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Chelsea Handler
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Chelsea Handler
About this listen
Life doesn't get more hilarious than when Chelsea Handler takes aim with her irreverent wit. Who else would send all-staff emails to smoke out the dumbest people on her show? Now, in this new collection of original essays, the number-one best-selling author of Are You There, Vodka? It's Me, Chelsea delivers one laugh-out-loud moment after another as she sets her sights on the ridiculous side of childhood, adulthood, and daughterhood.
Family moments are fair game, whether it's writing a report on Reaganomics to earn a Cabbage Patch doll, or teaching her father social graces by ordering him to stay indoors. It's open season on her love life, from playing a prank on her boyfriend (using a ravioli, a fake autopsy, and the Santa Monica pier) to adopting a dog so she can snuggle with someone who doesn't talk. And everyone better duck for cover when her beach vacation turns into matchmaking gone wild. Outrageously funny and deliciously wicked, Chelsea Chelsea Bang Bang is good good good good!
Being unpopular: "My parents couldn't have been more unreasonable when it came to fads or clothes that weren't purchased at a pharmacy."
Living with her boyfriend: "He's similar to a large toddler, the only difference being he doesn't cry when he wakes up."
Appreciating her brother: "He's a certified public accountant, and I have a real life."
Arm-wrestling a maid of honor: "It wasn't her strength that intimidated me. It was the starry way her eyes focused on me, like Mike Tyson getting ready to feed."
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Mindy Kaling has lived many lives: the obedient child of immigrant professionals, a timid chubster afraid of her own bike, a Ben Affleck–impersonating Off-Broadway performer and playwright, and, finally, a comedy writer and actress prone to starting fights with her friends and coworkers with the sentence “Can I just say one last thing about this, and then I swear I’ll shut up about it?”
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If you like Mindy, you'll enjoy this listen.
- By Lisa on 01-04-12
By: Mindy Kaling
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Girl Walks into a Bar...
- Comedy Calamities, Dating Disasters, and a Midlife Miracle
- By: Rachel Dratch
- Narrated by: Rachel Dratch
- Length: 5 hrs and 12 mins
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Anyone who saw an episode of Saturday Night Live between 1999 and 2006 knows Rachel Dratch. She was hilarious! So what happened to her? After a misbegotten part as Jenna on the pilot of 30 Rock, Dratch was only getting offered roles as "Lesbians. Secretaries. Sometimes secretaries who are lesbians." Her career at a low point, Dratch suddenly had time for yoga, dog- sitting, learning Spanish - and dating. After all, what did a forty-something single woman living in New York have to lose?
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Flowing comedic reality
- By Steve on 05-01-12
By: Rachel Dratch
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Kathy Griffin's Celebrity Run-Ins
- My A-Z Index
- By: Kathy Griffin
- Narrated by: Kathy Griffin
- Length: 8 hrs and 30 mins
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From New York Times best-selling author Kathy Griffin, an A-Z compendium of the celebrities she's met over the years and the jaw-dropping, charming, and sometimes bizarre anecdotes only she can tell about them. Starting with Woody Allen and making pit stops with Demi Lovato, Leonardo DiCaprio, and Donald Trump, Kathy Griffin finally lifts the veil on her never-before-told run-ins with the famous and the infamous.
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Kathy hit it out of the park!
- By Josh P on 01-15-17
By: Kathy Griffin
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Wildflower
- By: Drew Barrymore
- Narrated by: Drew Barrymore
- Length: 7 hrs and 5 mins
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Wildflower is a portrait of Drew's life in stories as she looks back on the adventures, challenges, and incredible experiences of her earlier years. It includes tales of living on her own at 14 (and how laundry may have saved her life), getting stuck in a gas station overhang on a cross-country road trip, saying good-bye to her father in a way only he could have understood, and many more adventures and lessons that have led her to the successful, happy, and healthy place she is today.
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Hold the shrieking !
- By Dawne on 11-27-15
By: Drew Barrymore
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You'll Never Blue Ball in This Town Again
- One Woman's Painfully Funny Quest to Give It Up
- By: Heather McDonald
- Narrated by: Heather McDonald
- Length: 3 hrs and 30 mins
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You’ll Never Blue Ball in This Town Again is the laugh-out-loud story of an attractive Los Angeles woman who found herself in the predicament of being an unwilling virgin. Whether in a backseat, a community pool, or a sports stadium, with a frat boy, a doctor, or an A-list celebrity, Heather McDonald knew how to turn those boys blue, which provided her with hilarious stories and adventures in her search for true love - and, ultimately, her very own happy ending.
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Hooray for me and screw You!!!
- By Buck on 11-01-16
By: Heather McDonald
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Has Anyone Seen My Pants?
- By: Sarah Colonna
- Narrated by: Sarah Colonna
- Length: 6 hrs and 21 mins
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Has Anyone Seen My Pants? is a laugh-out-loud trip around America (and Mexico!) with Sarah as she braves crying in nail salons, mother-daughter road trips, Iowan casinos, and single-shaming resorts. From a fling-gone-wrong to friend breakups and a new romance, Sarah's signature wit and sharp observations take you on a journey at once so deviously funny and surprisingly compassionate that it might just steal your heart - not to mention your pants.
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clearance shelf material
- By lisa martinez on 04-28-15
By: Sarah Colonna
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In Conclusion, Don't Worry About It
- By: Lauren Graham
- Narrated by: Lauren Graham
- Length: 28 mins
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In this expansion of her 2017 commencement speech at her hometown Langley High, Lauren Graham reflects in her hilarious, relatable voice on growing up, pursuing your dreams, and living in the here and now. "Whatever path you choose, whatever career you decide to go after, the important thing," she writes, "is that you keep finding joy in what you're doing, especially when the joy isn't finding you." She reminds us to be curious and compassionate, no matter where life takes you.
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Too short
- By Stacy G. on 04-03-18
By: Lauren Graham
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The Woman in Me
- By: Britney Spears
- Narrated by: Michelle Williams, Britney Spears - introduction
- Length: 5 hrs and 31 mins
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In June 2021, the whole world was listening as Britney Spears spoke in open court. The impact of sharing her voice—her truth—was undeniable, and it changed the course of her life and the lives of countless others. The Woman in Me reveals for the first time her incredible journey—and the strength at the core of one of the greatest performers in pop music history. Written with remarkable candor and humor, Spears’s groundbreaking book illuminates the enduring power of music and love—and the importance of a woman telling her own story, on her own terms, at last.
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Lack of transparency
- By Lori K on 10-31-23
By: Britney Spears
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Have I Told You This Already?
- Stories I Don't Want to Forget to Remember
- By: Lauren Graham
- Narrated by: Lauren Graham
- Length: 4 hrs and 23 mins
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From the beloved star of Gilmore Girls and the New York Times bestselling author of Talking as Fast as I Can comes a candid, insightful, and wildly entertaining essay collection.
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Another Great one from Lauren!
- By Alisa Cross on 05-06-23
By: Lauren Graham
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- Janna C.
- 10-06-16
Raw, Funny, Keep Guessing...
Only a few months into discovering the wit, and radical honesty of Chelsea Handler, has an advantage of total emmersion into all things Chelsea. Her stories are unusually, humorous. So much so I found my self asking myself, is she for real??? My favorite parts were the slumber party discovery and her dad's rental property dream or nightmare, depending on who is talking about it. I love that she is who she is, loved or hated no in between.
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- Jennie B.
- 09-17-18
Hysterical
This book is hysterical and had me laughing out loud the majority of the time. Highly recommend!
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- Cristian Sullivan
- 12-27-18
Chelsea is a sassy sociopath
AND I LOVE HER FOR IT
Hilarious from start to finish, just like all her audio books
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- rotem
- 12-31-14
Very funny!
Chelsea handler is very funny... And I enjoy to listen to her hilarious life experience. I recommend this audio book:)
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- Bianca
- 08-13-16
Not sure.
Funny, entertaining, and ridiculous stories but I didn't know where it was going. Worth listening to, though.
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- L. Kay
- 03-09-15
Hilarious
Can't get enough of Chelsea!! The best way for me to escape an awful day at work. Uganda be kidding me is my #1 and this follows suit closely behind!
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- heather
- 07-21-15
hilarious
absolutely hysterical I laughed so hard I cried thanks for the escape from political correctness & complaints about life. It was great to laugh at all her shenanigans both real & made up.
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- Patty Wendling
- 04-10-16
a total laugh out loud 😂😂😂
loved it this one had my laughing out loud can't wait for the next adventure Chelsea will tell us about :-) .
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- Ashley Jensen
- 03-19-15
fantastic and funny
I Love it my favorite so far. Chelsea handler is a comedic genius. I'm looking forward to listening to her other books
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- Kalee Stata
- 01-18-20
A good listen
i LOVE Chelsea Handler she is the best so funny & so real & i just will listen to anything she writes ❤
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