When She's Merry
A Risdaverse Novella
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Narrated by:
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Jillian Macie
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Mason Lloyd
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Ruby Dixon
About this listen
Homesteading on the remote farm planet Risda III can be lonely. So when I notice that my neighbor isn't doing so well, I ask for help to give her a Christmas celebration to brighten her spirits.
Unfortunately, the person helping me is Sinath, the most infuriating male alien ever. He's got a weird sense of humor. He doesn't know what a Christmas tree is. He even tried to exterminate my pet rodent.
And he keeps staring at my mouth, and yet refuses to kiss me. The nerve.
But Sinath is easy to be around, corny jokes and all. He knows just what my friend is going through. And he's a surprisingly good snuggler.
This is either going to be a complete disaster...or the merriest holiday ever.
Contains mature themes.
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Nancy Friday's taboo-shattering best seller My Secret Garden is the most popular and controversial book of women's sexual fantasies ever published. Women who feared their erotic fantasies called it scandalous. Women who recognized their own fantasies in its pages, rejoiced. Outspoken, graphic, vulnerable and shameless, My Secret Garden is a classic study of female sexuality. Friday interviewed hundreds of women from every part of the country to learn their sexual private thoughts, and she listened like no one else.
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Great read! Even for men!
- By Thomas Carter on 12-31-18
By: Nancy Friday
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Dark Notes
- By: Pam Godwin
- Narrated by: Ava Erickson, Tad Branson
- Length: 13 hrs and 39 mins
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They call me a slut. Maybe I am. Sometimes I do things I despise. Sometimes men take without asking. But I have a musical gift, only a year left of high school, and a plan. With one obstacle. Emeric Marceaux doesn’t just take. He seizes my will power and bangs it like a dark note. When he commands me to play, I want to give him everything. I kneel for his punishments, tremble for his touch, and risk it all for our stolen moments.
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My favorite book of all time - even better in audio 🔥🔥🔥
- By Anonymous User on 04-02-18
By: Pam Godwin
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- Kay
- 05-30-24
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This Risdaverse series has REALLY pulled me in. I love hearing how the new farming inhabitants are making a living and finding mates.
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- 🔥 Phx17 🔥
- 06-15-24
Low angst, high feels novella
Like any good holiday romance, there’s very little conflict here. She’s had bad experiences with aliens and he’s grossed out by the idea of unsanitary kisses and pets who shed. There’s mild treatment of family loss and holiday blues … and then it all unwraps into effortless dating and sexy times.
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