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Chelsea Handler
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Chelsea Handler
About this listen
Wherever Chelsea Handler travels, one thing is certain: she always ends up in the land of the ridiculous. Now, in this uproarious collection, she sneaks her sharp wit through airport security and delivers her most absurd and hilarious stories ever.
On safari in Africa, it's anyone's guess as to what's more dangerous: the wildlife or Chelsea. But whether she's fumbling the seduction of a guide by not knowing where tigers live (Asia, duh) or wearing a bathrobe into the bush because her clothes stopped fitting seven margaritas ago, she's always game for the next misadventure.
The situation gets down and dirty as she defiles a kayak in the Bahamas, and outright sweaty as she escapes from a German hospital on crutches. When things get truly scary, like finding herself stuck next to a passenger with bad breath, she knows she can rely on her family to make matters even worse. Thank goodness she has the devoted Chunk by her side - except for the time she loses him in Telluride.
Complete with answers to the most frequently asked traveler's questions, hot travel trips, and travel etiquette, none of which should be believed, Uganda Be Kidding Me has Chelsea taking on the world, one laugh-out-loud incident at a time.
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- Narrated by: Bonnie McFarlane, Alexander Cendese
- Length: 7 hrs and 44 mins
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In the spirit of Mindy Kaling, Kelly Oxford, and Sarah Silverman, a compulsively listenable and outrageously funny memoir of growing up as a fish out of water, finding your voice, and embracing your inner crazy person from popular actress, writer, and comedian Bonnie McFarlane.
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Sandy!!! She wrote a book...it's crazy, a book!!!
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God-Shaped Hole
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When Beatrice Trixie Jordan replies to a personal ad, she meets Jacob Grace, a charming, effervescent 30-something free-spirit writer passionately seeking life. He possesses his own turns of phrase and ways of thinking and feeling that dissonantly harmonize with Trixie's off-center vision. As they rollercoaster through the joys and furies of their wrenching romance, they try to come to terms with the hurt brought about by both of their distant fathers who, in different ways, forsook them.
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To see a fortune teller or not to see one...
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After losing her high-octane job as an entertainment blogger, Noelle Hancock was lost. About to turn 29, she'd spent her career writing about celebrities' lives and had forgotten how to live her own. Unemployed and full of self-doubt, she had no idea what she wanted out of life. She feared change - in fact, she feared almost everything. Once confident and ambitious, she had become crippled by anxiety, lacking the courage required even to attend a dinner party - until inspiration struck one day in the form of a quote on a chalkboard in a coffee shop.
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Right on time!
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By: Noelle Hancock
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White Girl Problems
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Babe Walker, center of the universe, is a painstakingly manicured white girl with an expensive smoothie habit, a proclivity for Louboutins, a mysterious mother she's never met, and approximately 50 bajillion Twitter followers. But her "problems" have landed her in shopping rehab - that's what happens when you spend $246,893.50 in one afternoon at Barneys. Now she's decided to write her memoir, revealing the gut-wrenching hurdles she's had to overcome in order to be perfect in every way, every day.
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Hysterical
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For decades, actress and director Christine Lahti has captivated the hearts and minds of her audience through iconic roles in Chicago Hope, Running on Empty, Housekeeping, And Justice for All, Swing Shift, Law & Order: Special Victims Unit, God of Carnage, and The Blacklist. Now, in True Stories from an Unreliable Eyewitness, this acclaimed performer channels her creativity inward to share her own story for the first time.
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Christine Lahti, Actress, Activist and A+ Author!
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Wildflower
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Wildflower is a portrait of Drew's life in stories as she looks back on the adventures, challenges, and incredible experiences of her earlier years. It includes tales of living on her own at 14 (and how laundry may have saved her life), getting stuck in a gas station overhang on a cross-country road trip, saying good-bye to her father in a way only he could have understood, and many more adventures and lessons that have led her to the successful, happy, and healthy place she is today.
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Hold the shrieking !
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In the Water They Can't See You Cry
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- Narrated by: Tavia Gilbert
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At the tender age of 14, Amanda Beard walked onto the pool deck at the Atlanta Olympics carrying her teddy bear, Harold, and left with two silvers and a gold medal. She competed in three more Olympic games, winning a total of seven medals, and enjoyed a lucrative modeling career on the side. At one point, she was the most downloaded female athlete on the Internet. Yet despite her astonishing career and sex-symbol status, Amanda felt unworthy of all her success. Unaware that she was suffering from clinical depression, she hid the pain beneath a megawatt smile.
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I applaud Amanda - but her editor's were lame
- By Heather on 03-10-15
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The Idiot Girls' Action-Adventure Club
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Introducing Laurie Notaro, the leader of the Idiot Girls' Action-Adventure Club. Every day she fearlessly rises from bed to defeat the evil machinations of dolts, dimwits, and creepy boyfriends - and that's before she even puts on a bra. For the past 10 years, Notaro has been entertaining Phoenix newspaper readers with her wildly amusing autobiographical exploits and unique life experiences.
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Sweet and funny
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Summer at Sea
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Four jackets of varying weights, enough socks for the entire Confederate Army, three umbrellas, most of the antacid aisle from the local pharmacy, and six pairs of old-people sneakers that all look exactly the same. Have you ever helped your parents pack for a weeklong cruise? No? I didn't think so. So shut it. So begins vacation for Summer Hartwell - 26 years old, living with her anxiety-ridden parents, and unwillingly booked by her brother on a weeklong cruise to Bermuda.
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Oi God.
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- Nicole Dubuque
- 06-29-19
So funny!
Such a good listen. Chelsea is hilarious and the story is a great listen to get in a better mood.
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- Taylor Custer
- 06-02-16
Mildly Entertaining
I love watching Chelsea's shows and this was my first experience with one of her books. I just thought it would be funnier. The story was ok, but I wouldn't recommend it to others.
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- Lanette Whiteley
- 07-04-16
By far my favorite C.H. book!!
Be prepared to laugh your ass off! This book can lift me out of a funk any time! A great reminder to not take life so seriously and just laugh!
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- Shawn
- 02-29-16
Love Chelsea!
Laughed so much! It literally sounds like catching up with a hilarious friend. Great listen!
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- Le
- 07-10-16
She was never in Uganda. WTF?
it was OK. Wouldn't recommend it to anyone.
And why is she using Uganda in her titel when she has never been there? Is it an ignorant american thing?
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- Maggie Reid
- 07-09-16
Nice work Chels
Funny, interesting and entertaining. But I liked "Are you there vodka" better. Nice work Chels.
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- Nas
- 12-13-15
Unapologetically Hilarious
Haven't watched Chelsea Lately but heard of Chelsea Handler and thought why not? This book was one of the best audible decisions I've made since Yes, Please by Amy Poehler. Great read lots of laughs and about to re-listen right now! Definitely felt like I was in a slight depression when I realized the book was almost over LOVED IT!!!!
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- Carey Sales
- 08-04-15
Travel with humor
She makes me laugh and I feel good. Anyone who can't enjoy this woman's fresh brace of shot that happens belong in a monetary. I am sure there are lots of spelling mistakes because I do not have my glasses and I am in the woods withy mutts.
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- Hayden
- 05-26-17
LOVED!!
Fastest I've EVER read a book; right next to "The Magic Treehouse." Thank you Chelsea!
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- Natalie
- 09-10-15
Yes!
What did you love best about Uganda Be Kidding Me?
Love, Love, Loved this whole book it's hard to pick a "best" but I think the best is that Chelsea Handler read it to me.
What was one of the most memorable moments of Uganda Be Kidding Me?
africa
Was this a book you wanted to listen to all in one sitting?
Yes
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