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My Hotdog Came to Life and Screwed Me

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My Hotdog Came to Life and Screwed Me

By: Scarlet DeLorne
Narrated by: Sierra Kline
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Raunchy, funny, and just plain wrong. My Hotdog Came to Life and Screwed Me is full of wiener puns and plenty of not-give-a-f**kery. Written for those who are looking for a laugh, but also want to get their perv on. The name says it all.

©2015 Scarlet DeLorne (P)2015 Scarlet DeLorne
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This is a ridiculous, creative, and hilarious. It is exactly what it promises to be.

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Loved it

My first time reading this author, loved the characters, I can't wait to read more.

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Creative

This was a very creative yet strange story. Both the narration & the writing was good.

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What the what?

What did I just listen to? lol This was definitely different. Creative, but very silly. It is what the story says it is.

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Yup, exactly what it sounds like

Quick, dirty, awkward, and food-kinky. Interesting, definitely different, and absurdly humorous. If you need a break from your typical erotic trope of choice, or you're looking for a spicy (bring on the mustard!) food related erotic short story, look no further!

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I mean…

What can I really say about this one except that I loved it. The title is the plot. It is full of food related innuendo and I laughed my ass off. I was recommending it to people before I even finished it. The audiobook (yes, there’s an audiobook) is fantastic. The narrator’s sexy voice is a fun juxtaposition to the humorous content.

I’m suddenly craving a thick juicy hot dog 🌭

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Hilarious!

Quite hilarious very short story. The title says it all! I'd definitely would like to hear more by the author/narrator.

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Weird...

I got this as a free audiobook because I just thought the name was funny. I did listen to the entire book but I can't really say that I liked it. The narrator did a good job reading the book and the book did have a few funny parts but I just wasn't felling this story.

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