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Dungeon Crawler Carl, Book 3
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Jeff Hays
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The Critical Drinker
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Matt Dinniman
About this listen
Welcome to the Gun Show!
The top 10 list is populated. The sponsorship program is open. The difficulty is ramping up. The first three floors were nothing compared to what Carl and Donut now face.
The Iron Tangle. An impossibly complicated subway system built out of the world's subterranean railway systems, all combined and then tied together into a knot. Up is down. Down is up. Close is far. The cars are filled with monsters, the railway stations are less than safe, and the exit is always just a few stops away.
But there is hope. For the first time, the crawlers are all working together. The loot is better than ever. And the secret to unraveling it all may be hidden in the pages of a seemingly useless book.
Welcome, crawlers. Welcome to the fourth floor of the dungeon.
©2021 Matt Dinniman (P)2021 Soundbooth TheaterListeners also enjoyed...
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Born into the troubled kingdom of Albermaine, Alwyn Scribe is raised as an outlaw. Quick of wit and deft with a blade, Alwyn is content with the freedom of the woods and the comradeship of his fellow thieves. But an act of betrayal sets him on a new path - one of blood and vengeance, which eventually leads him to a soldier's life in the king's army. Fighting under the command of Lady Evadine Courlain, a noblewoman beset by visions of a demonic apocalypse, Alwyn must survive war and the deadly intrigues of the nobility if he hopes to claim his vengeance.
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Has a great first half then slowly goes downhill
- By Spencer Corpuz on 08-31-21
By: Anthony Ryan
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He Who Fights with Monsters: A LitRPG Adventure
- He Who Fights with Monsters, Book 1
- By: Shirtaloon, Travis Deverell
- Narrated by: Heath Miller
- Length: 28 hrs and 56 mins
- Unabridged
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It’s not easy making the career jump from office-supplies-store middle manager to heroic interdimensional adventurer. At least, Jason tries to be heroic, but it's hard to be good when all your powers are evil. He’ll face off against cannibals, cultists, wizards, monsters...and that’s just on the first day. He’s going to need courage, he’s going to need wit, and he’s going to need some magic powers of his own. But first, he’s going to need pants.
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Great!
- By tb3 on 03-10-21
By: Shirtaloon, and others
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The Joy of Missing Out
- Live More by Doing Less
- By: Tanya Dalton
- Narrated by: Tanya Dalton
- Length: 6 hrs and 58 mins
- Unabridged
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Overwhelmed. Do you wake up in the morning already feeling behind? Does the pressure of keeping it all together make you feel anxious and irritable? Tanya Dalton, CEO and productivity expert, offers you a liberating shift in perspective: Feeling overwhelmed isn't the result of having too much to do - it's from not knowing where to start. Doing less might seem counterintuitive, but doing less is more productive, because you’re concentrating on the work you actually want to be doing.
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Have JOMO not FOMO!
- By Shannon on 10-09-19
By: Tanya Dalton
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The Wandering Inn
- The Wandering Inn, Book 1
- By: pirateaba
- Narrated by: Andrea Parsneau
- Length: 48 hrs and 7 mins
- Unabridged
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"No killing Goblins." So reads the sign outside of The Wandering Inn, a small building run by a young woman named Erin Solstice. She serves pasta with sausage, blue fruit juice, and dead acid flies on request. And she comes from another world. Ours. It's a bad day when Erin finds herself transported to a fantastical world and nearly gets eaten by a Dragon. She doesn't belong in a place where monster attacks are a fact of life, and where Humans are one species among many. But she must adapt to her new life. Or die.
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Endless whining and painfully slow
- By Kindle Customer on 01-04-20
By: pirateaba
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Of Blood and Fire
- The Bound and the Broken, Book 1
- By: Ryan Cahill
- Narrated by: Derek Perkins
- Length: 16 hrs and 23 mins
- Unabridged
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Epheria is a land divided by war and mistrust. The High Lords of the South squabble and fight, only kept in check by the Dragonguard, traitors of a time long past, who serve the empire of the North. In the remote villages of Southern Epheria, still reeling from the tragic loss of his brother, Calen Bryer prepares for The Proving - a test of courage and skill that not all survive. But when three strangers arrive in the village of Milltown, with a secret they are willing to die for, Calen’s world is ripped from under him and he is thrust headfirst into a war.
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Didn’t expect a “grow up power fantasy”
- By Mike Thomas on 07-23-22
By: Ryan Cahill
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Dungeon World Series Complete Box Set: Books 1 Through 5
- By: Jonathan Brooks
- Narrated by: Miles Meili
- Length: 54 hrs and 23 mins
- Unabridged
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Millions of dungeons inhabit the planet, utilizing the Human people as a source of much-needed Mana to facilitate their own growth; in turn, the humans delve into the dungeons to acquire their own power in the form of Essence, which allows them to develop and enhance themselves in a multitude of different ways. It is a symbiotic relationship that has lasted thousands of years and has brought about a measure of peace.
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Let me save you the time Trash
- By Marlon on 11-16-21
By: Jonathan Brooks
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Space Raiders: The Complete Series
- Space Raiders, Books 1-3
- By: Ken Lozito
- Narrated by: MacLeod Andrews
- Length: 26 hrs and 32 mins
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After years of searching, Nathan Briggs is finally on the verge of making an incredible discovery. Unfortunately, the aliens have other plans. When Nathan stops a brutal attack on an unsuspecting victim, he gets more than he bargained for and sets into motion events that will change his life forever. They told him he should've run away, and maybe they were right. Nathan is about to embark on an adventure of a lifetime.
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Worth the credit with provisos
- By Sailfish on 01-30-25
By: Ken Lozito
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Two Necromancers, a Bureaucrat, and an Army of Golems
- An Unconventional Heroes Publisher's Pack
- By: L. G. Estrella
- Narrated by: Fred Berman
- Length: 13 hrs and 5 mins
- Unabridged
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Timothy Walter Bolton - better known as Timmy - has spent most of his life as a necromancer. When he isn't terrorising his enemies, he's plotting inside his castle, which is built on top of lightless chasms filled with nameless horrors and beings of a generally malevolent and megalomaniacal nature. But after one of his latest creations, a zombie hydra-dragon-bear, tries to eat him, he decides that maybe it's time to find a new, less dangerous, career.
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Sound Editing Needed
- By Robert on 05-29-20
By: L. G. Estrella
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Chrysalis, Books 1-3
- A LitRPG Adventure Box Set
- By: RinoZ
- Narrated by: Jeff Hays, Annie Ellicott
- Length: 54 hrs and 41 mins
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Anthony has been reborn! Placed into the remarkable game-like world of Pangera. But something seems a little off... What's with these skills? Bite? Dig? Wait.... He's been reborn as a WHAT?! Follow Anthony as he attempts to adjust to his new life as an ant in his new Dungeon home. He'll have to learn how to survive, level-up, and grow both himself and his bite-sized colony into a force to be reckoned with.
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Bad jokes, insufferable protagonist and animal abuse
- By Anders Grevelund on 02-20-24
By: RinoZ
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My Best Friend Is an Eldritch Horror: Books 1-6
- A LitRPG Adventure
- By: Actus
- Narrated by: Peter Berkrot
- Length: 70 hrs and 48 mins
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Damien nearly ended the world. Now, his mistake might be the only thing that can save it. Good things come to those who wait. Damien Vale didn’t, and he ended up bound to an Eldritch creature from beyond the reaches of space. It has lived since the dawn of time, seen the world born and destroyed countless times, and wants to be called Henry. Unusual companion or not, Damien was still determined to go to a mage college and study magic.
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Basically Perfect
- By Renadi on 11-20-24
By: Actus
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Beware of Chicken: A Xianxia Cultivation Novel
- Beware of Chicken, Book 1
- By: Casualfarmer
- Narrated by: Travis Baldree
- Length: 12 hrs and 35 mins
- Unabridged
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Jin Rou wanted to be a cultivator. A man powerful enough to defy the heavens. A master of martial arts. A lord of spiritual power. Unfortunately for him, he died, and now I’m stuck in his body. Arrogant Masters? Heavenly Tribulations? All that violence and bloodshed? Yeah, no thanks. I’m getting out of here. Farm life sounds pretty great. Tilling a field by hand is fun when you’ve got the strength of ten men—though maybe I shouldn’t have fed those Spirit Herbs to my pet rooster.
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Fun
- By Julie on 05-26-22
By: Casualfarmer
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Mother of Learning Arc 1
- Mother of Learning, Book 1
- By: nobody103, Domagoj Kurmaić
- Narrated by: Jack Voraces
- Length: 22 hrs and 55 mins
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A teenage mage of humble birth and slightly above-average skill, Zorian is attending his third year of education at Cyoria's magical academy. A driven and quiet young man, he is consumed by a desire to ensure his own future and free himself of the influence of his family, resenting the Kazinskis for favoring his brothers over him. Consequently, Zorian has no time for pointless distractions, much less other people's problems.
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This narrator
- By Burnt Taco Meat on 01-02-22
By: nobody103, and others
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Senlin Ascends: Booktrack Edition
- By: Josiah Bancroft
- Narrated by: John Banks
- Length: 14 hrs and 15 mins
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Booktrack Edition: The Tower of Babel is the greatest marvel in the world. Immense as a mountain, the ancient Tower holds unnumbered ringdoms, warring and peaceful, stacked one on the other like the layers of a cake. Soon after arriving for his honeymoon at the Tower, the mild-mannered headmaster of a small village school, Thomas Senlin, gets separated from his wife, Marya. Senlin is determined to find Marya, but to do so he'll have to navigate madhouses, ballrooms, and burlesque theaters. He must survive betrayal, assassins, and the illusions of the Tower.
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So Entertaining
- By Jamie on 12-11-21
By: Josiah Bancroft
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- Tellistto
- 10-18-21
Awesome
twists and turns plot with plenty of action and mayhem. Jeff Hays really brings the characters and game world to life.
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- Allen
- 05-24-21
Absolutely amazing!
This is by far one of the best audio books I've listened to! I have personally recommended to several friends, and I think they would agree with me.
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- Bill
- 05-28-21
Fabulous world building with high octane tension
I loath pay to win loot boxes, yet somehow I sit on the edge of my seat to hear every detail of Carl's loot.
The system AI is hilarious and witty, the world feels alive and immersive.
I marathoned this until 4am, highly recommend!
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- Keith - a NJ family dude
- 09-06-21
Awesome D&Desque fun! Keep them coming Matt!
If you grew up in the 80s or ever played a role playing game, or just have a sense of humor, this book will keep you wildly entertained.
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- Big John
- 05-26-21
just get. you're welcome
seriously, get this series. you're welcome. I need more words. How about awesome! Good lord! 15 words? How much more do I need?
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- kenya williams
- 07-09-21
Damn this series for being so good
if I had the time I'd not wait for the next audio version and go ahead and read the next installment myself BECAUSE I love this series and I WANT MORE!!! Read it(listen to) it's worth it.
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- CG
- 10-24-23
-1 Star for Critical Drinker & his audio quality
Good book.
Great narrator.
Instantly ruined anytime Critical Drinker appears. Not just for the unnecessary guest star (narrator wouldve done better alone), but also the horrific audio quality of Critical Drinker's recordings. What a joke. I hate these cringe guest star advertisements / gimmicks for some dumb youtuber's cringe channel. I know little about Critical Drinker except that he is clearly trash with no respect for quality craftsmanship. Looked him up after this, and no surprise he has cringe status quo opinions too.
But that audio quality. Holy crap why would anyone let some rando youtuber record on his shitty microphone like this and allow it in the final product. I hate "celebrities" for this reason alone. Popularity != Quality. Learn to record audio if you want to guest star for an audio book.
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- Scott Mathis
- 06-02-21
Well worth it.
Matt Dinniman has again created an engrossing and entertaining world for Carl & Donut. Adding political intrigue with unique Dungeon Crawling explosiveness this third installment raises the bar as only Matt can.
Thank you Matt ! Well done!
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- james leckie
- 09-07-21
wins for both author and audio
jeff hays always does a good job on his books but i really enjoyed reading these before listening to them. good series, I'm looking forward to continuation of the tug o war between the System AI and the maga corporations that run the galaxy
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- Anonymous User
- 06-24-21
Good listen
Impossible problem s had to be solved with some help he forms a kind of commitity that you hope that is remembered in his further adventures, I really liked it, but I hope that it won’t be 1 book per floor
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