Bestsellers
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James
- A Novel
- By: Percival Everett
- Narrated by: Dominic Hoffman
- Length: 7 hrs and 49 mins
- Unabridged
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A brilliant, action-packed reimagining of Adventures of Huckleberry Finn, both harrowing and darkly.
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Can we ever be free
- By J. Stirling on 04-04-24
By: Percival Everett
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Slaughterhouse-Five
- By: Kurt Vonnegut
- Narrated by: James Franco
- Length: 5 hrs and 13 mins
- Unabridged
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Traumatized by the bombing of Dresden at the time he had been imprisoned, Pilgrim drifts through all events and history, sometimes deeply implicated, sometimes a witness....
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Don't Quit Your Daytime Job, James
- By Keith on 11-20-15
By: Kurt Vonnegut
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Morningwood: Everybody Loves Large Chests (Vol.1)
- By: Neven Iliev
- Narrated by: Jeff Hays
- Length: 8 hrs and 24 mins
- Unabridged
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Large chests are said to encompass all manner of hopes and dreams. Men covet them. Women envy them. But one fact holds true - everyone wants to get their hands on some big ones....
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Really Entertaining
- By HeatherY on 11-23-17
By: Neven Iliev
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The Widow's Husband's Secret Lie
- A Satirical Short Story
- By: Freida McFadden
- Narrated by: Marin Ireland
- Length: 2 hrs and 39 mins
- Unabridged
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My husband is dead. I attended his funeral. I watched his casket be lowered six feet into the ground. (Actually, it may have been only five feet, but that still seems like more than enough.)
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I loved it!
- By L. Wargowsky on 10-22-24
By: Freida McFadden
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The Answer Is No
- A Short Story
- By: Fredrik Backman, Elizabeth DeNoma - translator
- Narrated by: Stacy Gonzalez
- Length: 1 hr and 49 mins
- Unabridged
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In a hilarious short story from New York Times bestselling author Fredrik Backman, the absurdities of modern life cause one man’s solitary world to spin suddenly, and comically, out of control.
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Narrator doesn’t get Backman’s satire or rhythm
- By joey1603 on 12-01-24
By: Fredrik Backman, and others
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Tidy the F*ck Up
- The American Art of Organizing Your Sh*t
- By: Messie Condo
- Narrated by: Natalie Naudus
- Length: 3 hrs and 13 mins
- Unabridged
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This funny, down-to-earth parody of Marie Kondo’s The Life-Changing Magic of Tidying Up hands listeners the most useful tools for keeping crap clean and organized without all the pressure....
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Erm…no, just no.
- By kaord89 on 10-14-21
By: Messie Condo
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James
- A Novel
- By: Percival Everett
- Narrated by: Dominic Hoffman
- Length: 7 hrs and 49 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall
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Performance
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Story
A brilliant, action-packed reimagining of Adventures of Huckleberry Finn, both harrowing and darkly.
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Can we ever be free
- By J. Stirling on 04-04-24
By: Percival Everett
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Slaughterhouse-Five
- By: Kurt Vonnegut
- Narrated by: James Franco
- Length: 5 hrs and 13 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall
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Performance
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Story
Traumatized by the bombing of Dresden at the time he had been imprisoned, Pilgrim drifts through all events and history, sometimes deeply implicated, sometimes a witness....
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Don't Quit Your Daytime Job, James
- By Keith on 11-20-15
By: Kurt Vonnegut
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Morningwood: Everybody Loves Large Chests (Vol.1)
- By: Neven Iliev
- Narrated by: Jeff Hays
- Length: 8 hrs and 24 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall
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Performance
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Story
Large chests are said to encompass all manner of hopes and dreams. Men covet them. Women envy them. But one fact holds true - everyone wants to get their hands on some big ones....
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Really Entertaining
- By HeatherY on 11-23-17
By: Neven Iliev
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The Widow's Husband's Secret Lie
- A Satirical Short Story
- By: Freida McFadden
- Narrated by: Marin Ireland
- Length: 2 hrs and 39 mins
- Unabridged
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Performance
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My husband is dead. I attended his funeral. I watched his casket be lowered six feet into the ground. (Actually, it may have been only five feet, but that still seems like more than enough.)
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I loved it!
- By L. Wargowsky on 10-22-24
By: Freida McFadden
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The Answer Is No
- A Short Story
- By: Fredrik Backman, Elizabeth DeNoma - translator
- Narrated by: Stacy Gonzalez
- Length: 1 hr and 49 mins
- Unabridged
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In a hilarious short story from New York Times bestselling author Fredrik Backman, the absurdities of modern life cause one man’s solitary world to spin suddenly, and comically, out of control.
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Narrator doesn’t get Backman’s satire or rhythm
- By joey1603 on 12-01-24
By: Fredrik Backman, and others
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Tidy the F*ck Up
- The American Art of Organizing Your Sh*t
- By: Messie Condo
- Narrated by: Natalie Naudus
- Length: 3 hrs and 13 mins
- Unabridged
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This funny, down-to-earth parody of Marie Kondo’s The Life-Changing Magic of Tidying Up hands listeners the most useful tools for keeping crap clean and organized without all the pressure....
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Erm…no, just no.
- By kaord89 on 10-14-21
By: Messie Condo
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Yellowface
- A Novel
- By: R. F. Kuang
- Narrated by: Helen Laser
- Length: 8 hrs and 39 mins
- Unabridged
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White lies. Dark humor. Deadly consequences… Bestselling sensation Juniper Song is not who she says she is, she didn’t write the book she claims she wrote, and she is most certainly not Asian American....
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I've never hated a character harder
- By ashelyn downs on 07-26-23
By: R. F. Kuang
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Catch-22
- By: Joseph Heller
- Narrated by: Jay O. Sanders
- Length: 19 hrs and 58 mins
- Unabridged
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Set in Italy during World War II, this is the story of the incomparable, malingering bombardier Yossarian, a hero who is furious because thousands of people he has never met are trying to kill him....
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Stop randomly adding music
- By Kenneth S. Clark on 08-31-18
By: Joseph Heller
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Night Watch
- Discworld, Book 29
- By: Terry Pratchett
- Narrated by: Jon Culshaw, Peter Serafinowicz, Bill Nighy
- Length: 14 hrs and 41 mins
- Unabridged
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For a policeman, there can be few things worse than a serial killer loose in your city. Except, perhaps, a serial killer who targets coppers, and a city on the brink of bloody revolution....
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Fantastic Book, Amazing Narrator
- By #A# on 12-27-24
By: Terry Pratchett
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I See You've Called in Dead
- A Novel
- By: John Kenney
- Narrated by: Sean Patrick Hopkins
- Length: 7 hrs and 34 mins
- Unabridged
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The Office meets Six Feet Under meets About a Boy in this coming-of-middle-age tale about having a second chance to write your life’s story.
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wonderful book. Comic edge but full of heart
- By Amazon Customer on 04-10-25
By: John Kenney
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Erasure
- A Novel
- By: Percival Everett
- Narrated by: Sean Crisden
- Length: 8 hrs and 16 mins
- Unabridged
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Percival Everett's blistering satire about race and publishing, now as the Oscar-nominated film, American Fiction, directed by Cord Jefferson and starring Jeffrey Wright and Tracee Ellis Ross....
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A Rollercoaster That Never Descends
- By Amazon Customer on 01-07-24
By: Percival Everett
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Lula Dean's Little Library of Banned Books
- A Novel
- By: Kirsten Miller
- Narrated by: January LaVoy
- Length: 10 hrs and 13 mins
- Unabridged
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Kirsten Miller, author of The Change, brings us a bracing, wildly entertaining satire about a small Southern town, a pitched battle over banned books, and a little lending library that changes everything.
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Small town attitudes
- By Maureen Teague on 08-26-24
By: Kirsten Miller
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Everything Is F*cked
- A Book About Hope
- By: Mark Manson
- Narrated by: Mark Manson
- Length: 7 hrs and 2 mins
- Unabridged
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Mark Manson turns his gaze from the inevitable flaws within each individual self to the endless calamities taking place in the world around us....
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Good content, bad delivery
- By MommaJ on 05-31-19
By: Mark Manson
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Fight Club
- By: Chuck Palahniuk
- Narrated by: Jim Colby
- Length: 5 hrs and 34 mins
- Unabridged
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When a listless office employee (the narrator) meets Tyler Durden, his life begins to take on a strange new dimension....
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The first rule about Fight Club is...
- By Ilana on 04-17-12
By: Chuck Palahniuk
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That's Not Right
- By: Scott Meyer
- Narrated by: Luke Daniels
- Length: 8 hrs and 22 mins
- Unabridged
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Amber is a young videographer who has landed her dream job. She is to produce a web series based on a late-night talk radio show dealing with the unexplained. She is a huge fan of the show, and its host, Jack Owens, who she hopes to help reveal the world’s most cryptic secrets.
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Sigh...
- By Vicki P. on 12-07-24
By: Scott Meyer
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The Land: Founding: A LitRPG Saga
- Chaos Seeds, Book 1
- By: Aleron Kong
- Narrated by: Nick Podehl
- Length: 9 hrs and 49 mins
- Unabridged
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Tricked into a world of banished gods, demons, goblins, sprites and magic, Richter must learn to meet the perils of The Land and begin to forge his own kingdom. Actions have consequences across The Land, with powerful creatures and factions now hell-bent on Richter's destruction....
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A bit cringy
- By Jeremy Schultz on 03-13-18
By: Aleron Kong
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American Psycho
- By: Bret Easton Ellis
- Narrated by: Pablo Schreiber
- Length: 16 hrs and 29 mins
- Unabridged
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In American Psycho, Bret Easton Ellis imaginatively explores the incomprehensible depths of madness and captures the insanity of violence in our time or any other....
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Fanntastic book but maybe not for everyone....
- By So Fain on 03-27-11
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Everybody Wants to Rule the World Except Me
- By: Django Wexler
- Narrated by: Jeanette Illidge
- Length: 11 hrs and 8 mins
- Unabridged
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Dark Lord Davi rules the kingdom, but she must now break the time loop that binds her in this hilariously bloody conclusion to the Dark Lord Davi duology.
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I appreciate it for what it is
- By LegenDarien on 06-04-25
By: Django Wexler
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Long Island Compromise
- A Novel
- By: Taffy Brodesser-Akner
- Narrated by: Edoardo Ballerini, Taffy Brodesser-Akner
- Length: 15 hrs and 23 mins
- Unabridged
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An exhilarating novel about one American family and the dark moment that shatters their suburban paradise, from the New York Times bestselling author of Fleishman Is in Trouble.
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We need more from Taffy Brodesser-Akner!
- By Ximena Enriquez on 08-31-24
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For You and Only You
- A Joe Goldberg Novel (You, Book 4)
- By: Caroline Kepnes
- Narrated by: Santino Fontana
- Length: 15 hrs and 31 mins
- Unabridged
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Joe Goldberg is ready for a change. Instead of selling books, he’s writing them. And he’s off to a good start. Glenn Shoddy, an acclaimed literary author, recognizes Joe’s genius and invites him to join a tight-knit writing fellowship at Harvard....
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Joe has lost his magic
- By Kari Kirfman on 05-08-23
By: Caroline Kepnes
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My Sister, the Serial Killer
- A Novel
- By: Oyinkan Braithwaite
- Narrated by: Adepero Oduye
- Length: 4 hrs and 15 mins
- Unabridged
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Korede is bitter. How could she not be? Her sister, Ayoola, is many things: the favorite child, the beautiful one, possibly sociopathic. And now Ayoola’s third boyfriend in a row is dead....
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That’s it?!!!
- By Danni B. on 12-26-18
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Drive Your Plow Over the Bones of the Dead
- A Novel
- By: Olga Tokarczuk, Antonia Lloyd-Jones
- Narrated by: Beata Pozniak
- Length: 11 hrs and 39 mins
- Unabridged
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In a remote Polish village, Janina devotes the dark winter days to studying astrology, translating the poetry of William Blake, and taking care of the summer homes of wealthy Warsaw residents....
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Narrator - Authentic as it can get!
- By Chris on 09-03-19
By: Olga Tokarczuk, and others
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Men at Arms
- Discworld, Book 15
- By: Terry Pratchett
- Narrated by: Jon Culshaw, Peter Serafinowicz, Bill Nighy
- Length: 12 hrs and 58 mins
- Unabridged
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The City Watch needs men! But what it's got includes Corporal Carrot, Lance-Constable Cuddy, Lance-Constable Detritus, Lance-Constable Angua and Corporal Nobbs....
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The older ones are far better.
- By danielle w. on 05-27-23
By: Terry Pratchett
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The Humans
- A Novel
- By: Matt Haig
- Narrated by: Mark Meadows
- Length: 8 hrs and 11 mins
- Unabridged
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The critically acclaimed author of The Radleys shares a clever, heartwarming, and darkly insightful novel about an alien who comes to Earth to save humans from themselves....
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Light Sci-Fi Fare--You'll Love It!
- By Kathy in CA on 06-29-18
By: Matt Haig
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Pyramids
- Discworld, Book 7
- By: Terry Pratchett
- Narrated by: Alfred Enoch, Bill Nighy, Peter Serafinowicz
- Length: 9 hrs and 53 mins
- Unabridged
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'Look after the dead,' said the priests, 'and the dead will look after you.' Wise words in all probability, but a tall order when, like Teppic, you have just become the pharaoh of a small and penniless country rather earlier than expected....
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Excellent recasting and re-recording
- By Luke on 05-27-23
By: Terry Pratchett
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Jingo
- Discworld, Book 21
- By: Terry Pratchett
- Narrated by: Jon Culshaw, Peter Serafinowicz, Bill Nighy
- Length: 13 hrs and 38 mins
- Unabridged
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When the neighbours in question are the proud empires of Klatch and Ankh-Morpork, those are going to be some pretty large garden tools indeed....
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Don't care for the narrator
- By Denise on 05-28-23
By: Terry Pratchett
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Feet of Clay
- Discworld, Book 19
- By: Terry Pratchett
- Narrated by: Jon Culshaw, Peter Serafinowicz, Bill Nighy
- Length: 12 hrs and 20 mins
- Unabridged
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For Commander Vimes, Head of Ankh-Morpork City Watch, life consists of troubling times, linked together by...well, more troubling times....
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Frighteningly relevant, almost feels like it was written yesterday
- By Sam on 05-27-23
By: Terry Pratchett
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Dragonfired
- The Dark Profit Saga, Book 3
- By: J. Zachary Pike
- Narrated by: Doug Tisdale Jr.
- Length: 22 hrs and 9 mins
- Unabridged
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Gorm Ingerson knows the king is a fink. With the land’s insidious ruler hell-bent on his destruction, the axe-wielding Dwarf berserker is desperate to beat him to the punch.
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You won’t read this review
- By Chris on 03-30-24
By: J. Zachary Pike
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Zero Stars, Do Not Recommend
- By: MJ Wassmer
- Narrated by: Stephen R. Thorne
- Length: 11 hrs and 3 mins
- Unabridged
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Professional underachiever Dan Foster is finally taking a vacation. Sure, his life has been average at best, and yeah, he’s never quite lived up to his potential. But after a few Miller Lites in paradise with his girlfriend, Mara, things are starting to look up. Then the sun explodes....
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What a great book.
- By JW on 08-10-24
By: MJ Wassmer
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Bad Monkey
- By: Carl Hiaasen
- Narrated by: Arte Johnson
- Length: 11 hrs and 25 mins
- Unabridged
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Andrew Yancy—late of the Miami Police and soon-to-be-late of the Monroe County sheriff’s office—has a human arm in his freezer. There’s a logical (Hiaasenian) explanation for that, but not for how and why it parted from its shadowy owner....
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Flame-out fail
- By Lars on 06-16-13
By: Carl Hiaasen
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Murder at the Patel Motel
- By: Maulik Pancholy, Zackary Grady, Achilles Stamatelaky
- Narrated by: Maulik Pancholy, Murray Bartlett, Poorna Jagannathan, and others
- Length: 4 hrs and 29 mins
- Original Recording
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When Milan Patel visits his parents at their family-run motel in Montana, he's expecting the usual drama. But shortly after he arrives, his father mysteriously dies in the motel pool. Now everyone's a suspect. What was meant to be a quick trip becomes Milan's worst nightmare, as he races to solve his father's murder while confronting the past he tried to leave behind.
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So Much Fun
- By Amazon Customer on 06-07-25
By: Maulik Pancholy, and others
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Immaculate Conception
- A Novel
- By: Ling Ling Huang
- Narrated by: Carolyn Kang
- Length: 9 hrs and 8 mins
- Unabridged
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Enka meets Mathilde in art school and is instantly drawn to her. Mathilde makes art that feels truly original, and Enka—trying hard to prove herself in this fiercely competitive world—pours everything into their friendship. But when Mathilde’s fame and success cause her to begin drifting away, Enka becomes desperate to keep her close.
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Art World Jennifer’s Body Toxic Friendship Sci Fi Thriller
- By Stephanie on 05-22-25
By: Ling Ling Huang
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Isabella Nagg and the Pot of Basil
- By: Oliver Darkshire
- Narrated by: Oliver Darkshire
- Length: 6 hrs and 52 mins
- Unabridged
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In a tiny farm on the edge of the miserable village of East Grasby, Isabella Nagg is trying to get on with her tiny, miserable existence. Dividing her time between tolerating her feckless husband, caring for the farm’s strange animals, cooking up “scrunge,” and crooning over her treasured pot of basil, Isabella can’t help but think that there might be something more to life. When Mr. Nagg returns home with a spell book purloined from the local wizard, she thinks: what harm could a little magic do?
By: Oliver Darkshire
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Secrets Buried in the Backyard
- By: Reva Davenport
- Narrated by: Virtual Voice
- Length: 1 hr and 23 mins
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Welcome to Marigold Lake, where the scones are sweet, the secrets are buried deep, and the Boston Terrier has better instincts than the local police. Claire Fisher thought she was getting a fresh start when she took over her great-aunt’s quaint B&B—complete with vintage doilies, opinionated guests, and a snorting sidekick named Sadie. But when a mysterious guest arrives, an old map resurfaces, and a decades-old scandal threatens to ruin more than breakfast, Claire finds herself tangled in a mystery that might just be too big for a stack of muffins to fix. Add in her ex-husband’s new ...
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buried in the backyard
- By KC on 05-30-25
By: Reva Davenport
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The Sharter
- A Comedic Journey Out of Hip-Hop Hypnosis
- By: Alfonso F.R.
- Narrated by: Alfonso F.R.
- Length: 9 hrs and 44 mins
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Humor is healthy. Author & narrator Alfonso F.R. provides a vital tool for snapping millions out of hip-hop hypnosis, this audiobook. You’ve heard a disgusting hip-hop song today, haven’t you? The most pervasive poison in society is difficult to avoid. This “music" isn’t to empower, educate, or motivate you. It’s to hypnotize you into becoming a hedonistic derelict. Do you think it’s natural to listen to percussion instruments with a guy talking about drugs, violence, and depravity? The tribalistic war drums tap into your instincts to condition you into a life of idiocy. It isn’t music.
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The non stop jabs at the subculture
- By Anonymous User on 05-27-25
By: Alfonso F.R.
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American Narcissus
- By: Chandler Morrison
- Narrated by: Rebecca Lucas
- Length: 8 hrs and 41 mins
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Stoned and porn-addicted surfer Baxter Kent is terrified of women and anxious to make things work with a sex robot. Acid junkie Arden Coover has a useless philosophy degree and a doomed relationship he believes might save him. His younger sister Tess is considering, or resisting, a convenient but loveless marriage to a wealthy, narcissistic novelist. Ryland Richter, an alcoholic insurance executive with too much money and too few scruples, is seeking toxic solace in the arms of a dangerously unhinged subordinate.
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Murder at the Patel Motel
- By: Maulik Pancholy, Zackary Grady, Achilles Stamatelaky
- Narrated by: Maulik Pancholy, Murray Bartlett, Poorna Jagannathan, and others
- Length: 4 hrs and 29 mins
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When Milan Patel visits his parents at their family-run motel in Montana, he's expecting the usual drama. But shortly after he arrives, his father mysteriously dies in the motel pool. Now everyone's a suspect. What was meant to be a quick trip becomes Milan's worst nightmare, as he races to solve his father's murder while confronting the past he tried to leave behind.
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So Much Fun
- By Amazon Customer on 06-07-25
By: Maulik Pancholy, and others
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Immaculate Conception
- A Novel
- By: Ling Ling Huang
- Narrated by: Carolyn Kang
- Length: 9 hrs and 8 mins
- Unabridged
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Enka meets Mathilde in art school and is instantly drawn to her. Mathilde makes art that feels truly original, and Enka—trying hard to prove herself in this fiercely competitive world—pours everything into their friendship. But when Mathilde’s fame and success cause her to begin drifting away, Enka becomes desperate to keep her close.
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Art World Jennifer’s Body Toxic Friendship Sci Fi Thriller
- By Stephanie on 05-22-25
By: Ling Ling Huang
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Isabella Nagg and the Pot of Basil
- By: Oliver Darkshire
- Narrated by: Oliver Darkshire
- Length: 6 hrs and 52 mins
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In a tiny farm on the edge of the miserable village of East Grasby, Isabella Nagg is trying to get on with her tiny, miserable existence. Dividing her time between tolerating her feckless husband, caring for the farm’s strange animals, cooking up “scrunge,” and crooning over her treasured pot of basil, Isabella can’t help but think that there might be something more to life. When Mr. Nagg returns home with a spell book purloined from the local wizard, she thinks: what harm could a little magic do?
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Secrets Buried in the Backyard
- By: Reva Davenport
- Narrated by: Virtual Voice
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Welcome to Marigold Lake, where the scones are sweet, the secrets are buried deep, and the Boston Terrier has better instincts than the local police. Claire Fisher thought she was getting a fresh start when she took over her great-aunt’s quaint B&B—complete with vintage doilies, opinionated guests, and a snorting sidekick named Sadie. But when a mysterious guest arrives, an old map resurfaces, and a decades-old scandal threatens to ruin more than breakfast, Claire finds herself tangled in a mystery that might just be too big for a stack of muffins to fix. Add in her ex-husband’s new ...
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buried in the backyard
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The Sharter
- A Comedic Journey Out of Hip-Hop Hypnosis
- By: Alfonso F.R.
- Narrated by: Alfonso F.R.
- Length: 9 hrs and 44 mins
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Humor is healthy. Author & narrator Alfonso F.R. provides a vital tool for snapping millions out of hip-hop hypnosis, this audiobook. You’ve heard a disgusting hip-hop song today, haven’t you? The most pervasive poison in society is difficult to avoid. This “music" isn’t to empower, educate, or motivate you. It’s to hypnotize you into becoming a hedonistic derelict. Do you think it’s natural to listen to percussion instruments with a guy talking about drugs, violence, and depravity? The tribalistic war drums tap into your instincts to condition you into a life of idiocy. It isn’t music.
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The non stop jabs at the subculture
- By Anonymous User on 05-27-25
By: Alfonso F.R.
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American Narcissus
- By: Chandler Morrison
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Stoned and porn-addicted surfer Baxter Kent is terrified of women and anxious to make things work with a sex robot. Acid junkie Arden Coover has a useless philosophy degree and a doomed relationship he believes might save him. His younger sister Tess is considering, or resisting, a convenient but loveless marriage to a wealthy, narcissistic novelist. Ryland Richter, an alcoholic insurance executive with too much money and too few scruples, is seeking toxic solace in the arms of a dangerously unhinged subordinate.
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Queen Lucia
- Mapp and Lucia, Book 1
- By: E. F. Benson
- Narrated by: Lucy Scott
- Length: 8 hrs and 35 mins
- Unabridged
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The queen bee of the fictional village of Riseholme, Mrs. Emmeline ‘Lucia’ Lucas is a snobbish yet oddly charming woman who prides herself on being the cultural and intellectual leader of her community. She dabbles in art, plants Shakespeare-themed flower arrangements in her garden and uses fake Italian phrases to maintain her social standing. Trouble brews when some new arrivals to town – including the glamorous opera singer Olga Bracely and the eccentric spiritualist Daisy Quantock – begin to challenge Lucia’s hold over Riseholme.
By: E. F. Benson
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Roughing It
- By: Mark Twain
- Narrated by: Jim Foster
- Length: 15 hrs and 37 mins
- Unabridged
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In Roughing It, Mark Twain recounts his real-life journey across the American West with wit, grit, and wide-eyed wonder. Originally published in 1872, this semi-autobiographical travelogue follows Twain as he joins his brother—appointed Secretary of Nevada Territory—on an epic overland stagecoach ride from Missouri to the frontier. Along the way, he encounters a colorful cast of characters, from outlaws and prospectors to pioneers and desperados, all set against the backdrop of dusty deserts, fledgling mining towns, and gold rush chaos.
By: Mark Twain
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The Satires
- La Curée
- By: Juvenal
- Narrated by: David Timson
- Length: 5 hrs and 43 mins
- Unabridged
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The Roman poet Juvenal was the greatest satirist of Imperial Rome. His 16 satires encompass attacks on the immorality, abuses and hypocrisy of the Romans of his day. The last of the great Roman poets, he wrote between CE 110 and 130, his approach to satire coming close to modern expectations of the genre.
By: Juvenal
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One Last Shindig: Extended and Revised
- Mark Towse Books
- By: Mark Towse
- Narrated by: Sean Walpole
- Length: 4 hrs and 23 mins
- Unabridged
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One Last Shindig—the new novella from the author of The Sound of Suffering, Nana, Crows, and Chasing the Dragon. The world as we know it is coming to an end, but this group of geriatrics on one last shindig have no idea what’s in store. As far as they’re concerned, they’re on a quick jaunt to see a cave full of glow worms and then back to the hotel for apple pie and custard. So, get the muscle spray ready and change into your big underpants, because you’re going to need them. Take your seat on this hilarious and terrifying coach tour into Hell.
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Whats updog?!?!
- By Lyndie on 05-31-25
By: Mark Towse
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The Ultimate Showdown: 100 Humans vs 1 Gorilla
- A Scientific Analysis of Nature's Most Debated Hypothetical Battle
- By: Mark Davies
- Narrated by: Virtual Voice
- Length: 25 mins
- Unabridged
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Finally, the scientific answer to the internet's most hotly debated question! Could 100 average men defeat a single gorilla in combat? This seemingly absurd hypothetical has sparked millions of online debates, heated arguments, and countless memes across social media platforms worldwide. Now, for the first time, we're approaching this question with genuine scientific rigor. What You'll Discover: Evolutionary Analysis - How humans and gorillas developed completely different survival strategies over millions of years Physical Capabilities Breakdown - Detailed comparison of strength, endurance...
By: Mark Davies
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Horrors of the Shopping Mall Ass Slasher
- Never Made Movies
- By: R.J. Benetti
- Narrated by: John Wayne Comunale
- Length: 4 hrs and 12 mins
- Unabridged
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In the summer of 1987, StarBright Shopping Mall is the place to be—until a masked killer with a bizarre fixation on butts turns it into a slaughtering ground. As the booty count rises, panic spreads faster than parachute pants on an ironing board. With a mix of laugh-out-loud humor and spine-chilling terror, this book will keep you on the edge of your seat, wondering, “Why did anyone write this?” and “Is my butt truly safe?”
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Kinda absurd, but also kinda perfect
- By Sara on 06-03-25
By: R.J. Benetti
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Oblomov (French Edition)
- By: Ivan Gontcharov
- Narrated by: Stephane Ronchewski
- Length: 7 hrs and 8 mins
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Partisan de la position allongée, Oblomov ne trouve le bonheur que dans le sommeil. Ni son ami Stolz, incarnation de l'énergie et de l'esprit d'entreprise, ni la belle Olga avec qui se nouera l'embryon d'une idylle, ne parviendront à le tirer de sa léthargie. Entreprendre et aimer sont décidément choses trop fatigantes. Grand roman de mœurs, Oblomov offre une satire mordante des petits fonctionnaires et des barines russes.
By: Ivan Gontcharov
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Aliens VS Capitalism
- Blessed Be The Coins That Shine
- By: K. Anderson Yancy
- Narrated by: Virtual Voice
- Length: 47 mins
- Unabridged
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On the eve of Keith Jefferson’s retirement, Aliens invade the Earth with one demand, that they be worshipped. Keith worshipped no one. And having lost his pension and other financial instruments when the banks and other financial institutions exploiting the invasion kept everyone’s assets because they could, Keith vowed revenge and became a one-man resistance movement in a world that complacently accepted the alien leaders as, just some other people they didn’t vote for who now were in charge.
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O carte dată naibii
- By: Jason Mott, Alina-Gabriela Rudeanu - translator
- Narrated by: Matei Arvunescu
- Length: 8 hrs and 47 mins
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Câștigător National Book Award 2021 Satirică și ingenios construită, O carte dată naibii leagă firele unei narațiuni complexe despre identitate, dragoste și violență. Jason Mott cucerește printr-un stil amețitor și ludic, pe care îl folosește ca să echilibreze un nucleu tematic dur. El explorează continuu ce înseamnă să scrii, alternând voci eclatante care se întâlnesc pe teritoriul unui prezent nesigur. JASON MOTT este un romancier și poet de origine americană. S-a născut în Carolina de Nord și tot acolo și-a încheiat studiile.
By: Jason Mott, and others
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WereWolf Support Group 2
- WereWolfen Keepen It Real
- By: K. Anderson Yancy
- Narrated by: Virtual Voice
- Length: 3 hrs and 30 mins
- Unabridged
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Following the break from the first half of their support group session, Chicago WereWolves & WifWolves, Male & Female Lycanthropes continue their meeting to support one another and share life hacks. Among them are: How to end school bullying with five simple words, “Don’t Make Me Eat You.”. What happens when WereGirls Go Wild abroad? How to adjust to Moon Lag, a condition in which your body suddenly starts TranZing at the time of the full moon in the place of your birth rather than the one you’ve just arrived in. WereWolf friendly clothing that expands to Were proportions and then ...
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Analfabeten som kunde räkna
- By: Jonas Jonasson
- Narrated by: Björn Granath
- Length: 14 hrs and 21 mins
- Unabridged
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Hon började arbeta som femåring, blev föräldralös vid tio, överkörd vid femton. Ingenting tydde på annat än att hon skulle leva ett tag i sitt skjul i Sydafrikas största kåkstad och sedan dö, saknad av ingen. Om hon nu inte varit den hon var, men det var hon ju. Nombeko Mayeki var analfabeten som kunde räkna. Ödet tillsammans med hennes talang för henne bort från Soweto, till internationell storpolitik, till andra sidan jordklotet, till två identiskt lika och väldigt olika bröder.
By: Jonas Jonasson
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Hundraåringen som klev ut genom fönstret och försvann
- By: Jonas Jonasson
- Narrated by: Björn Granath
- Length: 14 hrs and 28 mins
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Efter ett långt och synnerligen händelserikt liv hamnar Allan Karlsson på det äldrehem han tänker ska bli hans sista anhalt på jorden. Problemet är bara att hälsan vägrar ge vika, och en dag bär det sig inte bättre än att det är dags för honom att fylla tresiffrigt. Pompa och ståt väntar, med kommunalråd och lokaltidning på plats. Ett spektakel så oönskat av Allan att han i stället kliver ut genom fönstret. Därmed är han på rymmen från sitt eget födelsedagskalas.
By: Jonas Jonasson
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Shalash the Iraqi
- By: Shalash, Kanan Makiya - foreword, Luke Leafgren - translator
- Narrated by: Neil Shah
- Length: 9 hrs and 48 mins
- Unabridged
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Populated by a cast of imagined con artists, holy fools, drag queens, and partisans—as well as some very factual politicians, priests, and generals—this novel started life as a pseudonymous blog written "live" by "Shalash" during and after the Second Iraq War. Shalash the Iraqi is here presented in its first authorized translation, with the blessing and commentary of "Shalash" himself.
By: Shalash, and others
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A Modest Proposal
- Unabridged
- By: Dr. Jonathan Swift
- Narrated by: Brian J. Gill
- Length: 24 mins
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A Modest Proposal is author Jonathan Swift's infamous and shocking satirical essay in which he suggests that the plight of the poor in Ireland could be eased if they simply agreed to sell their children to the elites of society to be used as food.
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The Book That Changes Nothing
- A Philosophical Guide to Doing Absolutely No Self-Improvement
- By: Blaise Nothingmore
- Narrated by: Virtual Voice
- Length: 1 hr and 49 mins
- Unabridged
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A Revolutionary Anti-Self-Help Book for People Who Are Tired of Fixing Themselves In a world obsessed with productivity, self-improvement, and becoming your “best self,” here comes a book that gently—and unapologetically—refuses to play along. The Book That Changes Nothing is a humorous, minimalist, and thought-provoking guide for anyone who's ever rolled their eyes at life hacks, personal growth checklists, or morning routine gurus. This is not a book of transformation. It’s a book of observation. Reflection. Occasional sarcasm. And a quiet celebration of simply being who you ...
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A Town Called Potato
- A Sci-Fi Murder Comedy (Galactic Detective Agency, Book 1)
- By: Gary Blaine Randolph
- Narrated by: Tim Ratliff
- Length: 8 hrs and 25 mins
- Unabridged
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It's a lighthearted murder mystery ... with space aliens! Gabriel Lake is a not so hard-boiled computer guy who finds himself swept up into a web of interstellar crime when he is recruited into the Galactic Detective Agency, led by the brilliant Oren Vilkas. Can a mere Earthling track a killer across the stars before more lives are lost? Can he negotiate his way around other worlds and understand the ways of extra-terrestrial cultures? Can he even figure out how to use a bathroom designed for aliens? And can he uncover the mystery of A Town Called Potato?
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Pairs
- This Dating Site Will Be the Death of You (Crack the Case Books, Book 1)
- By: Cristina Matta
- Narrated by: Irene R.
- Length: 1 hr and 40 mins
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Book 1: Pairs: This Dating Site Will Be the Death of You A woman searching for love. A string of online suitors. A deadly end. When a young woman’s body is discovered, Detective Ned is drawn into the murky world of online dating. The suspects? Every man in her dating history on the app Pairs. Each profile photo hides a secret: the suave charmer with a shady past, the awkward loner with an unhealthy obsession, or the too-perfect match with everything to lose.. In this sharp and satirical mystery, you hold the power to uncover the truth. Will the killer be caught in the web of lies?
By: Cristina Matta
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Flabsolutely Furious
- Chronicles of the Chunky Combat Club
- By: Dustin Gross
- Narrated by: Zack Zimbler
- Length: 2 hrs and 21 mins
- Unabridged
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They told him to shrink. He chose to suplex society instead. Ricky "Napalm" Stubbs just got fired for body-slamming a vending machine—and that was before the smart scale insulted his BMI in a British accent. Unemployed, overweight, and overwhelmingly pissed off, Ricky creates the Chunky Combat Club: a secret underground league for misfits who are thicc, ticked, and totally over it.
By: Dustin Gross
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As Much Protein as an Egg
- By: Seth Harwood
- Narrated by: Carlos Mendoza
- Length: 5 hrs and 40 mins
- Unabridged
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Artemis Kellog struggles to write his first screenplay, find love in San Francisco, and maintain his coffee consumption. Bainbridge McGee aspires to play golf, write his fourth Great American Novel, and dabble in the online dating scene. Each man is indebted to and inspired by Vonnegut, a passion that plays out as McGee works on his masterpiece and Kellog finds writing is his true religion.
By: Seth Harwood
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Ragnarök and Roll
- A Hilariously Dysfunctional Guide to Norse Mythology
- By: Dustin Gross
- Narrated by: RK Meier
- Length: 2 hrs and 43 mins
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Odin’s got one eye, Thor’s got zero brains, and Loki’s got no morals. Welcome to Norse Mythology—like you’ve never seen it before!
By: Dustin Gross
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Einstein Meadows
- The Unspoken Perils & Thrills of Living in a Retirement Community
- By: Ned and Nancy Engel
- Narrated by: Tim Clarke, Andie Baker
- Length: 4 hrs and 45 mins
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Faced with a major loss of services, daring seniors throw caution to the wind and embrace ganjapreneurship. Einstein Meadows: The Unspoken Perils & Thrills of Living in a Retirement Community is a humorous novel about three retired professors who relocate campus culture by developing a neighborhood for their former colleagues. The academics bring their old baggage full of intrigue, power grabs, endless backstabbing, insecurity and one-upmanship so prevalent in their prior work settings.
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Hunters
- A Back-of-the-Toilet Guide
- By: Shay DeLeon
- Narrated by: Bryan Cullen
- Length: 27 mins
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Hunters: A Back-of-the-Toilet Guide (For When You’re Dropping More Than Just Knowledge) Hunters: A Back-of-the-Toilet Guide is a humorous, no-holds-barred dive into the world of hunting that captures the good, the bad, and the downright ridiculous moments we all experience as hunters. From the mountains of gear we never use to the creative excuses that keep us out of the woods, this book highlights the real reasons we go hunting: the stories, the laughs, and the camaraderie.
By: Shay DeLeon
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Axes & Asshats
- A Very Stupid Quest
- By: Dustin Gross
- Narrated by: Alexander Gallacher
- Length: 3 hrs and 35 mins
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In this wildly irreverent fantasy parody, four extremely unqualified adventurers are chosen to save the world—or at least not make it worse. Grogthar the Blood-Spiller: a shirtless barbarian with more biceps than brain cells. Tinsel: an elven rogue with sticky fingers and zero morals. Kevin: a depressed necromancer whose horse might be more competent than he is. Arlandio DuFlair: a bard with the libido of a god and the self-awareness of a rock.
By: Dustin Gross
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The Blingsters
- An Old School Cozy Mystery
- By: Andrea C Neil
- Narrated by: Andrea C. Neil
- Length: 5 hrs and 12 mins
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Griffin Beckett is fresh out of a job—and luck. Her family just put her in charge of going to Florida to retrieve her grandma Marge Flanders, who’s ditched her former life in Oklahoma to move in with the “canasta team” she met on a recent senior’s cruise. When Griffin finds a giant diamond in their bachelorette pad’s shag carpet, it doesn’t take her long to deduce that the three partying septuagenarians, known as the Blingsters, could be up to no good, might possibly be jewel thieves, and are most definitely corrupting her dear innocent G-ma.
By: Andrea C Neil