The Naked Truth About Hedonism II, 3rd Edition, Updated 2018
A Totally Unauthorized, Naughty but Nice Guide to Jamaica's Very Adult Resort
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Robin Miles
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Daniel C. Lawrence
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Mark Rossman
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Chris Santilli
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Discover the naughty, exotic, and erotic truths about why Hedonism II sports the highest repeat guest rate of any Caribbean resort and how to get in on the action!
Imagine having the scandalous inside information for making the most of a trip to the adult vacation destination Hedonism II - or just listening to the dirty details for a fantasy trip. What happens in Jamaica, stays in Jamaica.... Except in this cheeky guide to the world’s naughtiest resort, Hedonism II. Debauchery, alcohol, nude beaches, orgies - an unforgettable waterfront getaway awaits the adventurous traveler looking for sex, sand, and fun in the sun!
Is Hedonism II a retirement home for worn-out swingers? A testosterone tour-de-force with too few women to clamor over? A cult that sucks away all your vacation time? Well, the last one might be true. Cleverly disguised as adults, resort guests are the people your parents warned you about. Their all-inclusive Jamaican beach vacation titillates with days they can't remember - but with friends they can't forget. Virgins and repeat offenders alike will have tears running down their legs from this collection of advice, anecdotes, and adventures.
The Naked Truth About Hedonism II are chock-full of stories that keep you grinning about mishaps in the huge nude hot tub, games on the nude beach (beyond ring toss), and folks on a quest for a heated eternity. After a trip to Hedo, you’ll come home with stories you can’t tell vanilla friends, sand where you least expect it, and the widest smile ever.
The author, Chris Santilli, an award-winning freelance writer and inveterate naked gal, has visited Hedonism II over 60 times since March 1985. She holds a BS in photojournalism from Northern Illinois University, an MS in magazine journalism from Syracuse University, and a MLIS (Master of Library & Information Science) from Dominican University. This third edition reflects the evolution of the resort, its guests and ambiance since the book's second edition update in 2010 (still available in print and ebook).
Learn why Hedonism II guests keep coming back for more sexy, silly fun every year and a neighboring resort posted a warning sign between the properties. Get your copy of The Naked Truth About Hedonism II today!
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Clinton Kelly is probably best known for teaching women how to make their butts look smaller. But in I Hate Everyone, Except You, he reveals some heretofore unknown secrets about himself, like that he's a finicky connoisseur of 1980s pornography, a disillusioned critic of New Jersey's premier water parks, and perhaps the world's least enthused high school commencement speaker.
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Filthy language overshadowed stories
- By Doris on 04-29-17
By: Clinton Kelly
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I Am Not Myself These Days
- A Memoir
- By: Josh Kilmer-Purcell
- Narrated by: Johnny Heller
- Length: 6 hrs and 55 mins
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I Am Not Myself These Days follows a glittering journey through Manhattan's dark underbelly---a shocking and surreal world where alter egos reign and subsist (barely) on dark wit and chemicals...a tragic romantic comedy where one begins by rooting for the survival of the relationship and ends by hoping someone simply survives.
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- By Barry Morrison on 08-02-16
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I Regret Nothing
- A Memoir
- By: Jen Lancaster
- Narrated by: Jen Lancaster
- Length: 9 hrs and 50 mins
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New York Times best-selling author Jen Lancaster has lived a life based on re-invention and self-improvement. From Bitter Is the New Black to The Tao of Martha, she’s managed to document her (and her generation’s) attempts to shape up, grow up, and have it all - sometimes with disastrous results...Mistakes are one thing; regrets are another. After a girls’ weekend in Savannah makes her realize that she is - yikes! - middle-aged (binge watching is so the new binge drinking), Jen decides to make a bucket list and seize the day.
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The Smug Is Strong With This One
- By T. Filowitz on 05-24-15
By: Jen Lancaster
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What I Was Doing While You Were Breeding
- A Memoir
- By: Kristin Newman
- Narrated by: Kristin Newman
- Length: 7 hrs and 15 mins
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Kristin Newman spent her 20s and 30s dealing with the stresses of her high-pressure job as a television comedy writer, and the anxieties of watching most of her friends get married and start families while she wrestled with her own fear of both. Not ready to settle down and yet loathe to become a sad-sack single girl, Kristin instead started traveling the world, often alone, for a few months each year, falling madly in love with attractive locals who provided moments of the love she wanted without the cost of the freedom she needed.
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Struggled to Finish
- By YITBOS on 11-21-15
By: Kristin Newman
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30 Before 30
- How I Made a Mess of 20s, and You Can Too
- By: Marina Shifrin
- Narrated by: Marina Shifrin
- Length: 6 hrs and 41 mins
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Something was nagging Marina Shifrin. As a freshly minted adult with student loan payments and a “real” job she hated that paid her enough to get by if she also worked two other jobs, something needed to change. Marina and her friend each made lists of 30 things they’d do before the age of 30. The first thing on Marina’s list was, “Quit My Shitty Job”. So she did, and just like that the List powered her through her twenties. Told with humor and heart, 30 Before 30 will entertain, motivate, and challenge listeners to get out of their comfort zones and live their best lives.
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Inspiring read
- By Chris Gledhill on 12-18-18
By: Marina Shifrin
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Summer Love
- A Novel
- By: Nancy Thayer
- Narrated by: Whitney Dykhouse
- Length: 10 hrs and 1 min
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Twenty-six years after that amazing summer, Ariel, Sheila, Wyatt, and Nick reunite at the hotel where they first met. Now it’s called The Lighthouse and Nick owns the entire operation with his wife and daughter. Ariel and Wyatt, married for decades, arrive with their son, and Sheila’s back too, with her daughter by her side. Life hasn’t exactly worked out the way they had all hoped.
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Nice Summer Read
- By Raychelle Creech on 05-27-22
By: Nancy Thayer
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Why I Hate Green Beans
- And Other Confessions About Relationships, Reality TV, and How We See Ourselves
- By: Lincee Ray
- Narrated by: Lincee Ray
- Length: 4 hrs and 57 mins
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If there is one thing Lincee Ray has learned over the years, it's that the majority of women on the planet struggle with insecurities. Our skinny jeans mock us. Our just-trying-to-help mothers are just driving us crazy. Our social media feeds taunt us with everyone else's picture-perfect lives. It's enough to send you on a gummy-bear bender while binge-watching Friends reruns and not showering for a week. Lincee knows. She's been there. Right there, in fact. Gummy bears and all.
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Perfect in every way!
- By Anonymous User on 10-19-22
By: Lincee Ray
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Dave Barry Does Japan
- By: Dave Barry
- Narrated by: Arte Johnson
- Length: 4 hrs and 26 mins
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Without bothering to get approval from the President, the State Department, or even the FTC, Dave Barry's publishers sent him to Tokyo. You'd think they would have known better. Now the word is Barry has set back our diplomatic relations with the whole Pacific Rim by a couple of decades. Japanese culture, dining, sport, and industry all come under Barry's relentless scrutiny.
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Uplifting and fun
- By S. Blaine on 04-30-03
By: Dave Barry
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Some Girls
- My Life in a Harem
- By: Jillian Lauren
- Narrated by: Tavia Gilbert
- Length: 8 hrs and 33 mins
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A jaw-dropping story of how a girl from the suburbs ends up in a prince's harem and emerges from the secret Xanadu both richer and wiser. At 18, Jillian Lauren was an NYU theater school dropout with a tip about an upcoming audition. The "casting director" told her that a rich businessman would pay pretty girls $20,000 if they stayed for two weeks to spice up his parties. Soon, Jillian was on a plane to Borneo, where she would spend the next 18 months in the harem of Prince Jefri Bolkiah....
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Boring, Pretentious Book
- By Marcos on 04-23-11
By: Jillian Lauren
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Wide-Open World
- How Volunteering Around the Globe Changed One Family's Lives Forever
- By: John Marshall
- Narrated by: John Marshall
- Length: 12 hrs and 4 mins
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John Marshall had read about the growth of voluntourism, and frankly, it was the only kind of extended trip he could afford. He'd heard that some peoples' lives were changed by a week of overseas service - what might half a year accomplish for his family? His wife, Traca, was all in favor of it; his kids, especially his 14-year-old daughter, were strongly opposed. Wide-Open World is the totally engaging, bluntly honest story of the Marshall family's life-changing adventure.
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I enjoyed every minute
- By Chris on 05-15-15
By: John Marshall
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My Planet
- Finding Humor in the Oddest Places
- By: Mary Roach
- Narrated by: Angela Dawe
- Length: 4 hrs and 41 mins
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Follow New York Times best-selling author Mary Roach - but be careful not to trip - as she weaves through personal anecdotes and everyday musings riddled with her uncanny wit and amazingly analytical eye. These essays, which found a well-deserved home within the pages of Reader's Digest as the column "My Planet," detail the inner workings of hypochondriacs, hoarders, and compulsive cheapskates. (Did we mention neurotic interior designers and professional list makers?) For Roach, humor is hidden in the most unlikely places, which means that nothing is off limits.
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Narrator drove me crazy
- By Ann on 04-23-14
By: Mary Roach
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At Home in the World
- Reflections on Belonging While Wandering the Globe
- By: Tsh Oxenreider
- Narrated by: Tsh Oxenreider
- Length: 7 hrs and 17 mins
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As Tsh Oxenreider, author of Notes from a Blue Bike, chronicles her family's adventure around the world. Seeing, smelling, and tasting the widely varying cultures along the way, she discovers what it truly means to be at home.
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Having traveled the world as a kid myself.....
- By kmk on 07-31-17
By: Tsh Oxenreider
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Queen Unseen
- My Life with the Greatest Rock Band of the 20th Century
- By: Peter Hince
- Narrated by: Peter Hince, Rupert Holliday Evans
- Length: 9 hrs and 4 mins
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Imagine being alongside one of the greatest bands in the history of rock, touring the globe, and being there as they perform at some of the best and biggest music venues in the world. Peter Hince didn't have to imagine. For more than a decade, he lived a life that other people can only dream of as he worked with Queen as the head of their road crew. In this intimate and affectionate book, Peter recalls the highlights of his years with the band.
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Loved it!
- By Toni M on 11-20-18
By: Peter Hince
What listeners say about The Naked Truth About Hedonism II, 3rd Edition, Updated 2018
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- Patrick Marks
- 07-31-19
Very informative
Learned a lot. I want to go even more know! Not just need to convince my wife!
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- Tim Brannan
- 08-18-23
Fun and Informative. Want to pack our bags now!
For this review, I am considering both the Kindle e-book and the Audible audiobook versions.
If you were ever curious about the infamous Hedonism II resort in Negril, Jamaica, then Chris Santilli has you covered...or uncovered as the case may be. This book (320+ pages traditional paperback, nearly 11 hours audio) covers pretty much everything a Hedo virgin (and folks returning "home") need to know.
The guide is fun and easy to listen to/read, covering a wide variety of topics. In particular, the dos and don'ts of Jamaica's biggest clothing-optional resort.
There is an overview of the resort, it's features and attractions. A little bit of history on the resort and the current owner which I found interesting. Lots of great background on the various goings on there as well.
This 3rd Edition was current as of the end of 2018. Santilli paints such a vivid picture that I feel like I can picture the resort (at least) in my head. But I also know enough to know that what ever picture that is it doesn't come close to the reality. That would be the fault of the current reviewer and not of the author of the book.
Important things covered are some pragmatic ones. How much money to bring, how many clothes should you pack (her advice here is great!), and of course how to deal with the no-tipping policy while at the resort.
Other important topic include what the bars and restaurants are like (it is a vacation after all) and the various pools, hot-tubs, and spa areas.
No though goes to Hedonism II just for the bars and pools. Sandals next door can do that. You come here for the party atmosphere and the people.
Let me pause and make one clear that Santilli did a WONDERFUL job of and worth the price of the book alone. Hedonism II isn't just about the wild parties, nudity, or frequent open sex. Yes it is about those, but none of that happens without the key ingredient and that is the people. Santilli's message about how great the people are came through loud and clear and what has really sold me on the idea of going there. I have been to resorts in Jamaica. I was even married at one. But this book makes this place feel special.
Ebook perks: The e-book has full-color pictures of the resort and some guests, taken with permission. All of the websites are also hotlinked so you can check them out right away. Since this book was out near the end of 2018 some sites are down or gone; this is not unexpected. The author also has her own website with more up to date links and information.
Audiobook perks: The music at the end of sections does put you in an island mood (I had to pick up some Red Stipes for home after listening) and is not as bad as some music on audiobooks. The various and changing narrators also give the book the feel of "we are here for the people" vibe, with different voices chiming in and helping out with the various sidebars ("Tales from the Naked City"). Bonus the tree frogs, which are linked in the Kindle book, are played on the audiobook. Nice touch, really.
I grabbed this book because the author was so highly recommended to me and I can say that the recommendations actually fell a little short of how good this guide is.
While reading/listening, I went through various stages of "maybe we can go." to "no. there is no way we are going." to "well, maybe it is good." to finally "OMG, we need to pack now and get on a plane!"
Thank you, Chris Santilli, for such a delightful read! Can't wait to pack our bags.
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- Adam
- 07-26-23
Great Guide for First Timers!
I found this book after booking our first stay at Hedo but prior to going.
If you're a Hedo virgin like myself, this book will answer 99% of your questions and concerns, and at least once of the cited resources will more than cover that last 1 % ❤️
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- Ron
- 02-18-19
Helpful info? Hope so!!!
Answers a lot of questions I had which is good ...... or is it? LOL
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- Anne Schmal
- 01-24-23
fun time
this is a fun read. get ready to laugh if you have a humor genre
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- April M.
- 08-17-24
THIS IS WHAT LIFE IS ALL ABOUT!!!
WHEN I TELL YOU THAT THIS IS SPOT ON, IT IS. HEDONISM IS A PLACE WHERE FANTASIES AND DREAMS COME TRUE. STAFF MAKES IT EVEN BETTER AND MY FAVORITE THING ABOUT HEDO IS THAT NO ONE JUDGES ANYONE!!! YOU CAN BE 110 POUNDS OR 210 POUNDS AND YOUR TREATED JUST THE SAME. I LOVE HEDONISM AND I CAN'T WAIT TO GO BACK!!!
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- ABE
- 10-20-20
My dream vacation
Some really funny stories. Mostly info on how to have a great experience at Hedo. For me just the book poured fuel on a fire that will only ever be able to afford the resort in northern Indiana. How I wish I could visit Hedo II.
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