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Chelsea Chelsea Bang Bang

By: Chelsea Handler
Narrated by: Chelsea Handler
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Life doesn't get more hilarious than when Chelsea Handler takes aim with her irreverent wit. Who else would send all-staff emails to smoke out the dumbest people on her show? Now, in this new collection of original essays, the number-one best-selling author of Are You There, Vodka? It's Me, Chelsea delivers one laugh-out-loud moment after another as she sets her sights on the ridiculous side of childhood, adulthood, and daughterhood.

Family moments are fair game, whether it's writing a report on Reaganomics to earn a Cabbage Patch doll, or teaching her father social graces by ordering him to stay indoors. It's open season on her love life, from playing a prank on her boyfriend (using a ravioli, a fake autopsy, and the Santa Monica pier) to adopting a dog so she can snuggle with someone who doesn't talk. And everyone better duck for cover when her beach vacation turns into matchmaking gone wild. Outrageously funny and deliciously wicked, Chelsea Chelsea Bang Bang is good good good good!

Being unpopular: "My parents couldn't have been more unreasonable when it came to fads or clothes that weren't purchased at a pharmacy."

Living with her boyfriend: "He's similar to a large toddler, the only difference being he doesn't cry when he wakes up."

Appreciating her brother: "He's a certified public accountant, and I have a real life."

Arm-wrestling a maid of honor: "It wasn't her strength that intimidated me. It was the starry way her eyes focused on me, like Mike Tyson getting ready to feed."

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©2010 Chelsea Handler (P)2014 Hachette Audio
Biographies & Memoirs Comedy & Humor Funny Witty Feel-Good
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Raw, Funny, Keep Guessing...

Only a few months into discovering the wit, and radical honesty of Chelsea Handler, has an advantage of total emmersion into all things Chelsea. Her stories are unusually, humorous. So much so I found my self asking myself, is she for real??? My favorite parts were the slumber party discovery and her dad's rental property dream or nightmare, depending on who is talking about it. I love that she is who she is, loved or hated no in between.

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Hysterical

This book is hysterical and had me laughing out loud the majority of the time. Highly recommend!

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Chelsea is a sassy sociopath

AND I LOVE HER FOR IT

Hilarious from start to finish, just like all her audio books

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Very funny!

Chelsea handler is very funny... And I enjoy to listen to her hilarious life experience. I recommend this audio book:)

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Not sure.

Funny, entertaining, and ridiculous stories but I didn't know where it was going. Worth listening to, though.

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LOVED, HILARIOUS, Want to be her friend

What was one of the most memorable moments of Chelsea Chelsea Bang Bang?

Her father. He's so hilarious and stories about him get me every time.

Have you listened to any of Chelsea Handler’s other performances before? How does this one compare?

Yes - they are all amazing and this one is no different.

Was this a book you wanted to listen to all in one sitting?

Not really - I like to spread it out over a week or so.

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Tears. Tears!!!

Would you consider the audio edition of Chelsea Chelsea Bang Bang to be better than the print version?

Because of the delivery! Read by the author!

Who was your favorite character and why?

CHELSEA is HYSTERICAL!!! :)

Which character – as performed by Chelsea Handler – was your favorite?

Chelsea of course.

Was this a book you wanted to listen to all in one sitting?

YES!!! I would drive around town to keep listening.

Any additional comments?

I found myself laughing so hysterically that I literally had tears streaming down my face...at 5am...on a long drive for a business trip. Made the trip suck WAY less. :)

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Chelsea is my BFF

OK, so Chelsea isn't really my BFF, but I love every single one of her audio books! She reads them like only she can, and I laugh more listening than I did reading them myself.

Funny note: If you listen carefully to the chapter 'Water Olympics', you'll hear Chelsea accidentally call her brother Glenn by the name of Gary at one point. Oops? :)

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Soooo funny

I’ve listened to This book 3 times already and laugh hysterically every time! Thanks Chelsea

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The Best Laugh

Chelsea Handy, 😆 Is hilarious . She will make you wet your pants. Love her ❤

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