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  • 500 Funny Quotes for Women

  • Inspirational Quotes to Boost Your Mood Instantly & Make Your Day a Little Happier!
  • By: Stan Hardy
  • Narrated by: Jill Rolls
  • Length: 1 hr and 32 mins
  • 4.6 out of 5 stars (36 ratings)

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500 Funny Quotes for Women

By: Stan Hardy
Narrated by: Jill Rolls
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Publisher's summary

Want to come in a good mood instantly? Need some funny and uplifting quotes with many of the truisms from our everyday lives? Looking for a gift that everyone likes? Then, this is the book for you!

Funny quotes are great; they allow us to take a quick break, relax, and take life a bit easier. And who doesn’t need those in today’s hectic life? Whether you are looking for an innovative way to cheer yourself up and deal with the daily stresses, stay focused and motivated, or simply trying to find a fantastic gift for a friend or a loved one, 500 Funny Quotes for Women could be a perfect choice!

Here are what this book will offer you:

  • 500 funny quotes explicitly selected for Women
  • A collection of quotes carefully chosen from numerous sources arranged by themes
  • An easy book that you just pick up anytime start anywhere and always enjoy!
  • Uplifting quotes to instantly boost mood and make you chuckle!
  • A perfect gift to bring laughter and joy to the family, friends, and colleagues
  • Wisdom and inspiration while being amused
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Funny quotes

I only listen to this for a few minutes at a time. But the quotes are fun to hear. It is not a book I could listen to for a half hour at one time.

The narration was excellent.

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Funny and amusing

I really enjoyed this. I much needed laughter!! Made my day brighter and work go by smoothly

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A lot of humor

i’m not sure I would want to read this book cover to cover. I think it would become tedious then, and that would take away from the humor. There were actually a lot of quotes in here that were clever or funny. I enjoyed it when I just dipped into it occasionally. But narrator did a great job.

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My wife and daughter love it

Both of my girls liked this one. They both got a real good kick out of it

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Enjoyed it

I truly loved listening to this book!
Thank you. I will try and remember to review more

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It is one of the best audible!

I enjoy listening this book. It is funny and entertaining. The way it is written reminds me of the Xabier short funny quotes that listeners would submit back in the day.

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Hilariously, Sadly & True 101%!!!

Absolutely hilarious revealing the sad truth about so many aspects of every humans daily life….even the ones that try to deny.
Cynthia Porter

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I am very pleased to listen that audible.

I usually hate funny books. Purchased this as a gift and listened to it (out of curiosity) before giving it away, and surprisingly I found it very funny!

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I love quotes

I love the accent too! Listen a bit at a time. Love the Virginia Wolfe quotes.

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Very happy to listen this great book.

Listening to 500 Funny Quotes for Women had a very positive impact on me. It was both relaxing and entertaining. Funny to see so many of the quotes apply to my life!

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