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Chelsea Chelsea Bang Bang

By: Chelsea Handler
Narrated by: Chelsea Handler
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Life doesn't get more hilarious than when Chelsea Handler takes aim with her irreverent wit. Who else would send all-staff emails to smoke out the dumbest people on her show? Now, in this new collection of original essays, the number-one best-selling author of Are You There, Vodka? It's Me, Chelsea delivers one laugh-out-loud moment after another as she sets her sights on the ridiculous side of childhood, adulthood, and daughterhood.

Family moments are fair game, whether it's writing a report on Reaganomics to earn a Cabbage Patch doll, or teaching her father social graces by ordering him to stay indoors. It's open season on her love life, from playing a prank on her boyfriend (using a ravioli, a fake autopsy, and the Santa Monica pier) to adopting a dog so she can snuggle with someone who doesn't talk. And everyone better duck for cover when her beach vacation turns into matchmaking gone wild. Outrageously funny and deliciously wicked, Chelsea Chelsea Bang Bang is good good good good!

Being unpopular: "My parents couldn't have been more unreasonable when it came to fads or clothes that weren't purchased at a pharmacy."

Living with her boyfriend: "He's similar to a large toddler, the only difference being he doesn't cry when he wakes up."

Appreciating her brother: "He's a certified public accountant, and I have a real life."

Arm-wrestling a maid of honor: "It wasn't her strength that intimidated me. It was the starry way her eyes focused on me, like Mike Tyson getting ready to feed."

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©2010 Chelsea Handler (P)2014 Hachette Audio
Funny Witty Feel-Good
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Hilarious Storytelling • Personal Anecdotes • Engaging Narration • Entertaining Experiences • Witty Humor
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Only a few months into discovering the wit, and radical honesty of Chelsea Handler, has an advantage of total emmersion into all things Chelsea. Her stories are unusually, humorous. So much so I found my self asking myself, is she for real??? My favorite parts were the slumber party discovery and her dad's rental property dream or nightmare, depending on who is talking about it. I love that she is who she is, loved or hated no in between.

Raw, Funny, Keep Guessing...

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This book is hysterical and had me laughing out loud the majority of the time. Highly recommend!

Hysterical

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AND I LOVE HER FOR IT

Hilarious from start to finish, just like all her audio books

Chelsea is a sassy sociopath

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Chelsea handler is very funny... And I enjoy to listen to her hilarious life experience. I recommend this audio book:)

Very funny!

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Funny, entertaining, and ridiculous stories but I didn't know where it was going. Worth listening to, though.

Not sure.

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Can't get enough of Chelsea!! The best way for me to escape an awful day at work. Uganda be kidding me is my #1 and this follows suit closely behind!

Hilarious

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absolutely hysterical I laughed so hard I cried thanks for the escape from political correctness & complaints about life. It was great to laugh at all her shenanigans both real & made up.

hilarious

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loved it this one had my laughing out loud can't wait for the next adventure Chelsea will tell us about :-) .

a total laugh out loud 😂😂😂

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I Love it my favorite so far. Chelsea handler is a comedic genius. I'm looking forward to listening to her other books

fantastic and funny

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i LOVE Chelsea Handler she is the best so funny & so real & i just will listen to anything she writes ❤

A good listen

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