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Get this: you wake up in the hospital. You're not feeling so hot—to put it mildly—and also, you're surrounded by hordes of zombies! After trying to run away, you eventually find a map of the building, but guess what? It's in French! Why? 'Cuz you're in France!
You've got nothing on you but a baseball bat, and the zombies are just one step away from biting you on your bare backside. But don't worry, there's still hope, because you've got your own personal shelter in spacetime.
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People awake in a strange place with no idea of who or where they are. There is only a bizarre message carved into a metal obelisk and the growing awareness that every single living creature in this new world is a deadly threat. Even a seemingly cute and fluffy bunny has a taste for human flesh . . .What are they to do? How will they survive? How do they stay sane?
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Awesome
- By CC on 09-19-24
By: Dmitry Dornichev, and others
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Resonance
- D.E.D. Exorcist, Book 1
- By: Jonathan Smidt
- Narrated by: Austin Rising
- Length: 15 hrs and 55 mins
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D.E.D. Exorcists is the latest Augmented Reality mobile game focused on capturing, collecting, and training teams of Digitally Energized Demons. For an ordinary college student like Henry, who has always loved monster-taming RPGs, it looks like the perfect game. At least, until he downloads it. Now, the monsters are real. Henry finds himself forcibly recruited into the very real D.E.D. Exorcists: a shadow organization capable of capturing, training, and subduing the real-life demons that are invading Earth.
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Decent but has issues
- By Amazon Customer on 10-04-24
By: Jonathan Smidt
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The MMRPG Apocalypse
- The MMRPG Apocalypse, Book 1
- By: Jeremy Chambless
- Narrated by: Shawn Compton
- Length: 9 hrs and 38 mins
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A gas station clerk at twenty-seven with no future prospects on the horizon, Mike Reynolds is a dropout with an addiction to video games and a less-than-ideal living situation. Life definitely isn't great, but could it really get much worse? When monsters appear on Earth and begin destroying the fabric holding together humanity, that thought is thrown out the window: everything is getting worse, and fast. 'Is my world becoming an MMRPG Apocalypse?' Can Mike make good on his prior experience and carve a foothold for himself as a Necromancer in this RPG world?
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Absolutely terrible don’t waste you money the positive reviews are bots most likely
- By Rob on 09-16-24
By: Jeremy Chambless
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An Ideal World for a Sociopath, Book 1
- By: Oleg Sapphire, Colin Parker - Translated by
- Narrated by: Matt Godfrey
- Length: 9 hrs and 3 mins
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Are you a sociopath and dissatisfied with your life? Don't know what to do about it or where to begin? In that case, we have the solution.
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- By Anonymous User on 03-30-24
By: Oleg Sapphire, and others
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Hell-Forged
- By: E.M. Hardy
- Narrated by: Daniel Wisniewski
- Length: 13 hrs and 38 mins
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"Congratulations! You are the last survivor of the Hell Games. You have gained back your freedom." Huh? One moment I was running from demons and other competitors trying to do me in. The next, I was thrown back into yet another realm. Before me, some Princess started explaining that she had asked the gods for champions to help save her world in these dire times… and I was one of the chosen heroes. Yeah, right! I had been in Hell long enough to know I shouldn't trust my senses when it all seemed too good to be true.
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I truly liked this
- By Anonymous User on 10-03-24
By: E.M. Hardy
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Power
- Wormhole Mana, Book 1
- By: Tom Larcombe
- Narrated by: Shawn Compton
- Length: 17 hrs and 9 mins
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Maxwell Carter works a maintenance job at a government research facility. The research lab he works at has an accident, more energy coming through the wormhole than anticipated, enough to completely rupture the shields that were supposed to contain it until they finished determining how to convert the energy into electricity. Previously harmless animals are changed to nightmare threats and people are dying, seemingly due to incidents related directly to their interests.
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so a system outbreak
- By Rob on 09-16-24
By: Tom Larcombe
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Rabbits: Keep Out! A LitRPG Progression Fantasy Series
- The Village, Book 1
- By: Dmitry Dornichev, Alexey Kovtunov, Sofia Gutkin - translator
- Narrated by: Matt Weisgerber
- Length: 8 hrs and 18 mins
- Unabridged
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People awake in a strange place with no idea of who or where they are. There is only a bizarre message carved into a metal obelisk and the growing awareness that every single living creature in this new world is a deadly threat. Even a seemingly cute and fluffy bunny has a taste for human flesh . . .What are they to do? How will they survive? How do they stay sane?
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Awesome
- By CC on 09-19-24
By: Dmitry Dornichev, and others
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Resonance
- D.E.D. Exorcist, Book 1
- By: Jonathan Smidt
- Narrated by: Austin Rising
- Length: 15 hrs and 55 mins
- Unabridged
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D.E.D. Exorcists is the latest Augmented Reality mobile game focused on capturing, collecting, and training teams of Digitally Energized Demons. For an ordinary college student like Henry, who has always loved monster-taming RPGs, it looks like the perfect game. At least, until he downloads it. Now, the monsters are real. Henry finds himself forcibly recruited into the very real D.E.D. Exorcists: a shadow organization capable of capturing, training, and subduing the real-life demons that are invading Earth.
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Decent but has issues
- By Amazon Customer on 10-04-24
By: Jonathan Smidt
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The MMRPG Apocalypse
- The MMRPG Apocalypse, Book 1
- By: Jeremy Chambless
- Narrated by: Shawn Compton
- Length: 9 hrs and 38 mins
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A gas station clerk at twenty-seven with no future prospects on the horizon, Mike Reynolds is a dropout with an addiction to video games and a less-than-ideal living situation. Life definitely isn't great, but could it really get much worse? When monsters appear on Earth and begin destroying the fabric holding together humanity, that thought is thrown out the window: everything is getting worse, and fast. 'Is my world becoming an MMRPG Apocalypse?' Can Mike make good on his prior experience and carve a foothold for himself as a Necromancer in this RPG world?
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Absolutely terrible don’t waste you money the positive reviews are bots most likely
- By Rob on 09-16-24
By: Jeremy Chambless
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An Ideal World for a Sociopath, Book 1
- By: Oleg Sapphire, Colin Parker - Translated by
- Narrated by: Matt Godfrey
- Length: 9 hrs and 3 mins
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Are you a sociopath and dissatisfied with your life? Don't know what to do about it or where to begin? In that case, we have the solution.
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Cringe MC
- By Anonymous User on 03-30-24
By: Oleg Sapphire, and others
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Hell-Forged
- By: E.M. Hardy
- Narrated by: Daniel Wisniewski
- Length: 13 hrs and 38 mins
- Unabridged
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"Congratulations! You are the last survivor of the Hell Games. You have gained back your freedom." Huh? One moment I was running from demons and other competitors trying to do me in. The next, I was thrown back into yet another realm. Before me, some Princess started explaining that she had asked the gods for champions to help save her world in these dire times… and I was one of the chosen heroes. Yeah, right! I had been in Hell long enough to know I shouldn't trust my senses when it all seemed too good to be true.
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I truly liked this
- By Anonymous User on 10-03-24
By: E.M. Hardy
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Power
- Wormhole Mana, Book 1
- By: Tom Larcombe
- Narrated by: Shawn Compton
- Length: 17 hrs and 9 mins
- Unabridged
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Maxwell Carter works a maintenance job at a government research facility. The research lab he works at has an accident, more energy coming through the wormhole than anticipated, enough to completely rupture the shields that were supposed to contain it until they finished determining how to convert the energy into electricity. Previously harmless animals are changed to nightmare threats and people are dying, seemingly due to incidents related directly to their interests.
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so a system outbreak
- By Rob on 09-16-24
By: Tom Larcombe
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A Soldier's Life, Book 1
- A Soldier's Life, Book 1
- By: Always RollsAOne, ERICK THIEMKE
- Narrated by: Jonathan Waters
- Length: 13 hrs
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Follow an unfortunate soul who has been thrown into a fantasy world with nothing. He is quickly railroaded into joining the Legion and has to develop under harsh conditions while slowly discovering his potential power.
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As a soldier myself the parallels are great
- By Rocky on 05-06-24
By: Always RollsAOne, and others
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The Hunter's Code: Book 1
- By: Yuri Vinokuroff, Oleg Sapphire
- Narrated by: Brian Telestai
- Length: 9 hrs and 45 mins
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I was a Hunter, and I honored the Code. For my services to humanity and for leading a "proper" life, I was to be rewarded. A new life after death, and a new world to give me some well-deserved rest. But something went wrong. Once again, I must fight. The Monsters that face me here are far more terrifying than those of my past life. They are cleverer, crueler, more unpredictable. And their name is.
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MC makes me cringe!
- By Amazon Customer on 02-19-24
By: Yuri Vinokuroff, and others
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Enchanted Forge
- A LitRPG Adventure
- By: Matt Pivots
- Narrated by: Exo Lio
- Length: 9 hrs and 11 mins
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After a tragic mistake, Erevan finds himself transported to the work camp in Altheria. To the nobility, it’s an island-bound rehabilitation complex run by a powerful warden and staffed with short-tempered guards. To the inmates, ‘Alty’ is really a massive, city-sized prison. Thrown in with criminal humans, dwarves, and other races, Erevan must learn to navigate the island’s complex social system, as well as survive the sanctioned duels—the warden’s method of managing the convict’s anger and aggression. In Altheria, Erevan learns new smithing skills and forges unexpected alliances.
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Hooked Til the End
- By Brianna Horne on 01-20-24
By: Matt Pivots
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Seth the Abyssal Assassin: Book 1
- By: V.A. Lewis, Extra26
- Narrated by: Giancarlo Herrera, Hannah Schooner
- Length: 11 hrs and 12 mins
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Seth loved his life on Earth. He graduated from his dream college, worked at his dream job, and married his dream girl. Unfortunately, it was all taken away from him when he woke up alone in a dark cavern prowling with dangerous monsters. Armed with only a small dagger of mysterious origin, he has no choice but to fight through this web of death and darkness to get to safety. But with both his rare abyssal magic and his desire to return home, he will survive this nightmare by any means necessary.
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Hero complex, too much introspection, plot armor
- By Amazon Customer on 05-09-24
By: V.A. Lewis, and others
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Sponsored Apocalypse
- A LitRPG Adventure
- By: Blaise Corvin
- Narrated by: Eric Jason Martin
- Length: 10 hrs and 56 mins
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Miles “Shrug” Lindstrom received a quest years ago. He was the only person who could see the window, and in addition to the quest, he could also see a countdown to the end of the world. Part of him was hoping that he was just insane and had been hallucinating when he first started seeing the window. Then again, if the quest was just his imagination, he was going to be massively in debt with a rental full of useless junk. But when the countdown finally stops, what happens is nothing like he could have imagined.
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Enjoyable, and engaging, although…
- By Christopher on 05-26-24
By: Blaise Corvin
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The Order of Architects
- Order of Architects, Book 1
- By: Oleg Sapphire, Yuri Vinokuroff, Christopher Michael Jarrett - translator
- Narrated by: Kevin T. Collins
- Length: 9 hrs and 54 mins
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I used to be the greatest Earth Mage in my world. The head of the entire Order of Architects. But the older you get, the more you come to realize that at some point, you need to retire, so that you can have the chance to enjoy a peaceful life and to cede your place to the young, some of whom have already turned two thousand years old . . .So that's what I did. But I failed to account for one thing: during the course of my long life, I'd accumulated too many enemies, and they had decided to spoil my retirement. So they died along with me. And I hope their deaths were final. But mine was not!
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Haphazard storyline.
- By v on 09-08-24
By: Oleg Sapphire, and others
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Condemned
- Lord Valevsky: Last of the Line, Book 1
- By: Vasily Mahanenko, Taylor Margvelashvili - translator
- Narrated by: Kevin T. Collins
- Length: 11 hrs and 6 mins
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Maximilian is the last of the noble Valevsky lineage. His entire family was put to death for an alleged attempt on the powerful Duke of Odoevsky, who had his eye set on the Valevsky's land. The young man managed to avoid execution, but not punishment. From here on out, he's condemned to life as a doomed soldier. The front line in the fight against the dark god Skron's mutated creatures. "Do or die"—that's the doomer motto that has been drilled into the last of the Valevsky's head. The Duke took everything from him but his honor and a thirst for revenge.
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Beat down
- By David W. Cozby on 09-15-23
By: Vasily Mahanenko, and others
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Breaker of Games
- A LitRPG Experience (Nexus of Chaos, Book One)
- By: Timothy W. Long
- Narrated by: John Pirhalla
- Length: 15 hrs and 2 mins
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In a not-so-distant future, Earth is at the mercy of a rogue quantum AI, with the power to manipulate time, space, and reality. This once-benign creation has gone off the rails, turning our world into a chaotic, dystopian landscape straight out of a video game. Amidst this madness, Liam, an ordinary man, is thrust into the role of Earth's unlikely savior. Tasked with rebooting the entire planet, he must navigate a world where the rules of physics are as malleable as the whims of the AI that controls it.
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A Lit RPG with a twist.
- By Monty on 10-16-24
By: Timothy W. Long
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Magic Kingdom at War, Vol 1-4
- A 4x LitRPG Series
- By: Tao Wong
- Narrated by: Neil Hellegers
- Length: 11 hrs and 15 mins
- Unabridged
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Dying the first time sucked. Matt's trying to avoid a repeat performance. For Matt, joining Earth's last line of defense was exactly the purpose he needed. Saving the world could be fun—if you don’t mind a little soul-crushing responsibility. But being killed and reincarnated into the battlefield chaos of a 4x game world wasn't what he had in mind. The world map is made out of hexagrams, the units are semi-sentient and his opponents have a head start. As if that wasn't enough, there's no instruction manual for this nightmare.
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Turn based game litrpg
- By Zach G on 09-16-24
By: Tao Wong
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Volywr's Reign
- Volywr Chronicles, Book 1
- By: Colton Taylor
- Narrated by: Eric Burgher
- Length: 10 hrs and 15 mins
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When the Volywr descend in their enormous mothership, seven strangers find their lives irrevocably changed. Bound by newfound friendships, they must harness untapped skills and navigate an alien reign that defies all expectations. Through unexpected alliances, unique challenges, and the extraordinary power of human connection in the face of the unknown, they conquer an alien invasion.
By: Colton Taylor
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Genoskwa
- A Story of Vengeance
- By: Heath Stallcup
- Narrated by: Maxwell Zener
- Length: 8 hrs and 50 mins
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While tracking a potential terrorist cell, the FBI’s Joint Terrorism Task Force sends a field team to investigate. Traveling deep into the Catskill Mountains, the Albany field office discovers something far more terrifying than a terrorist training camp. With more questions than answers, the JTTF team gathers their evidence and prepares to leave the forest when all Hell breaks loose. What started as a routine investigation quickly turns into a fight for survival against a foe that knows every inch of the terrain they are fighting on.
By: Heath Stallcup
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Atlantis Rising
- By: David Lingard
- Narrated by: Craig W Van Sickle
- Length: 14 hrs and 57 mins
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As captain of the Iron Will, men and women alike feared me. I had the total respect of my crew of free men who had promised their lives to me and my ship in return for freedom, and the hope of riches beyond our wildest imaginations. But all good things must come to an end. Drawn to madness by some mysterious artefact, my crew turned against me, casting me aside to meet my doom with nothing but a pistol and a single shot, with which I was supposed to put an end to my miserable life. But somebody had something else in mind for me.
By: David Lingard
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- L. Veal
- 05-18-24
Based MC
Funny, gritty, Russian no BS takes on the apocalypse and thrives. Even helps others along the way .. kinda
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- CC
- 05-02-24
Really good!
this was really entertaining it was a mix of dark and humorous but do be warned that the author is Russian and if you have listened or read anything by Russian author you know what to expect competent and morally grey MC but also their point of view of men and women. overall it was a good story and im definitely getting the next one when it comes out
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- Randy Smith
- 06-21-24
Good start
Very good start to an interesting story. I know a few lady friends of mine would not find it very amusing. The misogynistic lead male character would definitely not play well too many audiences here in the United States. Though it was quite amusing.
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- Joseph Kozak
- 06-03-24
Hella misogynistic, but fun looking at it as satire.
every thing in it is so playing into 12 yr old boy stereotypes, that it's hilarious.
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- JB
- 10-18-24
Uncomfortable misogyny.
Apparently the writer is an aggressive misogynist. Main character is an obvious incel. Females are regularly called stupid and every Female is identified by breast size and looks more often than her name. Also, every female is constantly throwing herself at the main character and drowning him in compliments. The whole thing comes across as laughably stupid. It’s like if the world‘s biggest incel wrote a story. The main hero has a camp filled with horny beautiful women who idolize him…. And just a handful of men who could never compete with him because he is so awesome. All of the women totally understand why the main character talks to them in an incredibly degrading way and occasionally hits them. And in spite of verbal and physical abuse, they are constantly drooling over him.
Also, I have no clue why this book was associated with LGBTQIA plus fiction. There is one background character who might be a lesbian but her whole existence is to satisfy a lesbian fantasy for the male reader… a lesbian fantasy that doesn’t come true because she is busy throwing herself at the main character.
Seriously, this book is really fracking stupid.
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- Sam
- 06-04-24
Extremely Misogynistic
First off, the writing and performance are actually pretty good, with a fun concept, some funny jokes and a few clever turns of phrase i'm genuinely impressed by. The world and the system are clearly thought out, the main character is consistent in being a complete ass, and you can understand why he is the way he is.
That said, i think some other reviewers think its just the main character who is extremely misogynistic. I don't think thats the case. If it were the case, we would be shown that women are useable for things other than looking pretty and to "relieve stress."
The issue isnt for how women are treated in the book, though i'd understand that while it may be "realistic" it would be uncomfortable for many who may just want a silly post apocalypse book that this portrays itself as. The issue is that to me, at-least it seems the author agrees with the character. Rarely is a woman in this book described by anything other than her looks, and rarely do they do anything but fawn over the main character.
Overall, the book was a fun time but it really became hard by the end to tell if the author was writing a character, or writing a world and people as he saw them, if that makes sense.
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- DragoneChilde
- 05-06-24
Harem, proceed at your own risk
For those who do not enjoy harems, this book is chock full of definite harem accents.
I'm not going to knock this book just because the MC is a misogynist jerk, because the world building it novel and the plot is awesome.
But be warned that the MC is not a hero (which is perfectly fine) and makes no bones about the fact that he's not a hero. What he is, is a man trying to survive after waking in the midst of a zombie apocalypse.
Concept - 5 - Great
world – 4
Story- 4
Character – 1 unrepentant misogynist
Character progr. - 2 perhaps he will become better? I don't know and will not be interested in finding out
Dialogue – great dialogue
writing – awesome
conflict– will he survive or will he fail to secure his little world.
Overall rating = 4
Comment: Read at your own risk, rated for misogyny and harem
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