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Michael Pauley
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By:
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Susan Hawke
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When the seas of love grow choppy, sometimes the best course is to abandon ship!
Two years ago, Ryan Abernathy was too tongue-tied, too introverted, and entirely too nervous to flirt with his hot but presumably straight new roommate. So when Ryan’s sister swooped in and scooped the hottie up for herself, he accepted his fate and kept his crush a secret.
Sawyer Muller never meant to find himself in a fake relationship with his sexy roommate's sister. And how was he supposed to know that Ryan would become his bestie and star in way too many of his dreams?
Things get complicated when Julia Abernathy strikes a deal with Sawyer to upgrade from fake boyfriend to groom, though they only need to stay married long enough for her to get her trust fund. They plan a fun cruise ship wedding with her entire family in tow. Sawyer figures it sounds like an adventure, and when they quietly divorce later, he’ll finally be free of all the pretense.
With Julia and Ryan’s homophobic, snooty family present, the pressure is turned up...especially when Sawyer finds himself jilted at the altar and drowning in a sea of blame from her family. His only life preserver is the Abernathy sibling he can’t admit to wanting...Ryan.
Note: This full-length m/m romantic comedy will keep you in stitches. Watch out for an awkward first kiss, a record-making group wedding, and sexy competitive shuffleboard. Before you board this ship, make sure you pack a fan because things are about to heat up on board this vessel!
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I've always regretted not being confident enough to talk to my college crush. When he shows up during my friend's bachelorette party, I refuse to let my second chance slip through my fingers.
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Rob Gets a Voice!
- By C. Y. on 07-15-20
By: Ivy Smoak
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Down with Love
- Laws of Attraction
- By: Kate Meader
- Narrated by: Pippa Jayne, Jason Clarke
- Length: 7 hrs and 35 mins
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If you ever get married, remember my name: Max Henderson. In my line of work, you acquire a certain perspective on supposedly everlasting unions. But some guys are willing to take a chance. Like my brother, who thinks he’s going to ride off into the sunset with the woman of his dreams in a haze of glitter on unicorns. And the wedding planner - the green-eyed beauty who makes a living convincing suckers to shell out thousands of dollars on centerpieces - is raking it in on this matrimonial monstrosity. As the best man, I know her game - and I can play it better than her.
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A HEARTFELT ROMANCE WITH A DELICIOUS SLOW BURN
- By CAROLYN 🔹🔹🔹🔹🔹🔹 on 12-11-19
By: Kate Meader
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Prince of Lies
- By: Lucy Lennox
- Narrated by: Michael Dean
- Length: 10 hrs and 26 mins
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Rowe Prince is many things. But when it turns out Rowe’s lies conceal a secret that threatens the company I’ve spent years building, I have to choose: say goodbye to the sweet pretender I’m falling for, or risk everything for a man who just might be… the prince of lies.
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The blurb is misleading--in a good way!
- By heinouslizard on 03-04-23
By: Lucy Lennox
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The Bet
- Winslow Brothers Series, Book 1
- By: Max Monroe
- Narrated by: Tanya Eby, Nelson Hobbs
- Length: 9 hrs and 54 mins
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When it comes to life's fun and games, always know: The rules. What's at stake. When to quit. Wise words from...well...my fortune cookie. But wise words, nonetheless.
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4 Solid Stars
- By Cami Cole on 01-04-22
By: Max Monroe
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Talk British to Me
- By: Robin Bielman
- Narrated by: Reagan West, Oliver Clarke
- Length: 9 hrs and 35 mins
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As the Dating Guy on L.A.'s top morning show, I give the single guy's perspective on dating, love, and sex - and I give great advice. Everyone's hooking up...well, except for me. Sure, I can get any woman I want, but I've got a no-relationship clause in my contract, and the only woman I want has relationship written all over her. Unfortunately, she wants nothing to do with me. At all. Something about the next Ice Age might have even come up in her rebuttal. Adorable.
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Not a fan
- By Amazon Customer on 02-08-23
By: Robin Bielman
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False Start
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- By: Piper Rayne
- Narrated by: Joe Arden, Callie Dalton
- Length: 1 hr and 34 mins
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The start of Lee Burrows and I was a college girl’s biggest fantasy. Campus’ most popular guy, the starting quarterback, the same guy I’ve crushed on forever, notices me—the quiet introvert. Although, he never would’ve noticed me if he didn’t need my help passing our biology class. I didn’t think I had a chance with him until he started flirting with me and asking me questions like, “Who was the guy you were talking to?” and “Do you have a boyfriend?”
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Has no idea the book was an hour long , thought it was an actual book
- By Amazon Customer on 08-19-24
By: Piper Rayne
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Love at First Sight
- By: Kelly Elliott
- Narrated by: Savannah Peachwood, Stephen Dexter
- Length: 8 hrs and 41 mins
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Love at first sight. That’s what it was when Rip Myers came up to me in kindergarten. From that point on, we were inseparable best friends. When I work up the courage to tell Rip I love him, I am met with rejection. He tells me he treasures our friendship too much. That statement might as well be a knife to my heart. I want to hold out hope that he’ll change his mind. Instead, he moves on. The only choice I have is to pretend that doesn’t slay me.
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Does she need some cheese with that W H I N E?!?!
- By Kindle Customer DA on 04-19-20
By: Kelly Elliott
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Kissing Game
- By: Marie Harte
- Narrated by: Laura Jennings
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Rena Jackson is ready. She's worked her tail off to open up her own hair salon, and she's almost ready to quit her job at the dive bar. Rena's also a diehard romantic, and she's had her eye on bar regular Axel Heller for a while. He's got that tall-brooding-and-handsome thing going big time. Problem is, he's got that buttoned-up Germanic-ice-man thing going as well. With Valentine's Day just around the corner, Rena's about ready to give up on Axel and find her own Mr. Right.
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Do Not Waste Your Time
- By InspiredByBeauty on 03-17-21
By: Marie Harte
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Daddy Biker Bear
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- By: Roxie Ray
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- Length: 6 hrs and 31 mins
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I was young and naive when I fell hard for bad boy Grizz, a shifter who was hot enough to melt my good girl heart. Big mistake. Because when good girls are naughty, they end up pregnant. Now I’m back in Forest Heights to care for my aunt with my son Rainer — the son I’ve been raising on my own for nine years because gruff, tough Grizz didn’t believe our baby was possible.
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Uhhh.. nope
- By KHave on 02-27-22
By: Roxie Ray
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Takedown
- By: Evelyn Sola
- Narrated by: Ja'Air Bush, Troy Duran
- Length: 12 hrs and 11 mins
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I was not a gambler. No way. I've built an existence free of risk and adventure. From my career to a small life with my closest family. I was not going to do anything to jeopardize my heart. But when my neighbor and number one menace to my safe plans showed up in Vegas, I did what every adventurous (not!) woman would do. I got drunk and married the man.
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great story..meh..to the female narrator..ugh
- By Keya Baker on 01-22-23
By: Evelyn Sola
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Always Mine
- Liam & Madelyn Duet 1
- By: Kennedy Fox
- Narrated by: Aiden Snow, Maxine Mitchell
- Length: 10 hrs and 15 mins
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College parties, beer, and one-night stands - that was my life. Now, I hunt down criminals, ethically or not, but if no one's asking, then I'm not telling. Drinking and women are still included, although I can't seem to forget the girl who almost gave me her virginity. She would've until I realized she was too young, and I wasn't looking to get thrown into jail.
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Doesn't live up to expectations
- By Darla O on 06-18-20
By: Kennedy Fox
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Send Me Crazy
- Hot in the City, Book 1
- By: T. Gephart
- Narrated by: Stephen Dexter, Tanya Eby
- Length: 8 hrs and 39 mins
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A note, a pair of panties, and a date. When Quinn’s efforts to set up her best friend go awry, she finds herself with a crazy blind date. Could the mystery man be her soul mate? Nothing like an adventure, and at the very least, she is going to have some fun with it.
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Laugh Out Loud Rom-Com
- By Denise Hoover on 05-06-20
By: T. Gephart
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- Queen of Halloween
- 09-13-20
Sweet and Funny
Sweet, funny, romantic and awkward. Wonderfully narrated and extremely entertaining. Light and has a lot of heart. Highly recommend!
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- Samantha Cato
- 09-25-19
Loved it!
I have enjoyed all of the Valentine's Inc Cruise books but this one was probably my favorite of the bunch! Susan Hawke does an excellent job at infusing humor into her stories and this one was no exception. I love the fake boyfriend trope and this story just came together beautifully! Michael Pauley is phenomenal as always!
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- SoCalBookFiend
- 09-23-19
Abandoning Ship
3.5 Stars
This book was cute and funny. A fun and sweet story, with some cute, but totally oblivious guys. Fake Boyfriend trope is not my favorite especially when a female is involved in the ruse. I was especially annoyed by Ryan's Sister Julia in this book, I really didn't like her at all. I felt like she was selfish with all of her actions, she didn't think about what she was doing and how it would affect others, she only thought about herself. Luckily Ryan and Sawyer were able to get it together just in time to make their story line come together. Also, for me, Ryan and Sawyer didn't really have any grand HEA, it was more subtle seeing that they were friends and already had at least a partial connection with each other to begin with. But I felt like they were a little lacking in the passion department. I would have liked more passion and a stronger bond in the romance department. But, overall this story was cute and fun, just sad to say its not my favorite from this author.
Michael Pauley's voice was great for these characters, like always, he just seems to know how to voice everyone perfectly to give us a look into their personalities. I really felt involved in the story and character lives, wanting to know what happens next, and that was thanks to Michael.
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- kp
- 09-20-19
Loved It!
Abandoning Ship is a great addition to the Valentine's Inc. Cruises series. This is a wonderful best friends to lovers story. Sawyer and Ryan are interested in each other when they first meet but never let on and then Sawyer gets into a fake relationship with Ryan's sister. Confusing! But all works out in the end.
This is a fast paced, sexy romp of a story that I devoured! THere's a reason why Michael Pauley is one of my favorite narraters. He does an amazing job of giving voice to this story.
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- Kashonna
- 02-28-21
Love Boat
This story was totally cute. I loved that it wasn't a typical story. Michael was terrific as the characters.
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- Esther A
- 09-23-19
Sexy, Sweet & Lots Of Fun!
A great addition to this wonderful multi-author series. It's a convoluted fake relationship/sister's boyfriend story that is very entertaining especially once it hits the high seas. Ryan and Sawyer are great together and I loved watching their relationship grow and how they came to be together. The narrator is absolutely spectacular with the characters and in his interpretation of the story. I voluntarily reviewed a gifted copy of this audiobook.
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- Nic S
- 09-24-19
Fake relationship & accidental marraiges
This was a light and sweet story with a bit of a twist on the fake relationship. low angst with a great narrator, overall a fun listen.
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- LacrYmosa Wolf
- 09-24-19
Even funnier on audio!!
I loved this story telling even more on audio! I loved how the narrator brought them all to life! Great pick and even more laughter.
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- Shin Mon Thway
- 09-20-19
Love birds on love boat
Another funny, light-hearted and enjoyable listen from Susi Hawke. 😉
Ryan and Sawyer has been friends and roommates for two years. Although there was definitely a spark and interest between them, Sawyer ended up fake dating Ryan’s sister Julia. And Ryan has no idea about their fake relationship and has always regretted being slow to move on Sawyer. Now Sawyer is going to marry Julia as a favor so that she can get her trust fund. And Ryan is wallowing I misery that his dream man is marrying his sister. When Sawyer found himself being jilted at the alter by his fake wife-to-be Julia, Ryan finally manned up and made a move on Sawyer. After all, isn’t love cruise where dreams for lovers come true?
This is quite light and funny. 😁 But I have some issues with the storyline and characters. First of all, I didn’t like Julia. She was entitled, spoilt, rude and very ungrateful to Sawyer. 😒 Second, although I believe there’s a spark between Sawyer and Ryan, I never quite felt the romance between them. It’s more of a convenient coupling rather than passionate romance for me. Regardless, it’s funny, filled with family drama and enjoyable. Love cruises are the best. 😉
3.5 love birds on love boat stars
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- Peggy D
- 10-12-20
Fun RomCom
This was a fun read and I really enjoyed the fake boyfriend and groom twist that turned into a completely different the HEA
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