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Alan Cumming
About this listen
Legal Immigrant is Alan Cumming's collection of musings on his experiences as a US citizen, growing older, and what it feels like to be an immigrant in today's America, featuring songs and stories that are as eclectic and idiosyncratic as Alan himself. The audio, recorded live at the Minetta Lane Theatre, is a smorgasbord of genres, styles, and tales. Replete with laughter, tears and, of course, provocation, featuring covers of songs made famous by a diverse array of musical legends.
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Our favorite moments from Legal Immigrant
"It is everything I thought it would be: smart, hilarious,
thought-provoking, insightful and hopeful."
–Yael E., Audible Listener
Come one, come all
There are few greater showmen around than Alan Cumming. He can act, sing, and dance, and let’s not forget his razor-sharp wit. And he’s never afraid to share his opinion, as he does in Legal Immigrant, exploring how his life as a Scotland-born naturalized American citizen has impacted him and shaped his views on current immigration policies. His politics are clear and so is his talent. Cumming performed and recorded the show at the Minetta Lane Theatre, eliciting laughter and poignant moments of connection, while interspersing his story with an eclectic selection of songs that lend to the theme and mood. It felt like I spent a couple of wonderful hours at a fabulous cabaret show that you now also get to experience.

About the Creator and Performer
Alan Cumming has performed with Jay-Z and Liza with a Z; he has won a Tony, hosted the Tonys, and been nominated for an Emmy for doing so. He has a soap called Cumming in a Bar, and a bar called Club Cumming. He made back-to-back films with Stanley Kubrick and the Spice Girls. He has played God, the Devil, Hitler, the Pope, a teleporting superhero, Hamlet, all the parts in Macbeth, General Batista of Cuba, a goat opposite Sean Connery, Dionysus, a Smurf (twice) the EmCee in Cabaret (thrice), a James Bond baddie—oh, and political spinmeister Eli Gold on seven seasons of The Good Wife for which he received multiple Golden Globe, Emmy, and SAG award nominations. He is the author of five books including a #1 New York Times best-selling memoir. He plays the first ever gay leading role on an US network drama, CBS’s Instinct. He appeared on Sesame Street, Dora the Explorer, topless in Playgirl, and naked on the cover of his second album.
He has received over 40 awards for his humanitarianism and social activism, three honorary doctorates, both the Great Scot and Icon of Scotland awards from his homeland, and was made an OBE (Officer of the British Empire) for his contributions to the arts and LBGTQIA+ equality by the Queen, whose portrait was taken down when his was unveiled at the Scottish National Portrait Gallery in 2014.
He has sung in concert halls across the globe including the Sydney Opera House, the London Palladium, the Hollywood Bowl, and Carnegie Hall, and Billboard said of his last concert tour Alan Cumming Sings Sappy Songs, "he's an icon to behold—he is unapologetically himself, and with a talent like that, he has no need to apologize."
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Who is Audrey Hoedemaker? It's a question her sister Maureen has heard more times than she can count, and she doesn't know what the short answer would be. Little sister, troubled teen, backpacker, musical theatre coach, con artist, childcare worker. Murderer. A tragic, traumatic childhood casts a long shadow on the Hoedemaker sisters. Maureen has worked hard to move beyond the violence of the past and build a good, honest life for herself. Audrey, however, just can't seem to do the same, careening from one state of chaos to another.
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What listeners say about Alan Cumming: Legal Immigrant
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- Lori Hanson
- 01-27-20
Deep thoughts in a cheeky performance
If you're a conservative Trump fan, you might want to pass on this one. I'm not so I really enjoyed it.
In my own home I've had arguments with my mother who, though a Democrat, sees immigrants as threats. Not all immigrants, mostly the little brown people coming over the Mexican border. Her argument is that our ancestors assimilated. My argument is that it's hard for people with dark tans to assimilate with people descended from white European immigrants. Also not included in her argument is that during WWII, many German-Americans assimilated in self-defense, not wanting to be compared to the German NAZIs we were fighting.
But, I digress. If you love Alan Cumming's charming, irreverent sense of humor and don't mind the music as some reviewers seem to, you'll love this Audible offering. I know I do. It's a good reminder that if one is not Native American, one is descended from immigrants. Alan also recognizes those whose ancestors were most likely brought here against their will -- not an immigration choice, Kanye.
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- Ludovica D.
- 06-28-23
Absolutely Loved it!
I so love Alan Cumming. This is a wonderful audio presentation. You don’t feel your missing something by not having the visual. Really fun!!!
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- Leslie Clark
- 07-29-23
Riveting
I laughed, cried, & sang along. Joyous & thought provoking all at once. Well done, Mr. Cumming
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- Christina T
- 11-23-21
Wonderful!
I enjoy everything Allen Cumming is involved in. Thank you audible for offering this production. ❤️
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- JenniferAD
- 02-17-20
Such fun!
Great! Will listen to it again in the future. I would highly recommend it to anyone.
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- Jodi
- 03-22-22
Fourteen stars!
Alan Cumming is brilliant. Tender, hilarious, insightful and snarky. Songs will rip out your heart.
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Fun as hell
This show is a blast to listen to, real, funny, translates to audio very well
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- Amazon Customer
- 07-10-22
Don’t miss this.
Absolutely brilliant. Tho recorded in 2019 it is not outdated. Me. Cumming’s voice and choice of song are lovely,fun and some will bring g a tear. Thank you Alan.
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- Browncoat
- 07-26-22
Fine
I’m a fan of Alan Cumming; not so much of showtunes, and this features a large amount of songs in that vein. Still an enjoyable listen though; nice to hear from lovely people. Too bad there aren’t more on the planet.
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- KDS
- 09-22-24
Both funny and touching
Through humor the comic tells us the story of being an immigrant. Although most of it is comedy, a lot of it is filled with sadness and how hard it is to come to this country legally or illegally. He hides behind humor at times willing really resonates with me. It’s definitely worth a listen. The singing is stupendous as well.
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