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How to Argue with a Cat

A Human's Guide to the Art of Persuasion

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How to Argue with a Cat

By: Jay Heinrichs
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Learn how to persuade cats - the world's most skeptical and cautious negotiators - with this primer on rhetoric and argument from the New York Times best-selling author of Thank You for Arguing!

Cats are skilled manipulators who can talk you into just about anything without a single word. They can get you to drop whatever you're doing and play with them. They can make you serve their dinner way ahead of schedule. They can get you to sit down right this instant and provide a lap. On the other hand, try getting a cat to do what you want....

While it's hard, persuading a cat is possible. And after that, persuading humans becomes a breeze, and that is what you will learn in this audiobook.

How to Argue with a Cat will teach you how to:

  • Hold an intelligent conversation - one of the few things easier to do with a cat than a human.
  • Argue logically, even if your opponent is furry and irrational.
  • Hack up a fallacy (the hairball of logic).
  • Make your body do the talking (cats are very good at this).
  • Master decorum: the art of fitting in with cats, venture capitalists, or humans.
  • Earn any creature's respect and loyalty.
©2018 Jay Heinrichs (P)2018 Random House Audio Communication & Social Skills Literature & Fiction Personal Development Pets & Animal Care Satire Words, Language & Grammar Funny Witty
Humorous Approach • Persuasive Techniques • Entertaining Analogies • Profound Lessons • Creative Concept
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Good job, Jay Heinrichs! You’re book on persuasion taught me so much, I am better at persuading than ever! Plus, this book is funny, well written, and made me smarter. Thank you for making this book. It taught me enough to persuade my friends and family, including my three cats. This book helped me a lot. Thank you so much! I enjoyed this book a lot, and it helped me learn a lot.

What a good book!

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love love loved this book.
way too funny not to relisten.
a definite 10 time relisten.

on point

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Entertaining, factual, fun, and full of practical lessons for use in every relationship. I have already recommended this to so many people as I start my second listen.

Such a great listen.

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very well written. the analogies are easy to associate with and follow. the stories make the book fun and hard to put down

awesome listen

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fantastic- funny and informative. great performance too! Will look for other books by this author myself

must read/listen

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Wonderful book to listen to marvelous stories light read, but profound lessons. I’m going to read it again because I learned so much about communicating with people.

Great read,

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loved it ! The cats mind can teach humans mind re control of issues.

understand how human vs cats minds work

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Loved 😍 this !!! Intriguing feline thoughts. Narrator was quite fluctuating and intriguing. A new way of thinking.

Arguing with a Cat 😺

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Arguing with a cat was never explained this simple. My cat is a king, so he’s still in charge, though. Thanks.

Thank you for teaching us how to rule the world.

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I studied communication in college and thus I am a lover of all things persuasion. This book does not disappoint. Filled with puns, this book teaches the art of persuasion just as well as all of Jay Heinrichs published works. I highly recommend this book to all communication lovers and cat lovers alike.

Hilarious and informational

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