Lancelot Schaubert
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Bell Hammers
- The True Folk Tale of Little Egypt, Illinois
- By: Lancelot Schaubert
- Narrated by: Lancelot Schaubert
- Length: 7 hrs and 29 mins
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Remmy grows up with Beth in Bellhammer, Illinois as oil and coal companies rob the land of everything that made it paradise. Under his Grandad, he learns how to properly prank his neighbors, friends, and foes....
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For fans of Josh Ritter
- By Chris Lane on 07-29-23
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Bell Hammers
- The True Folk Tale of Little Egypt, Illinois
- Narrated by: Lancelot Schaubert
- Length: 7 hrs and 29 mins
- Release date: 03-09-23
- Language: English
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The Blissful Dreams of Long Ago: An Alzheimer's Short Story
- Vale Short Stories, Book 1
- By: Lancelot Schaubert
- Narrated by: Theo Holland
- Length: 21 mins
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This story made the editor cry every time he read it. Most stories about Alzheimer's and dementia end with a depressing note, a bleak hope, a grasping at humanity as everything, eventually, fades....
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Lemonade Anyone!
- By kutzkai on 09-02-20
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The Blissful Dreams of Long Ago: An Alzheimer's Short Story
- Vale Short Stories, Book 1
- Narrated by: Theo Holland
- Series: Vale Short Stories, Book 1
- Length: 21 mins
- Release date: 08-06-20
- Language: English
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2π28.57mm
- Vale Short Stories, Book 12
- By: Lancelot Schaubert
- Narrated by: Daniel Dorse
- Length: 18 mins
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I woke to a mass of men writhing and broken, moving as one in their attempt to reach that great circle of light. They looked like ants, but ants without exoskeletons: their soft bits shredding, their hard bits breaking, to make a sort of chicken-leg jello out of humanity....
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Surreal and terrifying
- By Sara on 11-16-22
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2π28.57mm
- Vale Short Stories, Book 12
- Narrated by: Daniel Dorse
- Series: Vale Short Stories, Book 12
- Length: 18 mins
- Release date: 03-10-21
- Language: English
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Penmanship Faculties
- Vale Short Stories, Book 15
- By: Lancelot Schaubert
- Narrated by: Daniel Dorse
- Length: 18 mins
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Went to the doctor, complained about my immune system, asked about supplements. He smirked. Asked him if something's funny. He called American supplements ignorant. Said he had something better, just approved. "Nanoimmunity bot". Looked like aspirin....
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Penmanship Faculties
- By Jay Rose on 03-18-22
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Penmanship Faculties
- Vale Short Stories, Book 15
- Narrated by: Daniel Dorse
- Length: 18 mins
- Release date: 12-30-20
- Language: English
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160 Lug Nuts
- Vale Short Stories, Book 10
- By: Lancelot Schaubert
- Narrated by: Daniel Dorse
- Length: 12 mins
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Who in Galactic Central Command gives a rip about some lug nuts and a requisition form? I mean, who really cares that a systems engineer ordered 160 of them? Except those lug nuts changed everything and now he's called before a court marshal....
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Funny!
- By Beckett Family on 07-24-22
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160 Lug Nuts
- Vale Short Stories, Book 10
- Narrated by: Daniel Dorse
- Series: Vale Short Stories, Book 10
- Length: 12 mins
- Release date: 06-29-20
- Language: English
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Womb Rovers
- An A.R.C. Short Story
- By: Lancelot Schaubert
- Narrated by: Theo Holland
- Length: 33 mins
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At 10-feet, four inches tall, Gowanus was the runt of the litter. Working the mines of No’ad took strength and height, unless you had the smarts to be able to help the dwarves invent and build new mining tools....
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Womb Rovers
- By kutzkai on 09-03-20
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Womb Rovers
- An A.R.C. Short Story
- Narrated by: Theo Holland
- Length: 33 mins
- Release date: 11-20-19
- Language: English
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Portrait of the Nonartist
- Vale Short Stories, Book 8
- By: Lancelot Schaubert
- Narrated by: Daniel Dorse
- Length: 19 mins
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Mom and dad wanted him to write the next great American novel, so he had a typewriter gathering dust in a closet. They wanted him to compose a symphony that would get him to Julliard or at least U of I. They wanted him to DJ the local radio and work his way up to NBC....
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19 Minutes Of Gold
- By kutzkai on 09-02-20
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Portrait of the Nonartist
- Vale Short Stories, Book 8
- Narrated by: Daniel Dorse
- Series: Vale Short Stories, Book 8
- Length: 19 mins
- Release date: 06-29-20
- Language: English
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Cast
- Vale Short Stories, Book 13
- Narrated by: Daniel Dorse
- Series: Vale Short Stories, Book 13
- Length: 1 hr and 9 mins
- Release date: 08-28-23
- Language: English
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Of Gods and Globes
- By: Emily Munro, Lancelot Schaubert, Anne Greenwood Brown, and others
- Narrated by: Daniel Dorse
- Length: 4 hrs and 26 mins
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From what we have relearned in recent history about the way magnetism, gravity, centrifugal and centripetal force, as well as the many other forces one giant body exerts upon another, we know the medievalists had it right all along.
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Good for when you just want something to pass the time
- By L.j. on 05-31-22
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Of Gods and Globes
- Narrated by: Daniel Dorse
- Length: 4 hrs and 26 mins
- Release date: 11-24-20
- Language: English
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The Encounter Stories
- By: Lancelot Schaubert
- Narrated by: T.J. Allen
- Length: 32 mins
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How do teenagers confront the problems of life in real, hard ways? These stories - all originally published in Encounter - were written with teenagers in mind....
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Just So So
- By kutzkai on 12-08-20
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The Encounter Stories
- Narrated by: T.J. Allen
- Length: 32 mins
- Release date: 11-19-20
- Language: English
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Carry Cannons by Our Side
- An A.R.C. Story
- By: Lancelot Schaubert
- Narrated by: Theo Holland
- Length: 49 mins
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A young pirate-in-training shadows his dad as his father chases down the man who stole his cargo. Confronted with cannons, the young pirate fears their tiny 15-man crew will die quickly, but his father shows him a magic more powerful than all the cannon fire in the world....
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intriguing
- By G. Parlee on 04-30-22
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Carry Cannons by Our Side
- An A.R.C. Story
- Narrated by: Theo Holland
- Length: 49 mins
- Release date: 11-20-19
- Language: English
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When Timbers Start (A Bell Hammers Short)
- Vale Short Stories, Book 4
- By: Lancelot Schaubert
- Narrated by: Daniel Dorse
- Length: 11 mins
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Originally published in The New Haven Review, this story features a young married couple who struggle through the rough landscape of Southern Illinois in the late 1950s....
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Sears Roebuck & A Tornado
- By kutzkai on 09-02-20
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When Timbers Start (A Bell Hammers Short)
- Vale Short Stories, Book 4
- Narrated by: Daniel Dorse
- Series: Vale Short Stories, Book 4
- Length: 11 mins
- Release date: 07-20-20
- Language: English
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Earth Swallowed
- Vale Short Stories, Book 5
- By: Lancelot Schaubert
- Narrated by: Daniel Dorse
- Length: 14 mins
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A blue-collar hoarder sorts through the treasures of his lost past while his kids play on the scaffolding outside. He keeps ignoring the tremors in both the memories and the present....
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Old Treasures
- By kutzkai on 09-02-20
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Earth Swallowed
- Vale Short Stories, Book 5
- Narrated by: Daniel Dorse
- Series: Vale Short Stories, Book 5
- Length: 14 mins
- Release date: 07-21-20
- Language: English
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Of Gods and Globes II: A Cosmic Anthology
- By: Lancelot Schaubert, Kaaron Warren, Howard Andrew Jones, and others
- Narrated by: Daniel Dorse
- Length: 10 hrs and 36 mins
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Once more, my friends and colleagues and I have banded together to compose literature connecting astronomy and mythology to create Of Gods and Globes II. Each one of us chose a name that connected astronomy and mythology....
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Of Gods and Globes II: A Cosmic Anthology
- Narrated by: Daniel Dorse
- Length: 10 hrs and 36 mins
- Release date: 11-12-20
- Language: English
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The Blimps of Venus
- An ARC Short Story
- By: Lancelot Schaubert
- Narrated by: Sadie Pepperrell
- Length: 48 mins
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When the æristocracy decides to withdraw their blimps from the Venusian economy and head back to an abandoned Earth, the surf-turned-æristocrat Sir Thomas begins tearing down their entire economy in order to save millions of lives....
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The Blimps of Venus
- By Jay Rose on 03-22-22
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The Blimps of Venus
- An ARC Short Story
- Narrated by: Sadie Pepperrell
- Length: 48 mins
- Release date: 12-01-20
- Language: English
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Pigment
- Vale Short Stories, Book 14
- By: Lancelot Schaubert
- Narrated by: Daniel Dorse
- Length: 19 mins
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How can one cave man stack wood, build fire, hunt beast, and clean nail? Especially since they’d lost their water basins on top of...well...on top of every tool for survival she’d gathered over the years....
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Good Short Listen
- By kutzkai on 04-09-22
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Pigment
- Vale Short Stories, Book 14
- Narrated by: Daniel Dorse
- Length: 19 mins
- Release date: 12-22-20
- Language: English
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16 oz.
- Vale Short Stories, Book 11
- By: Lancelot Schaubert
- Narrated by: Daniel Dorse
- Length: 8 mins
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Out of time and place, Wreaker walks into a coffee shop on Long Island. They do not take gold bullion for payment. They do not hand pluck their tea leaves from the tree of life. Their tables can't even support the weight of Öfugr, his sacred ancient weapon....
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The Cookie Monster
- By kutzkai on 09-03-20
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16 oz.
- Vale Short Stories, Book 11
- Narrated by: Daniel Dorse
- Series: Vale Short Stories, Book 11
- Length: 8 mins
- Release date: 08-06-20
- Language: English
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∞ Falls 1 Stand
- Vale Short Stories, Book 9
- By: Lancelot Schaubert
- Narrated by: Daniel Dorse
- Length: 14 mins
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As aliens from the future try to deny the reality of the Joplin falls due to its prevalence in 21st-century art, Stacy uses everything in his power to defend the river....
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Abducted In Joplin
- By kutzkai on 09-02-20
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∞ Falls 1 Stand
- Vale Short Stories, Book 9
- Narrated by: Daniel Dorse
- Series: Vale Short Stories, Book 9
- Length: 14 mins
- Release date: 07-02-20
- Language: English
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Tap and Die
- By: Lancelot Schaubert
- Narrated by: Daniel Dorse
- Length: 2 hrs and 13 mins
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A cowboy separated from his wife visits an ambassador's gala above an active volcano. Magical terrorists attack. Separated from his clothes and family, he must wield a lightning wand against an invading army in hopes to set the fantastic world's diplomats free....
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Tap and Die
- Narrated by: Daniel Dorse
- Length: 2 hrs and 13 mins
- Release date: 09-28-23
- Language: English
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