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How to Argue with a Cat

A Human's Guide to the Art of Persuasion

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How to Argue with a Cat

By: Jay Heinrichs
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Learn how to persuade cats - the world's most skeptical and cautious negotiators - with this primer on rhetoric and argument from the New York Times best-selling author of Thank You for Arguing!

Cats are skilled manipulators who can talk you into just about anything without a single word. They can get you to drop whatever you're doing and play with them. They can make you serve their dinner way ahead of schedule. They can get you to sit down right this instant and provide a lap. On the other hand, try getting a cat to do what you want....

While it's hard, persuading a cat is possible. And after that, persuading humans becomes a breeze, and that is what you will learn in this audiobook.

How to Argue with a Cat will teach you how to:

  • Hold an intelligent conversation - one of the few things easier to do with a cat than a human.
  • Argue logically, even if your opponent is furry and irrational.
  • Hack up a fallacy (the hairball of logic).
  • Make your body do the talking (cats are very good at this).
  • Master decorum: the art of fitting in with cats, venture capitalists, or humans.
  • Earn any creature's respect and loyalty.
©2018 Jay Heinrichs (P)2018 Random House Audio
Communication & Social Skills Pets & Animal Care Satire Words, Language & Grammar Cats Comedy Funny Witty

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What a good book!

Good job, Jay Heinrichs! You’re book on persuasion taught me so much, I am better at persuading than ever! Plus, this book is funny, well written, and made me smarter. Thank you for making this book. It taught me enough to persuade my friends and family, including my three cats. This book helped me a lot. Thank you so much! I enjoyed this book a lot, and it helped me learn a lot.

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on point

love love loved this book.
way too funny not to relisten.
a definite 10 time relisten.

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Such a great listen.

Entertaining, factual, fun, and full of practical lessons for use in every relationship. I have already recommended this to so many people as I start my second listen.

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understand how human vs cats minds work

loved it ! The cats mind can teach humans mind re control of issues.

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Arguing with a Cat 😺

Loved 😍 this !!! Intriguing feline thoughts. Narrator was quite fluctuating and intriguing. A new way of thinking.

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Hilarious and informational

I studied communication in college and thus I am a lover of all things persuasion. This book does not disappoint. Filled with puns, this book teaches the art of persuasion just as well as all of Jay Heinrichs published works. I highly recommend this book to all communication lovers and cat lovers alike.

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Didnt know what I was getting, until I listened!!

Was thinking I was getting a cat story. Instead got a better outlook on humans!! Loved it!! Will probably listen to it again!! Cats are amazing and what JH has put together comparing them to humans makes so much sense!! Thank you!

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Cute premise

No big Ahas on what to do or not to do but really made me want a cat

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Entertaining

As a cat lover, I enjoyed the book and found it entertaining. As a real useful guide to the art of negotiation, it was ok.

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awesome listen

very well written. the analogies are easy to associate with and follow. the stories make the book fun and hard to put down

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