Ronald crumpton

funny

Reviewed: 08-02-17

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suxs

Reviewed: 07-25-17

sucks sucks really sucks sucks sucks really really really really really really really really sucks what else can I say?oh yeah it really really really really really really really really really really sucks

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great book

Reviewed: 07-17-17

good but not over the top. and he didn't use a certain word repeatedly. and thank God he's not trying to be a comedian mark tufo

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wise ass

Reviewed: 07-06-17

this book is 30% story 60% stand-up comedian or at least that's what the author is trying to be apparently. One smart-ass remark after another and not funny at all. and the narrator for some reason I'm thinking if I was looking at him. He would be Groucho Marx with a big afro. yes I know creepy that's what I'm trying to get to very very creepy now there's some sarcasm. Mr tufo I want my money back.

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predictable

Reviewed: 06-21-17

to the author anyway your stories are as predictable as a B Movie if you get a helicopter it's going to crash, if you board a train it'll somehow get down a dirt road you know what I'm saying. also a lot of your fax need to be straightened out first of all Mossberg is the ramen noodles of the gun world. also when you shoot someone they do not snap back unless you're close then very little. when you shoot someone it's like you turned off a switch and they just fall. now a shotgun up close will give you a kick but just the same as it kicks your shoulder. it's called inertia a fellow by the name of Newton came up with that you might be familiar with the Apple but not the fact that he invented calculus. and his best buddy was a rich guy named Haley, but I digress I'm getting my money back on this one. couldn't finish it I mean even listening you know it's an audiobook for the love of God and still couldn't finish it.
one more thing I could have mentioned another things you just got wrong. I didn't look at the date maybe this was published before Google and your lazy ass didn't have any other way to fact check. lol

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some people don't know when to quit

Reviewed: 06-19-17

story started out alright but then here come the tough women and possible situations impossible this and possible that.. and I won't even repeat two names in Teen ghost because I heard them way too much the guy sounds like an arrogant dumbass. and I did say teen. and the guy with the blades I have a friend that has on you can't do that crap on them especially running sand. and taking a dog somewhere that you need to be quiet that would just end in you having to kill the dog. story was kind of lame anyway I mean all these different ways to kill them they breathe air bullets kill them did they try any of our stockpiles of nerve gas chemical weapons? and if we don't have them we could have got them somewhere else easier than coming up with dr. crybabies methods. not real hard to make chlorine gas you can do it in your kitchen. I'm going to get my money back on the last book and to the author man quit trying to get a paycheck or just quit.
sorry for the crappy grammar but I'm bouncing around in helicopter.

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worst book in this series yet.

Reviewed: 06-14-17

to the author not every sentence in the military is an acronym you'd have to spend four years learning how to speak to people , now wouldn't you? and you don't have to explain every type of caliber weapon being used every time . and also most special ops carry Nato rounds. for obvious reasons. and it's also head over tea kettle. and to everybody else this is the longest take off of an aircraft in history. I mean didn't you ever see a plane take off there's not time for all this crap and you can't run up on top of a speeding aircraft are jump around on wings and fix engines. I really love the part where the special forces would not use their small weapons. because they were worried about shooting up the plane. really? you think the bad asses you prepare them to be . could probably shoot you in the head with a nine meal that's not going to go through anything else . although I digress I'm going to get my money back because this whole story only needed the theme to Benny Hill to make it perfectly ridiculous. and by the way the black shark helicopter that you referred to is one of the bigger pieces of crap put out by the Russians. and I cannot fly backwards.

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oh my God he shot a bullet out of the air

Reviewed: 02-07-17

well I have to write so many words so I'll get finish with this and blah it out. don't get this book because the only person you want to kill is the author. guy has done smoked his self retarded. LoL got to get my money back. anyway couldn't finish the book it really really really really really really really really really really really really sucked

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did you like the movie mr. mom

Reviewed: 12-12-16

one of the worst books ever. no common sense a guy in a zombie apocalypse preparing to get ready for the apocalypse but forgets to tell his wife to come home .works at a hospital stupid is what I'm thinking. also riding a bicycle around with a baby in a basket tied to the back. And even dumber . example he's so happy to find two gasoline generators. hey genius if you need a generator look up Equipment Rental you can get one big enough to power a small City ,Find a diesel tanker truck plumb it up to it and you're fixed for 6 month's. and they're extremely extremely quiet. got my money back LOL

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60% wise ass

Reviewed: 09-16-16

well it looks like you're running out of ideas. half of this book is what you call sarcasm , But most people call it being a smart-ass. you know people don't wander into long stories when they're under pressure. might want to work on that. seems like you're trying to go into plagiarizing Stephen Kings work,Gunslinger you know what I'm talking about. last book I purchased from you and I'm going to request my money back on this one.

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