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Bestsellers
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Tales from the Gas Station, Volume Two
- By: Jack Townsend
- Narrated by: Jon Grilz
- Length: 9 hrs and 22 mins
- Unabridged
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Nightshift clerk and high-functioning insomniac Jack is back to work, trying his best to keep out of trouble.
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Love everything
- By MidLife Learner on 09-21-24
By: Jack Townsend
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Piglet
- A Novel
- By: Lottie Hazell
- Narrated by: Rebekah Hinds
- Length: 7 hrs and 35 mins
- Unabridged
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An elegant, razor-sharp debut about women's ambitions and appetites—and the truth about having it all....
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Revelation through Food
- By M.A. on 10-07-24
By: Lottie Hazell
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The Man Who Saw Seconds
- By: Alexander Boldizar
- Narrated by: Tony Beltran
- Length: 9 hrs and 36 mins
- Unabridged
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Preble Jefferson can see five seconds into the future. Otherwise, he lives an ordinary life. But when a confrontation with a cop on a New York City subway goes tragically wrong, those seconds give Preble the chance to dodge a bullet, causing another man to die in his place.
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Whoa. A very wild, thinky ride!
- By Sandy Gelpieryn on 05-27-24
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The Prophet and the Idiot
- A Novel
- By: Jonas Jonasson, Rachel Wilson-Broyles - translator
- Narrated by: Peter Kenny
- Length: 10 hrs and 7 mins
- Unabridged
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In the fading days of late summer, 2011, self-taught astrophysicist Petra has calculated that the atmosphere will collapse in a few weeks’ time—on September 21, at approximately 9:20 pm—ending the world as we know it....
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The performer’s impersonation are so cringe
- By ESTHER on 06-11-24
By: Jonas Jonasson, and others
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Don Quijote de la Mancha
- By: Miguel de Cervantes
- Narrated by: Eladio Ramos, Jesús Ramos
- Length: 37 hrs and 52 mins
- Unabridged
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Tras saber que el Turco baja por la costa con una peligrosa armada, Don Alonso Quijano, el caballero don Quijote de la Mancha, saldrá, una vez más....
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Viva el Quijote! Tan valeroso como discreto!
- By Chris on 09-05-17
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Invitation to a Beheading
- By: Vladimir Nabokov
- Narrated by: Stefan Rudnicki
- Length: 6 hrs and 10 mins
- Unabridged
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In an unnamed dream country, the young man Cincinnatus C. is condemned to death by beheading for "gnostical turpitude." an imaginary crime that defies definition....
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Nabokov's Strange Violin Playing in the Void
- By Darwin8u on 10-28-12
By: Vladimir Nabokov
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Tales from the Gas Station, Volume Two
- By: Jack Townsend
- Narrated by: Jon Grilz
- Length: 9 hrs and 22 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall
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Performance
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Story
Nightshift clerk and high-functioning insomniac Jack is back to work, trying his best to keep out of trouble.
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Love everything
- By MidLife Learner on 09-21-24
By: Jack Townsend
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Piglet
- A Novel
- By: Lottie Hazell
- Narrated by: Rebekah Hinds
- Length: 7 hrs and 35 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall
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Performance
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Story
An elegant, razor-sharp debut about women's ambitions and appetites—and the truth about having it all....
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Revelation through Food
- By M.A. on 10-07-24
By: Lottie Hazell
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The Man Who Saw Seconds
- By: Alexander Boldizar
- Narrated by: Tony Beltran
- Length: 9 hrs and 36 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall
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Performance
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Story
Preble Jefferson can see five seconds into the future. Otherwise, he lives an ordinary life. But when a confrontation with a cop on a New York City subway goes tragically wrong, those seconds give Preble the chance to dodge a bullet, causing another man to die in his place.
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Whoa. A very wild, thinky ride!
- By Sandy Gelpieryn on 05-27-24
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The Prophet and the Idiot
- A Novel
- By: Jonas Jonasson, Rachel Wilson-Broyles - translator
- Narrated by: Peter Kenny
- Length: 10 hrs and 7 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall
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Performance
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In the fading days of late summer, 2011, self-taught astrophysicist Petra has calculated that the atmosphere will collapse in a few weeks’ time—on September 21, at approximately 9:20 pm—ending the world as we know it....
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The performer’s impersonation are so cringe
- By ESTHER on 06-11-24
By: Jonas Jonasson, and others
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Don Quijote de la Mancha
- By: Miguel de Cervantes
- Narrated by: Eladio Ramos, Jesús Ramos
- Length: 37 hrs and 52 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall
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Performance
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Tras saber que el Turco baja por la costa con una peligrosa armada, Don Alonso Quijano, el caballero don Quijote de la Mancha, saldrá, una vez más....
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Viva el Quijote! Tan valeroso como discreto!
- By Chris on 09-05-17
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Invitation to a Beheading
- By: Vladimir Nabokov
- Narrated by: Stefan Rudnicki
- Length: 6 hrs and 10 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall
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Performance
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Story
In an unnamed dream country, the young man Cincinnatus C. is condemned to death by beheading for "gnostical turpitude." an imaginary crime that defies definition....
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Nabokov's Strange Violin Playing in the Void
- By Darwin8u on 10-28-12
By: Vladimir Nabokov
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Harold
- By: Steven Wright
- Narrated by: Steven Wright
- Length: 5 hrs and 30 mins
- Unabridged
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Uniquely humorous and deeply profound, Harold documents the meandering, surreal, often hilarious, and always thought-provoking stream-of-consciousness ruminations of a 1960s third grader during a single day in class....
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Yes, Harold?
- By DC333 on 06-27-23
By: Steven Wright
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It Lasts Forever and Then It's Over
- By: Anne de Marcken
- Narrated by: Jessica Preddy
- Length: 3 hrs and 38 mins
- Unabridged
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Traveling across the landscapes of time and of space, heading always west, and carrying a dead but laconically opinionated crow in her chest, our undead narrator encounters and loses parts of her body and her self in one terrifying, hilarious, and heartbreaking situation after another.
By: Anne de Marcken
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Woo Woo
- A Novel
- By: Ella Baxter
- Narrated by: Cat Gould
- Length: 5 hrs and 48 mins
- Unabridged
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A thrilling and eccentric novel about what it means to make art as a woman, and about the powerful forces of voyeurism, power, obsession, and online performance.
By: Ella Baxter
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A Happy Death
- By: Albert Camus
- Narrated by: Jefferson Mays
- Length: 4 hrs and 38 mins
- Abridged
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In his first novel, A Happy Death, written when he was in his early 20s and retrieved from his private papers following his death in 1960, Albert Camus laid the foundation for The Stranger, focusing in both works on an Algerian clerk who kills a man in cold blood....
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Camus Secret Masterpiece
- By Samuel Cohen on 08-03-19
By: Albert Camus
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Zero Stars, Do Not Recommend
- By: MJ Wassmer
- Narrated by: Stephen R. Thorne
- Length: 11 hrs and 3 mins
- Unabridged
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Professional underachiever Dan Foster is finally taking a vacation. Sure, his life has been average at best, and yeah, he’s never quite lived up to his potential. But after a few Miller Lites in paradise with his girlfriend, Mara, things are starting to look up. Then the sun explodes....
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What a great book.
- By JW on 08-10-24
By: MJ Wassmer
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Sweet, Sweet Revenge Ltd.
- A Novel
- By: Jonas Jonasson
- Narrated by: Peter Kenny
- Length: 9 hrs and 5 mins
- Unabridged
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The beloved author of The Hundred-Year-Old Man Who Climbed Out of the Window and Disappeared returns with an enchanting adventure that skewers the greed and hypocrisy that dominates our time and holds lessons about what’s truly important in life....
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Entertaining
- By Alek Grant on 07-17-24
By: Jonas Jonasson
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Don Quijote de la Mancha [Don Quixote]
- By: Miguel de Cervantes
- Narrated by: full cast
- Length: 5 hrs and 24 mins
- Abridged
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FonoLibro, el líder en audiolibros en español, celebra los 400 años de la obra mas importante y universal de nuestra lengua Las Aventuras del Ingenioso Hidalgo Don Quijote de La Mancha....
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Wonderfully read!
- By Claude on 04-27-08
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Pale Fire
- By: Vladimir Nabokov
- Narrated by: Marc Vietor, Robert Blumenfeld
- Length: 9 hrs and 19 mins
- Unabridged
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A 999 line poem in heroic couplets, divided into 4 cantos, was composed - according to Nabokov's fiction - by John Francis Shade, an obsessively methodical man, during the last 20 days of his life....
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An amazing feat for such a unique novel
- By AmazonCustomer on 03-27-12
By: Vladimir Nabokov
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Life Ceremony
- Stories
- By: Sayaka Murata
- Narrated by: Emily Woo Zeller, Jeena Yi, Nancy Wu, and others
- Length: 5 hrs and 55 mins
- Unabridged
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The long-awaited first short story-collection by the author of the cult sensation Convenience Store Woman, tales of weird love, heartfelt friendships, and the unsettling nature of human existence....
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Interesting concept but boring story
- By Roberta Marques on 09-06-24
By: Sayaka Murata
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Trout Fishing in America
- A Novel
- By: Richard Brautigan
- Narrated by: Chris Andrew Ciulla
- Length: 3 hrs and 29 mins
- Unabridged
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Trout Fishing in America is an indescribable romp, by turns a hilarious, playful, and melancholy novel that wanders from San Francisco through America's culture....
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Bizarre
- By Arthur on 07-30-17
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Lunatics
- A Novel
- By: Dave Barry, Alan Zweibel
- Narrated by: Dave Barry, Mark Thompson, Sean Kenin, and others
- Length: 7 hrs and 3 mins
- Unabridged
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One of them is a bestselling Pulitzer Prize-winning humorist. The other is a winner of the Thurber Prize for American Humor. Together, they form the League of Comic Justice, battling evildoers in the name of....
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This is funny -- like a train wreck
- By Vox Locus on 03-18-12
By: Dave Barry, and others
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Kappa
- By: Ryunosuke Akutagawa
- Narrated by: Wallace Shawn
- Length: 2 hrs and 5 mins
- Unabridged
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Akutagawa’s magical final work is a short novel with a magic spell all its own—poignant, fantastical, wry, melancholic, and witty.
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A commentary on societies
- By Jrod238 on 11-18-24
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Jimi Hendrix Live in Lviv
- A Novel
- By: Andrey Kurkov
- Narrated by: Andrew Byron
- Length: 10 hrs and 14 mins
- Unabridged
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Strange, almost magical, things are afoot in Lviv. Seagulls circle overhead while the passing breeze carries a briny whiff, even though the coast is far away. A ragtag group of aging hippies gather around a mysterious grave in Lychakiv Cemetery.
By: Andrey Kurkov
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A Universe Less Traveled
- Intersecting Worlds, Book 1
- By: Eric von Schrader
- Narrated by: Andy Coco, Jean Ponzi
- Length: 10 hrs and 13 mins
- Unabridged
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Billy Boustany uncovers a mystery that transforms his sleepy midwestern city into a vibrant metropolis of iridescent skyscrapers, wild parties, and eccentric characters. This parallel world offers the adventure of a lifetime, but it comes with a perilous secret.
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A Fun Journey through Two Worlds
- By Buddy Brannan on 05-18-22
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Die 13 1/2 Leben des Käpt'n Blaubär. Das Original
- Die legendäre Originalversion der Lesung von Dirk Bach - pur, ungekürzt, virtuos
- By: Walter Moers
- Narrated by: Dirk Bach
- Length: 18 hrs and 21 mins
- Unabridged
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Die legendäre Originalversion der Lesung von Dirk Bach – pur, ungekürzt, virtuos. Man schrieb das Jahr 2002, als Dirk Bach ins Studio ging und seine...
By: Walter Moers
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Life for Sale
- By: Yukio Mishima
- Narrated by: Kotaro Watanabe
- Length: 7 hrs and 20 mins
- Unabridged
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After botching a suicide attempt, salaryman Hanio Yamada decides to put his life up for sale in the classifieds section of a Tokyo newspaper. Soon interested parties come calling with increasingly bizarre requests and what follows is a madcap comedy of errors....
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Book is good - Narration is just terrible
- By Vyacheslav Varlakov on 03-12-21
By: Yukio Mishima
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Plastic
- A Novel
- By: Scott Guild
- Narrated by: Jorjeana Marie, Will Damron
- Length: 10 hrs and 4 mins
- Unabridged
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Erin is a plastic girl living in a plastic world. Every day she eats a breakfast of boiled chicken, then conveys her articulated body to Tablet Town, where she sells other figurines Smartbodies: wearable tech that allows full physical immersion in a virtual world....
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Unique
- By Anonymous User on 06-19-24
By: Scott Guild
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The Music of Chance
- By: Paul Auster
- Narrated by: Marc Vietor
- Length: 7 hrs and 51 mins
- Unabridged
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For Jim Nashe, it all started when he came into a small inheritance and left Boston in pursuit of a "life of freedom"....
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It keeps you reading... but whats the point?
- By James on 10-02-10
By: Paul Auster
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Little Siberia
- By: Antti Tuomainen
- Narrated by: Ville Leppanen, Jonathan Keeble
- Length: 8 hrs and 16 mins
- Unabridged
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A man with dark thoughts on his mind is racing along the remote snowy roads of Hurmevaara in Finland when there is flash in the sky and something crashes into the car....
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tepid, no theme
- By Taylor Glazier on 09-24-21
By: Antti Tuomainen
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Temporary
- By: Hilary Leichter
- Narrated by: Carly Robins
- Length: 5 hrs and 1 min
- Unabridged
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In Temporary, a young woman’s workplace is the size of the world. She fills increasingly bizarre placements in search of steadiness, connection, and something, at last, to call her own....
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Brilliant
- By E.K. Lanier on 03-06-20
By: Hilary Leichter
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The Immortal Conquistador
- By: Carrie Vaughn
- Narrated by: Neil Hellegers
- Length: 5 hrs and 33 mins
- Unabridged
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From Carrie Vaughn, author of the beloved Kitty Norville werewolf talk-show host series, comes the vampire origin story of Kitty's famed ally, Rick - and his sudden turn to darkness in the 17th century....
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Loved Immortal Conquistador!!!
- By Sherry T. on 05-09-20
By: Carrie Vaughn
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El proceso
- By: Franz Kafka
- Narrated by: Varios narradores
- Length: 8 hrs and 32 mins
- Unabridged
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La novela comienza con el arresto de Joseph K., un joven empleado de un banco, que se despierta en la pensión donde reside con la extraña...
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Un clásico
- By MrMonterrubio on 12-16-24
By: Franz Kafka
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Spaceman of Bohemia
- By: Jaroslav Kalfar
- Narrated by: Jot Davies
- Length: 11 hrs and 25 mins
- Unabridged
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An intergalactic odyssey of love, ambition, and self-discovery....
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A beautiful book
- By English Teacher on 04-09-18
By: Jaroslav Kalfar
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Stockholm
- A Novel
- By: Noa Yedlin
- Narrated by: Neil Hellegers, Rebecca Stern
- Length: 11 hrs and 24 mins
- Unabridged
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Avishay is up for the Nobel Prize for Economics. There’s just one problem—he’s dead. His four closest friends agree that the well-earned prize must stay within his grasp, and so conspire to conceal Avishay’s corpse until the committee’s announcement.
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Uninteresting
- By NYC lady on 01-09-24
By: Noa Yedlin
New releases
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Bateau's diary
- By: Cesar Marcus
- Narrated by: Virtual Voice
- Length: 3 hrs and 24 mins
- Unabridged
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Bateau taught me to understand the things that pass by us… the things we fail to see… the currents that flow through our lives. Bateau taught me to distinguish between luminous beings that give meaning to our existence… and parasitic beings, those that absorb our inner light… our energy. Bateau taught me that the energy flowing through us is shaped by our attitudes, our deepest beliefs, our fears, our reactions, and our self-fulfilling prophecies. Bateau showed me that the world is not what we think it is, nor what we were taught to believe. Bateau allowed me to observe his world, ...
By: Cesar Marcus
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La broma infinita [Infinite Jest]
- By: David Foster Wallace, Marcelo Covian Fasce - translator
- Narrated by: Adrián Wowczuk
- Length: 67 hrs and 15 mins
- Unabridged
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Una novela crítica, divertida y reflexiva sobre la adicción, el consumismo y la soledad de la sociedad norteamericana, desde una perspectiva de gran sabiduría y sentido del humor.
By: David Foster Wallace, and others
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Die Antwort lautet NEIN
- By: Fredrik Backman
- Narrated by: Steffen Groth
- Length: 1 hr and 45 mins
- Unabridged
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Lucas will nichts als seine Ruhe in einer Welt, die ihn einfach nicht in Ruhe lässt. Eine Kurzgeschichte vom internationalen Bestsellerautor Fredrik Backman Videospiele, Wein und Pad Thai – das ist der perfekte Abend für Lucas. Andere Menschen? Muss nicht sein. Warum denn, wenn er auch alleine glücklich sein kann? Als der dreiköpfige Vorstand der Bewohnervertretung überraschend an seiner Tür klingelt und eine Inspektion seiner Bratpfanne verlangt, ist Lucas alles andere als begeistert. Doch Abwimmeln ist nicht.
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Wunderbar!
- By must love dogs on 12-13-24
By: Fredrik Backman
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Woo Woo
- A Novel
- By: Ella Baxter
- Narrated by: Cat Gould
- Length: 5 hrs and 48 mins
- Unabridged
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Woo Woo follows Sabine, a conceptual artist on the verge of a photo exhibition she hopes will be pivotal, as she plunges deeper into her neuroses and seeks validation in relationships—with her frustratingly rational chef husband, her horde of devoted Gen Z TikTok followers, and even a mysterious, potentially violent stalker. Accompanying her throughout are Sabine’s strange alter egos, from hyperrealistic puppets of her as a baby to the ghost of conceptual artist Carolee Schneemann, who shows up with inscrutable yet sage life advice.
By: Ella Baxter
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The Lost Codex
- Secrets of the Anunnaki
- By: Emmanuel Simms
- Narrated by: Jo Rathbun
- Length: 3 hrs and 56 mins
- Unabridged
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In the mists of antiquity, long before recorded history, an advanced civilization flourished upon the Earth—the enigmatic Anunnaki. Originating from an unknown realm, these celestial beings established outposts across the planet, including the verdant continent of Lemuria and the island of Atlantis. Their influence wove an indelible thread through the tapestry of human history.
By: Emmanuel Simms
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The Tyranny of Desire
- A Comedic Masterpiece of Mind-Boggling Proportions
- By: Morty Shallman
- Narrated by: Morty Shallman
- Length: 4 hrs and 54 mins
- Unabridged
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Puchy Mushkin is a big dreamer and an even bigger loser whose spectacular failure as a human being is exceeded only by the enormity of his penis. In the depths of his despair, Puchy has an epiphany: could the endless series of screw-ups that define his existence be the result of his overwhelming desire for success? To test his theory and, hopefully, change his fate, Puchy vows to banish all dreams, goals, aims, ambitions, and obsessions from his life except one: to assassinate desire itself and hang it by its feet like Mussolini.
By: Morty Shallman
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Bateau's diary
- By: Cesar Marcus
- Narrated by: Virtual Voice
- Length: 3 hrs and 24 mins
- Unabridged
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Bateau taught me to understand the things that pass by us… the things we fail to see… the currents that flow through our lives. Bateau taught me to distinguish between luminous beings that give meaning to our existence… and parasitic beings, those that absorb our inner light… our energy. Bateau taught me that the energy flowing through us is shaped by our attitudes, our deepest beliefs, our fears, our reactions, and our self-fulfilling prophecies. Bateau showed me that the world is not what we think it is, nor what we were taught to believe. Bateau allowed me to observe his world, ...
By: Cesar Marcus
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La broma infinita [Infinite Jest]
- By: David Foster Wallace, Marcelo Covian Fasce - translator
- Narrated by: Adrián Wowczuk
- Length: 67 hrs and 15 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall
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Performance
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Story
Una novela crítica, divertida y reflexiva sobre la adicción, el consumismo y la soledad de la sociedad norteamericana, desde una perspectiva de gran sabiduría y sentido del humor.
By: David Foster Wallace, and others
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Die Antwort lautet NEIN
- By: Fredrik Backman
- Narrated by: Steffen Groth
- Length: 1 hr and 45 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall
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Performance
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Story
Lucas will nichts als seine Ruhe in einer Welt, die ihn einfach nicht in Ruhe lässt. Eine Kurzgeschichte vom internationalen Bestsellerautor Fredrik Backman Videospiele, Wein und Pad Thai – das ist der perfekte Abend für Lucas. Andere Menschen? Muss nicht sein. Warum denn, wenn er auch alleine glücklich sein kann? Als der dreiköpfige Vorstand der Bewohnervertretung überraschend an seiner Tür klingelt und eine Inspektion seiner Bratpfanne verlangt, ist Lucas alles andere als begeistert. Doch Abwimmeln ist nicht.
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Wunderbar!
- By must love dogs on 12-13-24
By: Fredrik Backman
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Woo Woo
- A Novel
- By: Ella Baxter
- Narrated by: Cat Gould
- Length: 5 hrs and 48 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall
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Performance
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Story
Woo Woo follows Sabine, a conceptual artist on the verge of a photo exhibition she hopes will be pivotal, as she plunges deeper into her neuroses and seeks validation in relationships—with her frustratingly rational chef husband, her horde of devoted Gen Z TikTok followers, and even a mysterious, potentially violent stalker. Accompanying her throughout are Sabine’s strange alter egos, from hyperrealistic puppets of her as a baby to the ghost of conceptual artist Carolee Schneemann, who shows up with inscrutable yet sage life advice.
By: Ella Baxter
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The Lost Codex
- Secrets of the Anunnaki
- By: Emmanuel Simms
- Narrated by: Jo Rathbun
- Length: 3 hrs and 56 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall
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Performance
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Story
In the mists of antiquity, long before recorded history, an advanced civilization flourished upon the Earth—the enigmatic Anunnaki. Originating from an unknown realm, these celestial beings established outposts across the planet, including the verdant continent of Lemuria and the island of Atlantis. Their influence wove an indelible thread through the tapestry of human history.
By: Emmanuel Simms
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The Tyranny of Desire
- A Comedic Masterpiece of Mind-Boggling Proportions
- By: Morty Shallman
- Narrated by: Morty Shallman
- Length: 4 hrs and 54 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall
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Performance
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Puchy Mushkin is a big dreamer and an even bigger loser whose spectacular failure as a human being is exceeded only by the enormity of his penis. In the depths of his despair, Puchy has an epiphany: could the endless series of screw-ups that define his existence be the result of his overwhelming desire for success? To test his theory and, hopefully, change his fate, Puchy vows to banish all dreams, goals, aims, ambitions, and obsessions from his life except one: to assassinate desire itself and hang it by its feet like Mussolini.
By: Morty Shallman