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Robert Scott
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Morning Wood
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Ed, a 40-something contractor with a tired libido, leaves work early to resurrect some passion in his life. With flowers in hand, he comes home to discover Renee, his wife, having sex with another man.
This hilarious romantic comedy is a modern twist on the classic angel versus devil. With Horndog, an avatar of his libido on one shoulder and Conscience on the other, Ed struggles to save his marriage. Together, they must choose between losing everything, joining the swinging lifestyle, or bowing down to a pastor hell-bent on making an example of Ed's wayward wife.
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