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Romance For Men
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HOLLYWOOD IS RAVING ABOUT ROMANCE FOR MEN!!
See why DENIS LEARY, ROBIN WILLIAMS, WILL ARNETT, SARAH MICHELLE GELLAR, HOWIE MANDEL, DAVID SPADE, BRAD GARRETT, DAMON WAYANS and many more have fallen in love with America’s hilarious, twisted new hero: Jack Icefloe Jackson!
DENIS LEARY: “Disgusting, profane, rabid and totally unnecessary. Which is also why I LAUGHED MY A** OFF.”
ROBIN WILLIAMS: “WILDLY FUNNY, twisted, sick, and every short, fat bald guy’s wet dream.”
HOWIE MANDEL: “This is HYSTERICAL! It’s Fifty Shades of Funny!”
DAVID SPADE: “HILARIOUS… I’m LAUGHING OUT LOUD AT TACO BELL.”
DAMON WAYANS: “It’s FART-OUT-LOUD FUNNY!”
MITCH HURWITZ (creator, ARRESTED DEVELOPMENT): “A TRIUMPH!”
BRAD GARRETT: “HYSTERICAL! And potentially the END OF CIVILIZATION…”
SARAH MICHELLE GELLAR: “It’s one of the FUNNIEST THINGS I’VE EVER READ!”
Jack Icefloe Jackson is short, fat, bald and has a 6-inch penis -- although he only uses the first 4 because the 5th would kill a broad and the 6th would open up a rip in the fabric of time. His pleasant days in the Alaskan wilderness dynamite hunting for moose and bear are cut short when Earth is faced with an extinction-level threat.
Realizing that the end-of-the-world can only be averted by Icefloe's superior sexual prowess, President Obama calls on him to use his penis to save us all. This carnal mission will take Icefloe from The Hot Nuns of Assisi (hidden beneath the Vatican by the Pope) to The Nazi Babes of the SS in their terrible lair on Fuhrer Island...
Sick, twisted, and profane, Jack Icefloe Jackson is America’s newest hero, and ROMANCE FOR MEN: Pandora’s Box is its most hilarious new book!
©2014 Dean Lorey (P)2014 Dean LoreyListeners also enjoyed...
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A masterpiece
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I also enjoyed the wicked witch, as a shoe salesman. I hope there are sequels and that she is in them. This is a good stand alone work, but is also set up for continued adventures. I want this to get popular so this YA author will write more for the adult world. I will also listen to his YA novel that is offered at audible, as he is a good writer.
I was not a fan of Go To F A Sleep, but fans of that should love this book.
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At first I thought a female narrator was the wrong gender, but she does a great job and at the end of the story proves why she was chosen.
Get past the first hour.
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too fuckin right!
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What A Nice Change of Pace?
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F**king Hilarious!!
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I really hope there will be a sequel.
Just love it!
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