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My Girlfriends Are Pirate Elves!: Book 2
- Narrated by: Sierra Kline
- Length: 7 hrs and 26 mins
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A pirate's life for me!
Jon, Lilly, and the rest of the crew try to adjust to their new life and new relationships, but all is not as simple or innocent as it seems. An old friend from Lilly's past arrives to give secret information from the elven realm of Aquris. Information that could change their very lives if they don't act on it.
Jon will have to uncover more about his own strange abilities, help the beautiful captain, and take on a secret mission while navigating the many pitfalls of dating pirate elves.
Can Jon and the crew of elves thwart a darkness while their very lives and copious amounts of rum hang in the balance?
My Girlfriends Are Pirate Elves!: Book 2 contains humor, outlandish adventure, everyday life, some cursing, dating, swashbuckling, pointed ears, magical pistols, sharp teeth, a cleric, and there might be a dragon somewhere in there. This story is for mature listeners 18 and up. Avast! There be elves in these waters!
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- Length: 12 hrs and 48 mins
- Unabridged
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Blythe has accepted her fate and is tired of running. Who would miss her anyway? She attends her new and eccentric town’s month long Halloween masquerade for one last party before meeting her end. But what will she find...and what will find her?
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Get ready for an epic tale
- By ElissaSue on 02-22-23
By: Kat Blackthorne
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Three Deadly Trials
- Battle for the Dark King, Book 1
- By: V. S. Winters
- Narrated by: Hollie Whitmore, Robert Kelly
- Length: 7 hrs and 29 mins
- Unabridged
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Fae exist only in children’s stories, or so I thought. That was before a nightmarish creature of the Fae Realm dropped into my life. He claimed a seven-pointed mark on my skin signified my magical lineage, the bit of DNA my mother passed down. Days after I arrive in the Fae Realm, I’m thrown into a series of trials titled ‘The Devotion’. I must compete with demons, vampires, elves and more who want to claim their place at the future King’s side. I have no interest in this guy, but it doesn’t help that the King-to-be is a gorgeous, brooding fae.
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Much potential in the storyline, falls flat and leaves you unsatisfied
- By tammie on 08-04-20
By: V. S. Winters
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Raiya: Starter Zone
- Archon's Chosen, Book 1
- By: Russell Wilbinski
- Narrated by: Michael David Axtell
- Length: 10 hrs and 44 mins
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Skree loved playing Massively Multiplayer online role-playing games. When he becomes the first player to reach level 100 in his favorite game, he is offered the chance to test a brand new game. Never one to read the fine print, he jumped at the chance to be the very first player to see the brand new game. But some opportunities are just too good to be true. Awaking to find himself trapped in a brand new world and struggling to survive, James must find a way to master the game and escape the world of Raiya.
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Just wasn't my kind of LITRPG
- By David on 12-20-18
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Pirate's Honor
- By: Chris A. Jackson
- Narrated by: John Pruden
- Length: 12 hrs and 15 mins
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A pirate captain of the Inner Sea, Torius Vin makes a living raiding wealthy merchant ships with his crew of loyal buccaneers. Few things matter more to Captain Torius than ill-gotten gold-but one of those is Celeste, his beautiful snake-bodied navigator. When a crafty courtesan offers the pirate crew a chance at the heist of a lifetime, it's time for both man and naga to hoist the black flag and lead the Stargazer's crew to fame and fortune.
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Fine story, terrible narrator
- By devon on 04-16-16
By: Chris A. Jackson
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The Bar at the End of the World
- The Watchers, Book 1
- By: Tom Abrahams
- Narrated by: Jonathan Davis
- Length: 10 hrs and 37 mins
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Zeke is a bad guy. He didn’t choose to be. It’s just who he is. It’s who he has to be to survive in a post-apocalyptic world where trust is as scarce as water. He's got nobody. No family. No friends. And he left behind the woman he loved for her own good. But it's time to change. After a brush with death far out in the wasteland, he decides he's done risking his life to help his greedy bosses control who gets to drink water and when. Now, he's stranded in a bar in the middle of nowhere, surrounded by the perfect kind of ruffians who can help him go back and make things right.
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Meh story, great narrator.
- By ILikePizza on 04-30-20
By: Tom Abrahams
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Serpent's Touch
- Serpent's Touch, Book 1
- By: Marina Simcoe
- Narrated by: Stefanie Kay, Tyler Donne
- Length: 7 hrs and 38 mins
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Mysterious and tragic, Madame Tan’s menagerie is the only home I’ve ever known. It’s a place where two worlds merge; a twilight zone between Earth and the magical Kingdom of Nerifir. The menagerie is filled with fantastic animals, but I discover that Madame captures and displays sentient beings too. One of them is locked in a crate day and night, not seen by anyone, and one day I learn why—looking at him kills. Even talking to Kyllen is forbidden, but I break that rule. I break many rules for him.
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Fizzled
- By Carol on 01-02-23
By: Marina Simcoe
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Unfettered
- Tales By Masters of Fantasy
- By: Terry Brooks, Patrick Rothfuss, Robert Jordan, and others
- Narrated by: Peter Ganim, Marc Vietor, Bronson Pinchot, and others
- Length: 20 hrs and 16 mins
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You define life or it defines you. In Shawn Speakman’s case, it was both. Lacking health insurance and diagnosed with Hodgkin’s lymphoma in 2011, Shawn quickly accrued a massive medical debt that he did not have the ability to pay. That’s when New York Times best-selling author Terry Brooks offered to donate a short story that Shawn could sell to help alleviate those bills—and suggested he ask the same of his other writer friends. Unfettered is the result: An anthology built in order to relieve that debt, featuring short stories by some of the best fantasy writers in the genre.
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A TRULY BAD COLLECTION OF DOGS
- By Randall on 12-21-18
By: Terry Brooks, and others
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Incursion
- The Necromancer's Key, Book 1
- By: Mitchell Hogan
- Narrated by: Michael Kramer
- Length: 15 hrs and 30 mins
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Seventeen years have passed since the Necromancer Queen Talia was overthrown and slain, and her capital city destroyed by the Knights of the Order of Eternal Vigilance. Anskar DeVantte, raised in the sacred disciplines of the Order, is now ready to face the brutal initiation trials to become a consecrated knight-sorcerer. But the further Anskar rises in the ranks the more his faith wavers. As troubling powers awaken within him, a schism grows between Anskar and his hallowed Order, and he draws the hungry gaze of the vanquished queen’s fanatical followers.
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Michael Kramer!
- By Momof3inSLC on 07-24-20
By: Mitchell Hogan
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Child of the Flames
- A Sword and Sorcery Saga
- By: D.W. Hawkins
- Narrated by: Malk Williams
- Length: 13 hrs and 41 mins
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The Red Swords came with the sunrise and took everything Shawna Llewan held dear. Her family massacred, her home destroyed, she escapes with nothing but her mother’s heirloom and the desire for vengeance. When she’s found by Dormael, a Warlock of the Conclave, she learns that her mother’s keepsake - the very reason her family was killed - holds the power to unleash boundless destruction.
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Great start!
- By Gordon on 08-18-19
By: D.W. Hawkins
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Wildfire Griffin
- Fire & Rescue Shifters: Wildfire Crew, Book 1
- By: Zoe Chant
- Narrated by: Lucy Rivers
- Length: 8 hrs and 22 mins
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When firefighter Rory lays eyes on fire-watcher Edith, he instantly knows she’s the one. His fated mate. Now, to win her heart, he just has to protect her from: 1. A raging wildfire (actually, she’s already got that covered, thanks). 2. The lightning-throwing invisible monster that started it (um, the what?). 3. Killer bunnies (don't even ask). 4. The appalling matchmaking attempts from his crew of misfit shifters (not only is this guy scorching hot, but his dog is adorable too. And...weirdly smart?). 5. His own animal need to claim her. Now.
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Fun book with autism rep
- By Alex Fisher on 10-21-22
By: Zoe Chant
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The Invasion of Heaven
- Part One of the Newirth Mythology
- By: Michael B. Koep
- Narrated by: Gabrielle de Cuir, John Rubinstein, Stefan Rudnicki
- Length: 12 hrs and 29 mins
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Psychologist Loche Newirth becomes hunted when he sees a painting that opens a window onto the afterlife. An ancient order of men seeking to control the art pursue him across the world, through centuries, into madness, and beyond. The first part of Michael B. Koep's the Newirth Mythology The Invasion of Heaven is mystery, adventure, myth, betrayal, murder, and madness. Loche Newirth wonders if it was his fall: The 50-foot drop from the rocky cliff to the icy water below. Is this why he has been hallucinating?
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Good story - well written
- By Amy Q on 05-17-20
By: Michael B. Koep
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Flight to Eden
- Cradleland Chronicles #1
- By: Douglas Hirt
- Narrated by: Michael Taylor
- Length: 16 hrs and 36 mins
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A dark power is at work, intent on gaining complete control of the CradleLand, the birthplace of the still-young world. All that stands in the Power's way is one troublesome line of humans: descendants of Seth. They are of the only remaining clan clinging to an all-but-dead faith. And yet it's from that faith that a prophecy threatens all plans of world dominion.
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Great story, buy the book instead.
- By Joshua on 07-23-11
By: Douglas Hirt
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Maid for an Alien Prince
- A SciFi Alien Romance (Intergalactic Exchange Program, Book 1)
- By: Roxie Ray
- Narrated by: Phoenix McKay
- Length: 7 hrs and 43 mins
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I won’t be forced into alien servitude. I’ve spent my life mucking out the houses of the rich and famous. I know what they’re really like. They think they can take whatever they want. I learned that the hard way.
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Whine, Cliche, Unrealistic, and Repeat
- By CCW on 03-10-21
By: Roxie Ray
What listeners say about My Girlfriends Are Pirate Elves!: Book 2
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- John
- 11-23-21
good follow-up to the 1st book
so in my opinion this is a good 2nd book to follow the story of the 1st, nice blend of action and romance
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- Kindle Customer
- 02-28-22
lovin it!
can't get enough of these deadly, beautiful and witty elves! this book didn't disappoint filled with action suspense and well... you know. I hope it never ends.
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- LordRichter
- 04-08-22
Great Continuation
Picks up right after the last and doesn't skip a beat. Again my problem with the series is how long they are for the price but still a great read.
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- James Mitchell Stephens
- 11-11-20
Fun!
This series is so fun! The characters are likeable and relatable. The story is entertaining and at times heart warming. Yes it’s a harem, but this dude loves his gals. Sierra Kline does a great job with narration.
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- Kindle Customer
- 11-11-20
2 is better than one
Bottom line with every book is , was it entertaining. then enjoyable and maybe other qualities. I actually avoided this because the title sounded immature harem ish.
well this book had some sex some, sword play, mystery, great story and good narration. whats not to love.
if you are sitting the fence just leap if you want one book ( or series) that actually ended happy.
I know if everything is easy and happy people believe there intrigue or suspense. even disney kills at least; ne parent in every book/ movie. this book the mc s parents are alive hanging at the swingers club.
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- Anthony
- 06-20-21
Me Still Likey!
Jon is adapting to his new life as four hot pirate elves’ Shulcar (sp?). Piece of cake, though, right? Eh, well, if you consider your life being in danger at almost every turn and if the bad guys don’t kill you, the Elven Rum will, a piece of cake, then, yes, piece of cake. Enjoy or cake, ladies and gentlemen!!
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- Anonymous
- 11-15-20
Yoho, it's a pirate's life for me!
Eden Redd does it again with My Girlfriends are Pirate Elves 2!
John, Lily, and the crew of The Dark Heart return for epic tale about elves in a strange land. w
What's to follow is a completely endearing story involving swashbuckling else, superpowers, and a portal to a strange land!
I seriously love to this book. The plot was interesting as hell and didn't suffer from sequalitice, the book had great payoffs for characters story lines and added a new crew member you'll be itching to find out more about.
Sierra Kline kills it with her cotton candy voice that lends itself as well to the quick passed action as it does the devilishly sinful moments. I am continually amazed at the level of performance she puts to all her work. When I hear the breathy way she delivers just the chapter numbers sends a shiver down my spine with all the delicious possibilities within. Mhm!
I certainly see why Eden is able to pump this series out as quick as she is. You can tell that the muse is with her. From the endearing cabin-mate forcefully claiming a Date, to our poor protagonist finding out things he wished he never knew about family, you can just tell that Ms. Redd is having a grand ole time as she takes us for this wild ride.
If you want a light hearted romp that will have you smiling, giggling, and chomping at the bit for more, then hoist the elfskull and cross bones and set sail with the crew of The Dark Heart. You won't regret it.
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- TrustedReviewerFTW
- 11-25-20
Incredible writing and god tier narration!
This is Eden Redd's best series by far and that is saying a lot since all of her books are great. I loved every second of it. The characters are interesting and her world building is second to none. Redd constructs the best love scenes that I have ever read or heard. The narration from Sierra Kline is god tier or S-rank. Her voice is almost hypnotic and matches this prose perfectly. I cannot say enough about this audiobook. Amazing.
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- Chris Adler
- 11-20-20
A fantastically sexy adventure 5 Stars!
Part two picks up right where the first book left off and ends leaving you wanting and waiting for more! Really looking forward to part three!
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