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Get this: you wake up in the hospital. You're not feeling so hot—to put it mildly—and also, you're surrounded by hordes of zombies! After trying to run away, you eventually find a map of the building, but guess what? It's in French! Why? 'Cuz you're in France!
You've got nothing on you but a baseball bat, and the zombies are just one step away from biting you on your bare backside. But don't worry, there's still hope, because you've got your own personal shelter in spacetime.
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The System is here! Most of the population of the planet were suddenly turned into zombies, while the rest acquired new abilities. Abilities that let them run from the zombies, save themselves, hide, and try to survive. But it only takes one bite that almost always means death. Our hero was standing in line when the apocalypse came. He was lucky at first to be caught in a crowd when the zombies tried to bite him on the leg. Really lucky, because those trials unlocked new abilities for him.
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It's okay. I hopes for book two.
- By Protomancer on 02-18-25
By: Alexey Kovtunov, and others
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Reincarnation
- Path of Lazy Immortal, Book 1
- By: A.P. Gore, Patricia Jones
- Narrated by: Steve Corona
- Length: 10 hrs and 3 mins
- Unabridged
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Reincarnated into his old self, Li Wei starts over at the lowest point of his life. Marred with a crippled body, he has to depend on his mastery of arrays and future knowledge to carve his own path in the brutal cultivation world. With his old friends and animal companions, Li Wei sets out on an epic journey to fix his past life's mistakes, achieve his dao, and fight the heavens. With a SYSTEM to help him, his journey might be easier this time. Or it might not be.
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TOO. MUCH. EXPOSITION.
- By AJ on 04-23-23
By: A.P. Gore, and others
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Shadowcroft Academy for Dungeons
- Year One
- By: James Hunter, Aaron Michael Ritchey
- Narrated by: Henry Kramer
- Length: 13 hrs
- Unabridged
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Wounded Army vet Logan Murray thought mimics were the stuff of board games and dungeon manuals...right up until one ate him. In a flash of snapping teeth, Logan suddenly finds himself on the doorstep to another world. He’s been unwittingly recruited into the Shadowcroft Academy for Dungeons - the most prestigious interdimensional school dedicated to training the monstrous guardians who protect the Tree of Souls from so-called heroes. Heroes who would destroy the universe if it meant a shot at advancement.
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I wish it were enjoyable
- By Brandon on 06-28-21
By: James Hunter, and others
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Son of the Morozovs
- Living Ice, Book 3
- By: Dmitry Sheleg, Clare Urbanski - translator
- Narrated by: Kevin T. Collins
- Length: 9 hrs
- Unabridged
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Another chapter in the story of the heir to the Morozov mages. It takes place in a cruel world where ancient bloodlines with magical abilities enjoy power and influence, while Normals devoid of magical gifts are of no use to anyone. This depressing fate was in store for our hero, Ivan, too—he was condemned to death by his father, who was sure that he was as magic-less as a puppet. But Ivan was rescued and brought up by an old warrior, and the head of the Morozov bloodline was able to transfer his gifts to Ivan just before his death—leaving an impostor soul from another world in his body.
By: Dmitry Sheleg, and others
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Apocalypse Online
- By: Robyn Wideman
- Narrated by: Pavi Proczko
- Length: 14 hrs and 44 mins
- Unabridged
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Brad and Sam are gamers and when they started playing the hot new game Apocalypse Online they had no idea that the game was a preview of reality! With the help of a benevolent alien AI and nanotechnology, our heroes will have a chance to survive the apocalypse. They just have to survive, level up and find other survivors.
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very disappointed
- By MaDonna Wesberry on 10-30-22
By: Robyn Wideman
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Inheritance
- A Wuxia/Xianxia Cultivation Novel (Path of Lazy Immortal, Book 2)
- By: A.P. Gore, Patricia Jones
- Narrated by: Steve Corona
- Length: 13 hrs and 17 mins
- Unabridged
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Gifted with knowledge of the future, Li Wei’s path should be an easy one, right? But when the future doesn’t behave as it’s supposed to, plans are derailed and things change. Faced with a challenge against the Li clan, Wei must alter his plans and find a way to solve the situation at hand, but a new path taken is a path not yet explored. Thrown into a bad situation, Wei must use his knowledge of the future and his powers to fight an overwhelmingly powerful enemy.
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- By Anonymous User on 07-28-23
By: A.P. Gore, and others
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Re-Roll: A LitRPG Adventure
- New Realm Online, Book 1
- By: Robyn Wideman
- Narrated by: MacLeod Andrews
- Length: 13 hrs and 36 mins
- Unabridged
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Ryan Rosa has had a run of bad luck, but when he receives a VIP package for the newest and hottest game to come out in years, his luck takes a turn for the better. But his good luck ends when he's stabbed in the back by a guild of players who betray him for a unique weapon he possesses. Ryan contemplates doing the one thing every player hates doing: rerolling his unique character and starting over. But even starting over won't save Ryan in New Realm Online.
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Pleasant
- By Eric on 09-06-21
By: Robyn Wideman
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Discount Dan
- Discount Dan’s Backroom Bargains, Book 1
- By: James Hunter
- Narrated by: Steve Campbell
- Length: 15 hrs and 27 mins
- Unabridged
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Dan has accidentally "Noclipped" into the Backrooms—a bizarro, extra-dimensional Alice-in-Wonderland world, overrun with horrific nightmare creatures known as the Dwellers. No one ever gets out. Hell, forget about leaving, if Dan wants to survive the week, he's going to need to harness the strange game-like magic of the Backrooms, make some very sketchy allies, and carve out a little safe haven to call his own.
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DCC fans need to check out DD.
- By SuperFan on 03-31-25
By: James Hunter
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Immortal Journeys
- Cultivation Mega Boxset
- By: Kenneth Arant, Eden Hudson, Gage Lee
- Narrated by: Travis Baldree, Pavi Proczko, TL Barnett, and others
- Length: 32 hrs and 8 mins
- Unabridged
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From Dragon Schools and Prison Planets to Monster Snakes and an Isekai’d Villain. Whether you're an avid cultivation fan or just want to boost your fantasy collection, Immortal Journeys from Shadow Alley Press brings battle artists and progression together in an exciting set you'll pick up again and again. You’ll get four amazing novels from three best-selling authors, and you might just find your next favorite series!
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Excellent book bundle!
- By michael on 08-21-24
By: Kenneth Arant, and others
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Portal to Power 1
- A LitRPG Adventure
- By: D. Levesque
- Narrated by: Brad Derry
- Length: 10 hrs and 40 mins
- Unabridged
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Eric Thornfield’s life is about to get a lot more complicated. After losing his high-level character in his favorite MMORPG, Major Online, he thinks he’s done with gaming for good. But when a mysterious coin from a street vendor opens a portal to a new world, he’s thrust into a reality that combines magic, monsters, and the most intense leveling grind he’s ever experienced.
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Juvenile...
- By Antuan Jackson on 03-07-25
By: D. Levesque
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Beta-Testing the Apocalypse
- A LitRPG Adventure
- By: JG Spaulding
- Narrated by: Ryan H. Reid
- Length: 11 hrs and 53 mins
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Dex is just your average, everyday I.T. Professional. Eyes tired from working late, the strange glowing gem floating in the middle of his apartment didn’t exactly grab his attention. Until it opens into a portal and starts counting down to his death. In a life-or-death situation, an autistic quality assurance engineer probably isn’t your first choice for a hero. But he has a certain set of skills that catches the attention of the Daemon System as it implements a secret beta-test on Earth.
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Unnecessary pronoun crap.
- By Silenced Siren on 04-14-25
By: JG Spaulding
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- L. Veal
- 05-18-24
Based MC
Funny, gritty, Russian no BS takes on the apocalypse and thrives. Even helps others along the way .. kinda
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- CC
- 05-02-24
Really good!
this was really entertaining it was a mix of dark and humorous but do be warned that the author is Russian and if you have listened or read anything by Russian author you know what to expect competent and morally grey MC but also their point of view of men and women. overall it was a good story and im definitely getting the next one when it comes out
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- Randy Smith
- 06-21-24
Good start
Very good start to an interesting story. I know a few lady friends of mine would not find it very amusing. The misogynistic lead male character would definitely not play well too many audiences here in the United States. Though it was quite amusing.
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- Joseph Kozak
- 06-03-24
Hella misogynistic, but fun looking at it as satire.
every thing in it is so playing into 12 yr old boy stereotypes, that it's hilarious.
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- Eva
- 04-11-25
Interesting premise, unlikeable MC
I liked the premise, the system seems interesting. While I understand that this is a translation, the overall writing feels shallow. The characters are lacking in depth. All the males characters are misogynistic pigs and the women are nothing more than boobs and "stress relief". I could not not finish.
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- JB
- 10-18-24
Uncomfortable misogyny.
Apparently the writer is an aggressive misogynist. Main character is an obvious incel. Females are regularly called stupid and every Female is identified by breast size and looks more often than her name. Also, every female is constantly throwing herself at the main character and drowning him in compliments. The whole thing comes across as laughably stupid. It’s like if the world‘s biggest incel wrote a story. The main hero has a camp filled with horny beautiful women who idolize him…. And just a handful of men who could never compete with him because he is so awesome. All of the women totally understand why the main character talks to them in an incredibly degrading way and occasionally hits them. And in spite of verbal and physical abuse, they are constantly drooling over him.
Also, I have no clue why this book was associated with LGBTQIA plus fiction. There is one background character who might be a lesbian but her whole existence is to satisfy a lesbian fantasy for the male reader… a lesbian fantasy that doesn’t come true because she is busy throwing herself at the main character.
Seriously, this book is really fracking stupid.
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- Sam
- 06-04-24
Extremely Misogynistic
First off, the writing and performance are actually pretty good, with a fun concept, some funny jokes and a few clever turns of phrase i'm genuinely impressed by. The world and the system are clearly thought out, the main character is consistent in being a complete ass, and you can understand why he is the way he is.
That said, i think some other reviewers think its just the main character who is extremely misogynistic. I don't think thats the case. If it were the case, we would be shown that women are useable for things other than looking pretty and to "relieve stress."
The issue isnt for how women are treated in the book, though i'd understand that while it may be "realistic" it would be uncomfortable for many who may just want a silly post apocalypse book that this portrays itself as. The issue is that to me, at-least it seems the author agrees with the character. Rarely is a woman in this book described by anything other than her looks, and rarely do they do anything but fawn over the main character.
Overall, the book was a fun time but it really became hard by the end to tell if the author was writing a character, or writing a world and people as he saw them, if that makes sense.
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- Kalen Lewis
- 03-27-25
Not particularly entertaining.
This is a book that would have benefited from slower pacing; more attention to detail, some scene chewing would have gone along well, The setting isn’t particularly well built, and I’d give it more time for a slower burn, but that’s really not the vibe here.
The MC is incredibly unlikable, giving grace for the general cynicism of Eastern European literature, there’s not a whole lot going on for the man. He’s not particularly clever, nothing really stands out about him besides the series entitled power. Now, if the combat was exciting, or the system structure was interesting/ well planned, some of this might be salvageable; not every MC has especially interesting, but at that point you need something else going on to support the story.
Now that’s not to say it’s a bad book, it’s okay, I’ve read worse, it’s just not particularly captivating and the approach leaves much to be desired. There’s an attempt here to make a gritty, desperate zombie/system story, but not nearly enough care is given to the setting to make that work. Perhaps the original language helped, maybe the original Russian created more captivating word choices, or raised the level of literary finesse, but this version at least falls flat.!!
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- DragoneChilde
- 05-06-24
Harem, proceed at your own risk
For those who do not enjoy harems, this book is chock full of definite harem accents.
I'm not going to knock this book just because the MC is a misogynist jerk, because the world building it novel and the plot is awesome.
But be warned that the MC is not a hero (which is perfectly fine) and makes no bones about the fact that he's not a hero. What he is, is a man trying to survive after waking in the midst of a zombie apocalypse.
Concept - 5 - Great
world – 4
Story- 4
Character – 1 unrepentant misogynist
Character progr. - 2 perhaps he will become better? I don't know and will not be interested in finding out
Dialogue – great dialogue
writing – awesome
conflict– will he survive or will he fail to secure his little world.
Overall rating = 4
Comment: Read at your own risk, rated for misogyny and harem
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