I could give this 1000 stars, I would!
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unhinged, deranged, and psychotic.
Recently listened to the audiobook version and laughed even harder! The narrator did a phenomenal job bringing Scotty and Brody to life and matched them perfectly in my mind. Parts that originally gave me belly laugh when reading had me HYSTERICAL while listening! I can never recommend this book enough! Hope book 2 gets an audiobook as well!
Hilariously Unhinged
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Are the main characters unhinged? Definitely. Yet, they are so ridiculously adorable, I fell in love with them. They each have their issues, but they support each other entirely and without judgment.
If you do have issues with DUBCON this might not be your jam, but while things start out as DUBCON, the consent becomes clear in the end (at least to me.)
Barb is #lifegoals!
My only issue is with the narration, Brody and Scotty sounded too alike for me, so I’d get confused about whose POV I was listening to, but thankfully I had read the book already.
Unhinged in the best way
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Scotty is absolutely unhinged in the most endearing way, and as twisted as his obsession is, I couldn’t help but root for him and his happiness from the first page.
And Daddy/Brody… aww Brody. So desperately confused and conflicted as he stumbles his way through this bi-awakening and new obsession.
FMK Me, Daddy is absolutely the dark rom-com that will have you laughing out loud, getting hot under the collar, and all up in your feels. Plus the not so subtle (iykyk) hits about the next book, which is also gonna be fun!
Kevin did an awesome job with the narration, especially for Scotty! Love when a rereading/listen is still a 5⭐️ read!
Fan-friggin-tastic!
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Well… Not that the stories are similar, but just saying, if John Waters ever got ahold of this book, I 100% guarantee the movie version of this book would find a very comfortable home, nestled between his copies of Pink Flamingos and Serial Mom.
Soooo… What’s it about? Oh dear. I can’t really tell you. Not because I’m afraid of spoiling anything. I literally… Can’t tell you. You can’t really explain Scotty. You can only experience him. Like an adorable, clueless, southern tornado – he stupidly and mindlessly tears through the story, wrecking everyone’s defenses, their own sense of self, and sanity, leaving them wondering how they got so… wet.
No… Sorry — you can read the plot, but you won’t “get it” until you experience it for yourself. And if you do, and decide you don’t like it? Well… You’re wrong. And while that’s allowed, it would be best for the global community if you don’t procreate. The world is already too humorless. We need to cut through the tension of darker times with the same precision we’d use to cut Scotty’s brake lines.
BTW - not enough stories explore ballbusting, and it's lovely this delightful, but lesser known kink get's it's own scene!
Giving Serious “Serial Mom” Vibes
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