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Ramon De Ocampo
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Experience the action-packed first book in #1 New York Times bestselling author Brandon Sanderson’s laugh-out-loud middle-grade fantasy series like never before—now with all new covers!
AN ANCIENT RIVALRY REAWAKENS.
Everything I’d known about the world was a lie.
On my thirteenth birthday, I, Alcatraz Smedry (yes, I got named after a prison, don’t ask), received my inheritance: a bag of sand. And then I accidentally destroyed my foster parents’ kitchen. It’s not my fault, things just break around me, I swear! I thought the sand was a joke until evil Librarians came to steal it. You’re probably thinking, “Librarians are nice people who recommend good books,” but that’s just what they want you to think! It turns out they’re actually a secret cabal keeping the truth from you—a hidden world filled with magical eyeglasses, talking dinosaurs, and knights with crystal swords! Or so my Grandpa Smedry claimed when he suddenly showed up to rescue me. So now I have to go with him to invade the local library and get that sand back, before it’s used to conquer the world. And Grandpa says how I keep breaking things is actually an amazing talent. There’s no way that can all be true, right? Will I ever make it back home alive?
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He got the idea from a near traffic accident
- By Don Gilbert on 09-26-13
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The Menagerie
- Menagerie Series, Book 1
- By: Tui T. Sutherland, Kari H. Sutherland
- Narrated by: Em Eldridge
- Length: 6 hrs and 58 mins
- Unabridged
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In the small town of Xanadu, Wyoming, lies the Menagerie, a top secret facility filled with unicorns, dragons, phoenixes, and other fairy tale creatures. At least, it was a secret - until six griffin cubs escaped. If Logan and Zoe don't get the cubs back fast, the entire Menagerie will be shut down. The race is on and the resulting adventure is only the beginning of a thrilling series that will leave listeners wanting a magical menagerie of their very own.
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starting to love these two authors
- By Christopher Tersinar on 01-13-21
By: Tui T. Sutherland, and others
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The Dragon Squisher
- By: Scott McCormick
- Narrated by: Adam Fuller
- Length: 9 hrs and 19 mins
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“Before I can begin my tale, you need to know about the king's panties.” So begins the epic adventure of 14-year-old Nigel, digger of latrines, shoveler of poop, and the single greatest threat to all the humans, elves, and halflings of Esteria. Nigel needs to escape from military school. Who can blame him? After all, the king just declared war on the gorks, and he's pretty sure his latrine-digging skills aren't going to be much good on the front lines.
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Hilarious!
- By Angela on 08-31-20
By: Scott McCormick
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Legion
- By: Brandon Sanderson
- Narrated by: Oliver Wyman
- Length: 2 hrs and 6 mins
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Stephen Leeds, AKA 'Legion,' is a man whose unique mental condition allows him to generate a multitude of personae: hallucinatory entities with a wide variety of personal characteristics and a vast array of highly specialized skills. As the story begins, Leeds and his 'aspects' are drawn into the search for the missing Balubal Razon, inventor of a camera whose astonishing properties could alter our understanding of human history and change the very structure of society.
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The only flaw...
- By Joshua on 12-09-12
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Warbreaker (Dramatized Adaptation)
- By: Brandon Sanderson
- Narrated by: Christopher Graybill, Colleen Delany, David Coyne, and others
- Length: 17 hrs and 50 mins
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Warbreaker is the story of two sisters, who happen to be princesses, the god king one of them has to marry, the lesser god who doesn’t like his job, and the immortal who’s still trying to undo the mistakes he made hundreds of years ago. Their world is one in which those who die in glory return as gods to live confined to a pantheon in Hallandren’s capital city and where a power known as BioChromatic magic is based on an essence known as breath that can only be collected one unit at a time from individual people.
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Overproduced and Amateur at the same time...
- By Fantasy Lover on 09-15-21
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L. Ron Hubbard Presents Writers of the Future, Volume 23
- By: Jeff Carlson, Tony Pi, Douglas Texter
- Narrated by: Gabrielle De Cuir, Emily Janice Card, Stefan Rudnicki, and others
- Length: 15 hrs and 20 mins
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Listen to the best new science-fiction and fantasy short stories from up-and-coming writers. Established in 1983 by L. Ron Hubbard expressly for the aspiring writer, Writers of the Future has become the most respected and significant forum for new talent in all aspects of speculative fiction.
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Ok but not gripping
- By curtis matthes on 11-05-07
By: Jeff Carlson, and others
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The Weirdies
- By: Michael Buckley
- Narrated by: Kate Winslet
- Length: 1 hr and 43 mins
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If you’re a fan of A Series of Unfortunate Events, Edward Scissorhands, or the darkest bits of Roald Dahl, the Weirdie triplets - Barnacle, Garlic, and Melancholy - will feel like old friends. After being left behind when the entire estate of Deadeye Manor is packed up for a doomed vacation cruise, the triplets have to learn how to fend for themselves.
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Hysterical and dark!!!
- By Bookchick on 11-19-20
By: Michael Buckley
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Zero G
- By: Dan Wells
- Narrated by: Emily Woo Zeller, Margaret Ying Drake, Josh Hurley, and others
- Length: 4 hrs and 8 mins
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Zero is just one of 20,000 people aboard a spaceship bound for a new planet set to be colonized. The journey is over a century long but luckily, everyone is in stasis, so they’ll be safe and sound asleep during the trip. Everyone that is, except for Zero, whose pod has malfunctioned, waking him up a hundred years early. His initial excitement in roaming the ship alone quickly turns to a heart-stopping interstellar adventure when a family of space pirates show up, trying to hijack the ship and take the colonizers hostage.
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Passengers movie with space pirates
- By Kingsley on 12-07-18
By: Dan Wells
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Alcatraz contra los Bibliotecarios malvados [Alcatraz Versus the Evil Librarians]
- Alcatraz contra los Bibliotecarios Malvados 1
- By: Brandon Sanderson
- Narrated by: David Jenner
- Length: 7 hrs
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En su decimotercer cumpleaños, el huérfano Alcatraz Smedry recibe un curioso paquete: una bolsa de arena, herencia de sus padres, que han desaparecido.
La bolsa es robada de inmediato, y entonces Alcatraz comprende que no se trata de una arena cualquiera. Con ella, los Bibliotecarios Malvados que controlan en secreto algunos de los países más poderosos del mundo podrán controlar también algunos de los Reinos Libres.
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Excelente narración
- By Feren on 10-16-23
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Book Scavenger
- By: Jennifer Chambliss Bertman
- Narrated by: Jessica Almasy
- Length: 8 hrs and 17 mins
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For 12-year-old Emily, the best thing about moving to San Francisco is that it's the home city of her literary idol: Garrison Griswold, book publisher and creator of the online sensation Book Scavenger (a game where books are hidden in cities all over the country and clues to find them are revealed through puzzles). Upon her arrival, however, Emily learns that Griswold has been attacked and is now in a coma, and no one knows anything about the epic new game he had been poised to launch.
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Bibliophile? - Check this out!
- By ASW on 03-05-16
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Howl's Moving Castle
- By: Diana Wynne Jones
- Narrated by: Jenny Sterlin
- Length: 8 hrs and 34 mins
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A Boston Globe-Horn Book Honor Book and ALA Notable and Best of the Year in Young Adult Fiction, Howl's Moving Castle is by acclaimed fantasy writer Diane Wynne Jones and was transformed into an Academy Award nominated animated motion picture by Hayao Miyazaki. On a rare venture out from her step-mother's hat shop, Sophie attracts the attention of a witch, who casts a terrible spell transforming the young girl into an old crone.
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Howl's Moving Castle is Amazing!
- By Elisa on 10-23-09
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Skyward
- By: Brandon Sanderson
- Narrated by: Suzy Jackson
- Length: 15 hrs and 28 mins
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From Brandon Sanderson, the number one New York Times best-selling author of the Reckoners series, Words of Radiance, and the internationally best-selling Mistborn series, comes the first book in an epic new series about a girl who dreams of becoming a pilot in a dangerous world at war for humanity's future.
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Has Sanderson been reading Craig Alanson???
- By Customer on 11-18-18
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- J. Hawkins
- 06-25-12
First, let me say that I am a Sanderson fanatic!
Brandon Sanderson is a gifted storyteller, world builder and creator of unique magical systems. That's the first thing that you need to know. I've read/listened to his work since he accepted the responsibility of finishing up "The Wheel of Time" series after Jordan's passing. He immediately became my favorite author! I have kids, and wanted to get them interested in reading. My oldest daughter was not latching on to the "girlie" books that my wife was getting her, then it hit me: Sanderson wrote a kids book! You see, my daughter is more like me. Naturally, I thought that her reading interest might lean toward my own. I bought the audiobook here on audible and gave it a listen. Then, I purchased a hard copy of this book and have started reading it to both of my girls aloud. They were instantly hooked!
As I said, I'm a WOT fan, so I've been spoiled to hearing the amazing talents of Michael Kramer and Kate Reading. Most of the time, when I begin listening to a book with a different narrator I am very disappointed. Not so with Ramon De Ocampo! He does an admirable job of conveying emotion and character into the story.
Overall, this is a fun tale of adventure that kids and parents can enjoy together.
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- M. Holmes
- 12-12-17
Surprisingly awesome!
My family really enjoyed this book. It's another great one from B. Sanderson. I've either listened to or read nearly all of his books and I haven't been disappointed yet. This book (and the entire series) is kind of different. It's definitely for kids, but much of the humor is something only an adult would understand, so it's pretty cool in that regard. There'd be some exchange of dialogue and I'd be laughing like crazy and my kids would be scratching their heads in confusion. I appreciate that he involves multiple generations of readers/listeners in his stories. An adult can gain just as much enjoyment as their child and its something that can be done as a family. And it's clean! I NEVER worry about profanity or anything beyond mild innuendo in his stories. That's getting harder and harder to come by these days.
The concept is very interesting--that librarians are evil and trying to brainwash us with their own versions of history, geography, and science. Very anti-establishment in a silly way, but not really. Know what I mean? I was totally diggin' it!
If you're getting this now, be glad all the books are out because it's a definite binge-listen.
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- Kit
- 07-14-17
So fun!
I put off listening to this title thinking it was for kids. And in fact, I now want to go back and listen to this with my kids.
The treatment of how the worst things about ourselves can turn out to be the best things was handled masterfully. This is what I love about Sanderson's books. They have such a neat soul.
I could have done without as much meta-babble, especially when he repeatedly says that he isn't a good person. Sorta defeats the other message. Maybe that gets tied up more neatly in a later book, though considering all the false foreshadowing, maybe not. Not sure why he kept mentioning random things like sharks and penguins, only to later point out the complete lack of relevance. I appreciate the tone in general, it just went a little too far sometimes. But then again, maybe that is why it is a kids book. Perhaps my kids will find that hilarious rather than annoying. TBD
That being said, I really enjoyed the book and am looking forward to continuing the series.
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- Bob-o
- 01-20-16
Enjoyable
even for an adult. However, it is really written for preteens and young teens...as advertised. It's funny and silly. I'm such a Sanderson fan that I want to listen to everything he's written. The narrator was great. I'd definitely listen to him again.
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- jd
- 12-08-21
Amazing!
really great, fifth time reading it, gripping until the end. can't wait for book 6!!!
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- Phillip
- 03-19-18
Got better as it went on.
This one started out a little slow and seemed too juvenile for me. As I listened though, it got better and seems to have opened some nice possibilities for future books. It is, of course, young adult fiction so I probably should have expected it to be what it was. The way the author used the "talents" some of the characters possessed was brilliant and the book is worth listening to just for that.
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- Sarah Roundy
- 03-18-15
Wonderful tween read
I love the humor, moral lesson on repentance, and subtle writing lessons, too. I know my son (middle school reading level) is going to love this!
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- Kristi
- 12-11-15
Hilarious
Great read for kids, and fans of Brandon Sanderson or Harry Potter. Happy I gave it a go.
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- LOTR
- 08-07-17
Fun, light-hearted listen
I added this book to my Audible library months ago, but just couldn't get myself to listen to it. The title alone was a big blocker for me. Perhaps having such low expectations made this much more delightful than I expected, but it turned out to be more entertaining than I had hoped. It reminded me a bit of The Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy, in just how twisted an author can manage to tweak the imagination. If you like that kind of humor, you'll enjoy this book.
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- ASW
- 01-13-18
Intrigued
As a librarian, I was a little disturbed at the accuracy of his account. No doubt, our secret is out.
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