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John Dies at the End
- By: David Wong
- Narrated by: Stephen R. Thorne
- Length: 14 hrs and 17 mins
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STOP. You should not have touched this flyer with your bare hands. NO, don't put it down. It's too late. They're watching you. My name is David Wong. My best friend is John. Those names are fake. You might want to change yours. You may not want to know about the things you'll read on these pages, about the sauce, about Korrok, about the invasion, and the future. But it's too late. You touched the book. You're in the game. You're under the eye. The only defense is knowledge. You need to read this book, to the end. Even the part with the bratwurst. Why?
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Vulgar Funny. 4.95 Sale Win.
- By C Yohe on 11-19-12
- John Dies at the End
- By: David Wong
- Narrated by: Stephen R. Thorne
Don’t understand the hype
Reviewed: 12-14-24
I was hard to finish this book. Rambling, jarring, boring at times and for the most part hard work to get through, I really don’t understand why it has such a cult following.
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Go Tell the Bees That I Am Gone
- Outlander, Book 9
- By: Diana Gabaldon
- Narrated by: Davina Porter
- Length: 49 hrs and 27 mins
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Jamie Fraser and Claire Randall were torn apart by the Jacobite Rising in 1746, and it took them 20 years to find each other again. Now the American Revolution threatens to do the same. It is 1779, and Claire and Jamie are at last reunited with their daughter, Brianna, her husband, Roger, and their children on Fraser’s Ridge. Having the family together is a dream the Frasers had thought impossible.
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We waited 7 years for this?..
- By Judy on 11-29-21
- Go Tell the Bees That I Am Gone
- Outlander, Book 9
- By: Diana Gabaldon
- Narrated by: Davina Porter
Slow, boring and never really goes anywhere.
Reviewed: 11-13-24
A disappointing installment of a wonderful series that seems to have lost its way. Nearly stopped listening many times and took ages to power through.
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Kaiju: Battlefield Surgeon
- By: Matt Dinniman
- Narrated by: Joe Hempel
- Length: 20 hrs and 9 mins
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Kaiju: Battlefield Surgeon. Survival horror. One of the most brutal, most terrifying full-immersion games ever made. A place where fantasy characters such as elves and dwarves clash with technology, where giant monsters roam the hills, entrusted with protecting the gates of heaven from the demons who would tear it all down. A game where one plays the last of the battlefield surgeons: a healer tasked with keeping the behemoths alive at all costs. But on this server, they don't care about the game. They've come because of the game's most unique feature: full pain.
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Not for the faint of heart or weak of mind.
- By Matrin Zachs on 05-28-20
- Kaiju: Battlefield Surgeon
- By: Matt Dinniman
- Narrated by: Joe Hempel
Wonderful story brought down by poor narration.
Reviewed: 11-09-24
As a huge fan of Matt Dinniman, I was so excited to listen to this - until I started. The narration is terrible and nearly caused me to stop multiple times.
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Project Hail Mary
- By: Andy Weir
- Narrated by: Ray Porter
- Length: 16 hrs and 10 mins
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Ryland Grace is the sole survivor on a desperate, last-chance mission - and if he fails, humanity and the Earth itself will perish. Except that right now, he doesn't know that. He can't even remember his own name, let alone the nature of his assignment or how to complete it. All he knows is that he's been asleep for a very, very long time. And he's just been awakened to find himself millions of miles from home, with nothing but two corpses for company.
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Bazinga
- By Davidgonzalezsr on 05-04-21
- Project Hail Mary
- By: Andy Weir
- Narrated by: Ray Porter
Wonderful.
Reviewed: 01-19-24
Can be a bit sciencey at times but loved it. A buddy space movie that not only educates but truly moves you? Give me more!
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The Gate of the Feral Gods
- Dungeon Crawler Carl, Book 4
- By: Matt Dinniman
- Narrated by: Jeff Hays
- Length: 18 hrs and 3 mins
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A floating fortress occupied by warrior gnomes. A castle made of sand. A derelict submarine guarded by malfunctioning machines. A haunted crypt surrounded by lethal traps. It was supposed to be easy. One bubble. Four castles. Fifteen days. Capture each one, and the stairwell is unlocked. Here's the thing. It's never easy. Carl and his team can't go it alone. Not this time. They must rely on the help of the low-level, I-can't-believe-these-idiots-are-still-alive crawlers trapped in the bubble with them. But can they be trusted?
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NEW ACHIEVEMENT!!!!
- By Scott kimball on 09-17-21
- The Gate of the Feral Gods
- Dungeon Crawler Carl, Book 4
- By: Matt Dinniman
- Narrated by: Jeff Hays
Outstanding once again.
Reviewed: 12-15-23
I can’t wait for my next Audible credit, I’m just buying the next one outright. The series is incredible!
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The Gate of the Feral Gods
- Dungeon Crawler Carl, Book 4
- By: Matt Dinniman
- Narrated by: Jeff Hays
- Length: 18 hrs and 3 mins
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A floating fortress occupied by warrior gnomes. A castle made of sand. A derelict submarine guarded by malfunctioning machines. A haunted crypt surrounded by lethal traps. It was supposed to be easy. One bubble. Four castles. Fifteen days. Capture each one, and the stairwell is unlocked.
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NEW ACHIEVEMENT!!!!
- By Scott kimball on 09-17-21
- The Gate of the Feral Gods
- Dungeon Crawler Carl, Book 4
- By: Matt Dinniman
- Narrated by: Jeff Hays
Outstanding once again.
Reviewed: 12-15-23
I can’t wait for my next Audible credit, I’m just buying the next one outright. The series is incredible!
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The Dungeon Anarchist's Cookbook
- Dungeon Crawler Carl, Book 3
- By: Matt Dinniman
- Narrated by: Jeff Hays, The Critical Drinker
- Length: 16 hrs and 54 mins
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The top 10 list is populated. The sponsorship program is open. The difficulty is ramping up. The first three floors were nothing compared to what Carl and Donut now face. The Iron Tangle. An impossibly complicated subway system built out of the world's subterranean railway systems, all combined and then tied together into a knot. Up is down.
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Neeew ACHIEVEMENT: Trilogy?
- By CatHerderCam on 05-14-21
- The Dungeon Anarchist's Cookbook
- Dungeon Crawler Carl, Book 3
- By: Matt Dinniman
- Narrated by: Jeff Hays, The Critical Drinker
Another incredible chapter
Reviewed: 12-09-23
Both the story and the narration are some of the best out there. Diving right into the next one!
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The Dungeon Anarchist's Cookbook
- Dungeon Crawler Carl, Book 3
- By: Matt Dinniman
- Narrated by: Jeff Hays
- Length: 16 hrs and 54 mins
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Welcome to the Gun Show! The top 10 list is populated. The sponsorship program is open. The difficulty is ramping up. The first three floors were nothing compared to what Carl and Donut now face. The Iron Tangle. An impossibly complicated subway system built out of the world's subterranean railway systems, all combined and then tied together into a knot. Up is down. Down is up. Close is far. The cars are filled with monsters, the railway stations are less than safe, and the exit is always just a few stops away.
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Neeew ACHIEVEMENT: Trilogy?
- By CatHerderCam on 05-14-21
- The Dungeon Anarchist's Cookbook
- Dungeon Crawler Carl, Book 3
- By: Matt Dinniman
- Narrated by: Jeff Hays
Another incredible chapter
Reviewed: 12-09-23
Both the story and the narration are some of the best out there. Diving right into the next one!
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Empire of Blue Water
- Captain Morgan's Great Pirate Army, the Epic Battle for the Americas, and the Catastrophe that Ended the Outlaws' Bloody Reign
- By: Stephan Talty
- Narrated by: John H. Mayer
- Length: 13 hrs and 26 mins
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He challenged the greatest empire on earth with a ragtag bunch of renegades and brought it to its knees. This is the real story of the pirates of the Caribbean. Henry Morgan, a 20-year-old Welshman, crossed the Atlantic in 1655, hell-bent on making his fortune. Over the next three decades, his exploits in the Caribbean became legendary. His daring attacks on the mighty Spanish empire on land and at sea determined the fates of kings and queens, and his victories helped shape the destiny of the New World.
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Morbid Terrorists?
- By Jack on 11-11-08
- Empire of Blue Water
- Captain Morgan's Great Pirate Army, the Epic Battle for the Americas, and the Catastrophe that Ended the Outlaws' Bloody Reign
- By: Stephan Talty
- Narrated by: John H. Mayer
Slow burn, but worth it.
Reviewed: 02-19-22
It takes a while for the cadence of the story to pick up but once it doesn’t you’re treated to a phenomenally well-researched yet superbly approachable history of a Caribbean that was still to birth the likes of Blackbeard, Rackham or Bonnet, and the man that would inspire them all.
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The Wisdom of Crowds
- By: Joe Abercrombie
- Narrated by: Steven Pacey
- Length: 23 hrs and 37 mins
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Some say that to change the world you must first burn it down. Now that belief will be tested in the crucible of revolution: The Breakers and Burners have seized the levers of power, the smoke of riots has replaced the smog of industry, and all must submit to the wisdom of crowds. With nothing left to lose, Citizen Brock is determined to become a new hero for the new age, while Citizeness Savine must turn her talents from profit to survival before she can claw her way to redemption.
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Pacey amazing as always, Abercrombie disappoints.
- By Brandon on 09-17-21
- The Wisdom of Crowds
- By: Joe Abercrombie
- Narrated by: Steven Pacey
They don’t call it grimdark for nothing.
Reviewed: 09-21-21
Outstanding stuff from Joe as always, although this conclusion left me slightly less satisfied than previous arcs. Steven Pacey continues to show why he’s the best in the business at narration.
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