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😒 creepy underage vibes/horrible narration
- By Chelsea Wentworth on 05-28-21
By: Penelope Douglas
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Priest: A Love Story
- By: Sierra Simone
- Narrated by: Jacob Morgan, Elena Wolfe
- Length: 8 hrs and 7 mins
- Unabridged
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There are many rules a priest can't break. A priest cannot marry. A priest cannot abandon his flock. A priest cannot forsake his God. I've always been good at following rules. Until she came. Then I learned new rules.
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Forbidden Romance at its Finest!!
- By Shannon on 06-28-17
By: Sierra Simone
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Dark Notes
- By: Pam Godwin
- Narrated by: Ava Erickson, Tad Branson
- Length: 13 hrs and 39 mins
- Unabridged
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They call me a slut. Maybe I am. Sometimes I do things I despise. Sometimes men take without asking. But I have a musical gift, only a year left of high school, and a plan. With one obstacle. Emeric Marceaux doesn’t just take. He seizes my will power and bangs it like a dark note. When he commands me to play, I want to give him everything. I kneel for his punishments, tremble for his touch, and risk it all for our stolen moments.
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My favorite book of all time - even better in audio 🔥🔥🔥
- By Anonymous User on 04-02-18
By: Pam Godwin
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The Rational Male
- By: Rollo Tomassi
- Narrated by: Sam Botta
- Length: 14 hrs and 20 mins
- Unabridged
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Rollo Tomassi is one of the leading voices in the globally growing, male-focused online consortium known as the "Manosphere". Outlined are the concepts of positive masculinity, the feminine imperative, plate theory, operative social conventions, and the core psychological theory behind game awareness and "red pill" ideology. Tomassi explains and outlines the principles of intergender social dynamics and foundational reasoning behind them.
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Highly, highly recommend!
- By Zack on 10-18-16
By: Rollo Tomassi
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My Secret Garden
- Women's Sexual Fantasies
- By: Nancy Friday
- Narrated by: Cindy Harden, Annie Hinkle, Raquel Harris, and others
- Length: 13 hrs and 58 mins
- Unabridged
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Nancy Friday's taboo-shattering best seller My Secret Garden is the most popular and controversial book of women's sexual fantasies ever published. Women who feared their erotic fantasies called it scandalous. Women who recognized their own fantasies in its pages, rejoiced. Outspoken, graphic, vulnerable and shameless, My Secret Garden is a classic study of female sexuality. Friday interviewed hundreds of women from every part of the country to learn their sexual private thoughts, and she listened like no one else.
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Great read! Even for men!
- By Thomas Carter on 12-31-18
By: Nancy Friday
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The Dare
- By: Harley LaRoux
- Narrated by: Jaclyn Kelso
- Length: 3 hrs and 54 mins
- Unabridged
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Jessica Martin is not a nice girl. As prom queen and captain of the cheer squad, she'd ruled her school mercilessly, looking down her nose at everyone she deemed unworthy. The most unworthy of them all? The "freak," Manson Reed: her favorite victim. But a lot changes after high school. A freak like him never should have ended up at the same Halloween party as her. He never should have been able to beat her at a game of Drink or Dare. He never should have been able to humiliate her in front of everyone.
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Worth every penny
- By mayra on 08-20-23
By: Harley LaRoux
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The Man's Guide to Women
- Scientifically Proven Secrets from the "Love Lab" About What Women Really Want
- By: John Gottman, Julie Schwartz Gottman, Douglas Abrams, and others
- Narrated by: Eric Michael Summerer
- Length: 5 hrs and 28 mins
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The Man's Guide to Women offers the science-based answers to the question: What do women really want in men? The book explains the hallmarks of manhood that most women find attractive and helps men hone those skills to be the men women desire.
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Great advice from the Love Lab again
- By Steve C on 02-10-16
By: John Gottman, and others
What listeners say about My Hotdog Came to Life and Screwed Me
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- Jason
- 09-09-23
What the what?
What did I just listen to? lol This was definitely different. Creative, but very silly. It is what the story says it is.
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- Chris
- 01-21-24
funny
This is a ridiculous, creative, and hilarious. It is exactly what it promises to be.
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- Michelle H
- 08-20-23
Creative
This was a very creative yet strange story. Both the narration & the writing was good.
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- CoolGhoulsBookClub
- 01-26-24
I mean…
What can I really say about this one except that I loved it. The title is the plot. It is full of food related innuendo and I laughed my ass off. I was recommending it to people before I even finished it. The audiobook (yes, there’s an audiobook) is fantastic. The narrator’s sexy voice is a fun juxtaposition to the humorous content.
I’m suddenly craving a thick juicy hot dog 🌭
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- kixfan
- 04-20-24
Hilarious!
Quite hilarious very short story. The title says it all! I'd definitely would like to hear more by the author/narrator.
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