Dead Drunk II
Dawn of the Deadbeats, Book 2
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Richard Johnson
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What happens when a bunch of 30-year-old degenerates survive an apocalyptic zombie outbreak? They get into even more trouble in the aftermath. Duh. That's right, Charlie Campbell and several of his loser friends have escaped a nightmare Chicago fraught with zombies and an occupying army, only to find the wild-lands beyond aren't any safer. Looking for sanctuary, this group of low-skilled and untrained anti-heroes must fight infected mobs, nerdy dads, tunnel dwelling freaks, special forces, and each other to survive. Facing death at every turn, the gang must make friends, find allies, adapt to this mad new world, and do it in a hurry. Will they survive? Will they find a cure? Will they drive each other crazy? But most importantly, will they run out of beer? If you liked the zombie mayhem, rowdy comedy, and over-the-top storytelling of the original Dead Drunk, you will be even more blown away by Dead Drunk II: Dawn of the Deadbeats. So adjust your trucker hat, light that generic cigarette, grab a cold one from the fridge, and let the shenanigans begin.
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In a steel-and-lead-encased bunker 20 feet below the basement level of his house, a soldier waits for his final orders. On the surface, a plague ravages the planet, infecting over 90% of the populace. The bacterium burrows through the brain, destroying all signs of humanity and leaving behind little more than base, prehistoric instincts. The infected turn into hyper-aggressive predators, with an insatiable desire to kill and feed. Someday soon, the soldier will have to open the hatch to his bunker, and step out into this new wasteland, to complete his mission....
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Die Hard Meets 28 Days Later
- By G Wallace on 01-10-14
By: D. J. Molles
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900 Miles
- A Zombie Novel
- By: S. Johnathan Davis
- Narrated by: Jamison Jones
- Length: 7 hrs and 46 mins
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John is a killer, but that wasn't his day job before the Apocalypse. In a harrowing 900-mile race against time to get to his wife just as the dead begin to rise, John, a businessman trapped in New York, soon learns that the zombies are the least of his worries, as he sees firsthand the horror of what man is capable of with no rules, no consequences, and death at every turn. Teaming up with an ex-army pilot named Kyle, they escape New York only to stumble across a man who says that he has the key to a rumored underground stronghold called Avalon....
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A "road story"--with zombies!
- By Lesley on 09-30-14
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What Zombies Fear 1: A Father's Quest
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- Narrated by: Victor Bevine
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When Victor Tookes went to work that beautiful spring day, he never expected to see a man eaten alive in the street in front of his office. After convincing himself that they really were zombies, he makes a trip from his house in Pennsylvania to his family home in Virginia, battling zombies all the way. His three and a half year old son was bitten on the leg, but doesn't turn into a zombie. Instead, he turns into something more than human.
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Avoid This If You Like Good Writing
- By Adrienne on 10-08-14
By: Kirk Allmond, and others
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Monster Hunter International
- By: Larry Correia
- Narrated by: Oliver Wyman
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Five days after Owen Zastava Pitt pushed his insufferable boss out of a 14th story window, he woke up in the hospital with a scarred face, an unbelievable memory, and a job offer. It turns out that monsters are real. All the things from myth, legend, and B-movies are out there, waiting in the shadows. Some of them are evil, and some are just hungry. Monster Hunter International is the premier eradication company in the business. And now Owen is their newest recruit.
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Suprizingly entertaining
- By Konstantin on 02-17-12
By: Larry Correia
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The Survivalist
- Frontier Justice
- By: Arthur T. Bradley
- Narrated by: Jamie Buck
- Length: 5 hrs and 35 mins
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The Superpox-99 virus has wiped out nearly the entire human race. Governments have collapsed. Cities have become graveyards filled with unspeakable horror. People have resorted to scavenging from the dead, or taking from the living. The entire industrialized world has become a wasteland of abandoned cars, decaying bodies, and feral animals. To stay alive, U.S. Deputy Marshal Mason Raines must forage for food, water, and gasoline while outgunning those who seek to take advantage of the apocalyptic anarchy. Together with his giant Irish wolfhound, Bowie, he aligns with survivors of the town of Boone in a life and death struggle against a gang of violent criminals. With each deadly encounter, Mason is force to accept his place as one of the nation's few remaining lawmen. In a world now populated by escaped convicts, paranoid mutants, and government hit squads, his only hope to save the townspeople is to enforce his own brand of frontier justice.
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Don't waste your time or $.
- By James Clark on 01-28-15
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I Have a Bad Feeling about This
- By: Jeff Strand
- Narrated by: Aaron Landon
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Henry Lambert would rather play video games than spend time in the great outdoors - but that doesn't make him a wuss. Skinny nerd? Fine. But wuss is a little harsh. Sadly, his dad doesn't agree. Which is why Henry is being shipped off to Strongwoods Survival Camp. Strongwoods isn't exactly as advertised. It looks like the victim of a zombie apocalypse, the "camp director" is a psycho drill sergeant, and Henry's sure he saw a sign written in blood...
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Entertaining
- By JunieJ on 01-22-17
By: Jeff Strand
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Caverns and Creatures: Volume I (Books 1-4)
- By: Robert Bevan
- Narrated by: Jonathan Sleep
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Swords. Sorcery. Dick Jokes. Truly do the gods smile upon you, dear listener, for the first four books in the hilarious Caverns and Creatures series are now available in one audiobook set. Join Tim, Dave, Julian, and Cooper as they are thrown into a hostile fantasy world filled with magic and monsters, and ruled over by a cruel and sadistic game master who taunts and harasses them while he sits back and eats their fried chicken.
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A great listen, but don't listen while in public!
- By Jonathan on 06-26-19
By: Robert Bevan
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The First Days
- As the World Dies, Book 1
- By: Rhiannon Frater
- Narrated by: Cassandra Campbell
- Length: 11 hrs and 45 mins
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The morning that the world ends, Katie is getting ready for court and housewife Jenni is taking care of her family. Less than two hours later, they are fleeing for their lives from a zombie horde. Thrown together by circumstance, Jenni and Katie become a powerful zombie-killing partnership, mowing down zombies as they rescue Jenni's stepson, Jason, from an infected campground.
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Not for my demographic
- By Garth on 02-08-12
By: Rhiannon Frater
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Yesterday's Gone: Season One
- By: Sean Platt, David Wright
- Narrated by: Chris Patton, Brian Holsopple, Ray Chase, and others
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Can humanity Survive what it never saw coming? On October 15 at 2:15 a.ms Earth vanished. A scattered few woke alone in a world with no rules, other than survival at any cost. A journalist wanders the wretched reality of an empty New York, searching for his wife and son. A serial killer must hunt in a land where prey is now an endangered species. A mother shields her young daughter from danger through every terror-filled breath.
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Idk how it got such rave reviews!? horrible!!
- By Kate+4 on 05-26-18
By: Sean Platt, and others
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Plague of the Dead
- The Morningstar Strain, Book 1
- By: Z. A. Recht
- Narrated by: Oliver Wyman
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The end begins with a viral outbreak unlike anything mankind has ever encountered before. The infected are subject to delirium, fever, a dramatic increase in violent behavior, and a one-hundred percent mortality rate. Death. But it doesn't end there. The victims return from death to walk the earth. When a massive military operation fails to contain the plague of the living dead it escalates into a global pandemic.
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YOU MIGHT WANT TO PUT DOWN THAT CUP OF COFFEE
- By Jim "The Impatient" on 09-08-16
By: Z. A. Recht
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Cannibal Reign
- By: Thomas Koloniar
- Narrated by: Brian Hutchison
- Length: 14 hrs and 35 mins
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First the asteroid would come, slamming into the earth just north of the Montana border, followed by earthquakes, tsunamis, and unending night. And after that... Hell. Astronomer Marty Chittenden is the first to recognize the approaching doom - a discovery that makes him a marked man. Green Beret Jack Forrest knows the catastrophe is inevitable and begins stockpiling an abandoned missile silo with supplies while gathering together a small community of men, women, and children he prays can survive the apocalypse.
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original post apocalyptic
- By Midwestbonsai on 05-18-15
By: Thomas Koloniar
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900 Minutes
- By: S. Johnathan Davis
- Narrated by: Jamison Jones
- Length: 10 hrs and 7 mins
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John is a father, but that wasn't his day job before the Zombie Apocalypse. Seven months after the events in 900 Miles, we pick up with John and Kyle who are bunkered down with their newfound community back at Avalon. Unexpectedly thrust outside the protection of Avalon's walls, they're forced back into the world of the dead on a scavenging run that should be routine. However, they quickly learn that there are forces at play making this journey anything but...
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started off oddly like the game Undead Rising 2
- By Midwestbonsai on 03-10-16
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- bernard
- 01-02-17
I would like to see the conclusion
I like to see the conclusion of this story. I'm into these guys. It would be nice to know what happens to them.
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- BigKev
- 05-03-15
More zombies, less beer
Would you recommend this audiobook to a friend? If so, why?
Oh yeah. It's just funny and out there.
What other book might you compare Dead Drunk II to and why?
Dead Drunk of course and Mountain Man. Zombie Fallout too.
Which character – as performed by Neil Hellegers – was your favorite?
Uncle Russ is just a blast. He is ridiculous but has heart.
If you could rename Dead Drunk II, what would you call it?
Dawn of the Du%$bags
Any additional comments?
Dead Drunk II was just as good as the first but less jokes per page. It was more serious and that isn't necessarily a bad thing. The characters grew up some from the first book.
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- Eirik bloom
- 03-06-19
A GREAT BOOK
THIS WAS AWESOME... WHERE IS THE NEXT BOOK COME ON RICHARD JOHNSON GET BUSY WRITING!!!!
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- Ronald crumpton
- 08-02-17
funny
mmmm! mmmm m!m mmm!mmoo o!oooo ooo!ooo oo!oooo o!ooooo o!oorrrr r!rrrrrrr rr!rrr rrrr r!rrrrr rrrrr!rrrrrrr !rrrrrrr rrr!rrr eeee ee!ee eeee!eeeee !eeeee! eee !!!!!
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- Cpend
- 01-28-19
fantastic
this book , the series would make an awesome movie. I love the reader of this audio book. fantastic job
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- MeekaBleeka
- 09-04-15
Hilarious
One of my fav zombie books. Very funny!! Both books are! I can't wait till book 3!
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- Amanda
- 01-12-19
Great sequel to Dead Drunk
Loved it!! Imagine Dolf Lundgren meets Johnny Galecki in a Zombie Apocolypse while the Rock takes over a prison in a twisted love story.
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- Midwestbonsai
- 04-14-16
unorthodox zombie meets Cheech and Chong
Charlie Campbell and friends continue to try to escape the apocalypse and find a safe zone. Charlie is doomed from the start. Not only are his friends “losers” but they are the drunken, anti-heroic types as well. They encounter a mob of zombies at almost every turn, nuns at a nunnery, a semi-truck full of dildos and a wrestler. It is up to Charlie to keep everyone on track. Then there’s Left-Nut – a living man who is infected and while he craves the flesh, he satisfies his need with a beer – one long continuous one until someone he dislikes pops up or someone bleeds, then the beer is gone and he feeds. Charlie and friends encounter a used R.V. salesman who is just as slimy during the apocalypse as he was before; freaks from a tunnel have the group running scared and then there’s the abandoned little baby – when he cries the zombies come running. They pick up friends and allies along their journey but they lose some of them just as quickly. This group is mostly known as uneducated, unmotivated, two-fisted, beer drinking degenerates who are anything except heroic. Rambunctious and fun, their story of survival will have you rolling on the floor.
Then there is the group of women who were at a bachelorette party at the beginning of the apocalypse and their encounters with survivors while trying to find a safe spot to wait out the end of the world. They encounter their own special hell with the survivors they meet. Treating their experience as one long “slumber party” they encounter two undesirable men that should never have survived but who have the upper hand and feeling far more powerful than they should and a vicious serial killer. While the women have their moments, they are far smarter than they appear.
Both groups are trying to survive and during their struggles they encounter zombies as well as all kinds of friends, allies, and more. For these groups of survivors – thank goodness for beer, metal plates, beer, semi’s full of dildos and more beer!
This was a fun listen – the arguments the men had are reminiscent of the famous Cheech and Chong comedic exchanges.
The narrator, Neil Hellegers did an excellent job. He kept the voices straight and made them reflect the personalities of the characters. He kept the pace up and spoke clearly.
For Richard Johnson, the zombie apocalypse is not all serious flesh-eating zombies or stern faced military guys; no, he writes the unorthodox zombie meets Cheech and Chong like comedy with some sobering moments. His characters you either love or hate, but you can’t resist – you have to know what happens to each and every one of them! Johnson’s Dead Drunk II is well written and hugely hilarious, absurd, silly, antic-filled and side-splitting.
Need a break? Need something to take your mind off the world? This is it!
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- TRACY
- 03-16-16
Fun read
These guys continue to crack me up. Hope there is another book on the works. Several times I was caught lol with my head phones on and people looked at me strange.
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- Donna Rae
- 09-12-16
Well Pass the possum and ketchup!
The 2nd book in this series didn't fail to keep me entertained! I found myself laughing out loud and shaking my head a few times. Who knew the possible savior of this brave new world would be some drunk, high red-neck? I can't wait to find out what happens to the anti-heroes of the zombie apocalypse next!
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